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Nov 17, 2019 5:34 PM
TheNotoriousSlug
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tertiarybutylmercaptaintitz
That man needs a beer.
Kassem4
Plot twist: she works there
JackRed12
Pokemon go
HandBanana14
Mine takes 2 hours to get ready to go to target then another 2 hours buying shit we don't need. I feel you brother
annakitty345
Stay strong you can do it
Rips4w
Nice having a wife who hates shopping and stores.
bourbonballs
That's me right now!
jetah
gift cards. they have an actual limit!
Loundagr
You should lock down your bank accounts. She’s giving all the money to Target!
BooJum1981
That won't work. She can just sign up for a Target Red Card in the store. On the bright side she will save 5% on her purchases.
Hypothesist
Target should open a bar
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
Kroger's did.
dogfrost9
Barget.
Hypothesist
Pickedup home supplies, groceries, and a buzz #barget
ShinyHoeFromACynicalTower
And it only gets worse, my daughter also has the Target Virus now. It’s transmittable.
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
2nd picture I've seen of a dude with this sign. Guess it's a new meme.
OttoSpeckter
Oh it is IKEA panic
ModsSometimesHeedMyScamWarnings
"Do you people not own phones?" Blizzard staff at Target.
BklynPunisher
Go back inside, find a pretty girl/woman and start up a conversation, your wife will appear out of nowhere.
SS2000Ali
Cut up her Plastic...?
SavageTacoSupremeOverlord
I totally get that this is a joke, but they treat us like poop (like most big companies). I pray for the day thay I can finally quit and ...
SavageTacoSupremeOverlord
Never have to step foot in Target again.
eigeress
My dad left my mom at the mall once. Knowing my mom, he did the right thing.
Khrome
He came back tho, right?
Mechwarrior719
My father in law will do that to my mother in law and wife when they go shopping. He just chill in the car while they shop. Smart man.
eigeress
My dad actually drove around the mall, annoyed, then she found him gone. Started walking home, 20 miles. He had to beg her to get in 1/
eigeress
The car. She didn't speak to him for rest of the day. We heard about this as adults, so it was pretty funny to us. Mom not so much. :')
SpankyButtSniff
I find the throw blankets and bean bag chairs and camp out on imgur in the clearance aisle.
thegelatoking
Shirt button hanging on for dear life
MstrES
BottomShelfVodka
Thank you. I just saw this like 20 posts back. How original.
nhoffmann198712
Somebody get that guy a beer and a TV stat!!!
sailorparkboy
get this man donations to pay the credit card bill STAT!
MzRafferty
dmay1210
Do not understand why they even go if they do not want to....
ididitall
it's your own fault for letting her learn to read
Quetzal4U
Wife bad. Shopping bad.
mud33y
At least you’re outside to get fresh air and excercise
DancesWithHedgehogs
And he's got this guy for company!
Mayzowl
Then why did you go with her to Target? Just stay home. :/
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Or do your own shopping in the meantime. Or split up. One buys groceries, the other looks for good deals on socks and underwear or whatever
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
The latter is probably why it takes so long. Women typically shop for the entire family. Anything from clothing to toiletries and pet food.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Meaning they have to do a lot of the budgeting too & try to save money where possible. In return they get "You take so long & spend so much"
Sutashi
My dad does this. He hates shopping & complains if you have to be in a store more than 5 minutes. When we ask why he doesn't just stay...
Sutashi
home he says he feels left out.
pr0nty
Ugh, how irritating!
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
Sounds like a child.
Sutashi
He's old so tomayto tomahto.
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
I get the joke but like, why tag along? Stay home while she shops or do something else it’s not complicated
Mercenarity
These things are often spontaneous. Maybe they went to lunch, and stopped at Target on the way back so she could pick up that new movie.
Mercenarity
For some shoppers who don't have a specific list, time melts away. Checking the back of the store for five minutes becomes two hours IRL.
TheDairyPope
Maybe she went in 'To get one thing.', and there's a barrier enchantment on the portal that prevents his entrance.
hyptosis
Or her exit :P
LetAllYourAngerOutOnMeIDontBite
Maybe she can't drive?
hyptosis
I get it, a joke about women drivers, hahahaha *gun fingers*
Artimak
Some women still choose not to drive, as weird as that sounds. My mother-in-law refuses to drive. My father-in-law has to drive everywhere.
hyptosis
Artimak
Oh, that was supposed to be a joke...?
Frostbreaker1
I can never relate to this stuff. I'm a dude and I love shopping and browsing around stores if I have nothing to do that day
yubisaki
Where can I find one of you?
drcurlyfat
I'm a dude, and I love shopping for things I like. Especially if I have $$. Hell, I love shopping for gifts. Clothes shopping is boring af.
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
I also love spending time with my wife.
emmalilly
I’m a chick, and I freaking hate shopping for anything that’s not food. I don’t get how it’s fun
sc363
Hot
Frostbreaker1
You get to look at stuff and get ideas, get a sense of the size or feel of something, plan new adventures with the gear you see, etc
Frostbreaker1
Maybe treat yourself after saving up, or treating a special person in your life. All positive feelings for me