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Recipe: https://www.food.com/recipe/holy-cow-cake-195423
I put the Butterfingers in the freezer for a bit so that they’d chop us nicer.
Oops, forgot the vanilla in sugar in the first ingredient pic!
This was impossibly good. Can’t-stop-eating-it good.
Pet tax by my useless little lump, Chichi!
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Mojobozo
Want!
TheHighCs
davesaint01930
You had me until you added the coffee. Gross
HoboToast
Even if you’re a coffee hater, coffee in chocolate cake (or brownies) instead of water is really good! You can’t really taste the coffee flavor, it just makes the chocolate taste richer.
Freestila
No baker, but i refuse to use a premix cake. Like at least use normal ingredients..
marthafarquar
You had me at "Super Moist"
Anaphriel
I suppose you'll be needing my mailing address.
ShinyRoomba
#2 good prep
noReallyIamPrincessBob
I’m starting to get chest pains just looking at the ingredients. 😳
I’m sure it tastes wonderful though!
reverendbonobo
I'm sorry, but that looks nothing like a cow.
kazeshi
cream cheese and whipped cream is a fantastic combo, i use it for a lot of desserts.
learned it from a very old family recipe called mississippi mud. crust is flour salt and butter then baked in a 9x13 till crispy then cool. then mix cream cheese + whipped cream + powdered sugar and add a layer to the pan. then mix butterscotch and chocolate pudding, cool, and add a layer to the pan, then top with whipped cream. chocolate ribbons, crushed nuts, or feuilletine can be added on top for texture.
HoboToast
That sounds awesome!
Jayboots
I'd look like Chichi if I ate that.
TheMentallyillist
I favorited this but I shouldn’t have because I shouldn’t eat this. I am definitely going to eat this. Definitely.
wadatahmydamie
We do this with Heath bars, except they’re mixed in with the frosting and there’s holes poked with a fork for the syrup. “Better than sex cake.”
veluis
My parents didn’t want me to know that it was called that so they told me it was called “Better Than Anything Cake”
wadatahmydamie
Some of the prudes call it “better than Christmas”
QuarkCharmer
Looks great! Edit in a list of how much of each ingredient plz.
HoboToast
The recipe in the caption under pic #1, but j doubled up on the cream cheese-whipped cream layer.
littlespooner
This is such an American recipe. Cake mix, butterfingers, can't make that at home.
OhIfIMust
Want.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Yellowchopsticks
How do I follow the recipe without a lengthy emotional backstory?
HoboToast
I don’t have the energy to make food AND write about my various traumas, sorry!
khora
Looks delicious. I’m not even going to have a go at US cooking where the recipe is combining finished food.
Rengii
You mean like the super American tiramisu which uses ladyfingers?
HoboToast
😬 Probably shouldn’t check out my other posts if you don’t like food that is ridiculously American. Like I always say though, our food is still better than our politics!
TungstenOrbital
I feel fat looking at this. I need it
Tmissfrizzle
Saw the coffee and knew you were doing it right. Coffee is so magical in chocolate cake.
HoboToast
Yes! I’ll never go back to using water.
smegheadenergy
Chichi isn’t useless! Chichi brings evil joy into the world!
HoboToast
Don’t tell her that, she’s conceited enough as it is!
GeorgeCostabaplaps
40%!?
GeorgeCostabaplaps
I want some, please don't get me wrong
HoboToast
It’s the only one Costco sells. I know different creams are better for different applications, but I just use that one for everything.
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Oh, I'm not judging at all! I would love to get 40%, the highest here is 38%