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Jun 9, 2016 5:17 AM
ReeceD10
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SeaCaakes
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
thesameasyours2
By better she means the vaginal her daughter came out of
thelazergoespewpew416
A year later, OP is now her step father
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
Then his single dad marries his ex. They have a kid,
ljtechguy
He's his own Grandpa!
TheyCallMeHeiyster
Fuck her sister, if she doesn't have one, fuck her mom and give her one
irnarale
Ex's mom still trying to convince me to get back together with his son 5 years after we broke up. That's awkward.
samwoody48
OP, I'm not sure if my advice will help, but you're looking at a once in a lifetime opportunity here. I think you should go for your 1/2
samwoody48
ex's mom. From this story, it seems you have nothing to lose.
AccidentallyUpvotes
This happened to me junior year of high school. It feels like 2004 all over again!
TupperwareNinja
Old Post Revive - Recent Break up, etc. Ex's sister said the same
RayLynch
Is her mom hot? If yes, try to bang the mom.
needanamedammit
Bang her mom. Show your gf you are doing alright.
disagreeable
Same thing happened here. It felt good at the time it happened. It's sorta sad now.
CharlesFuckingBronson
Is her mom hot?
TheJerkofAllTrades
That happened to me once, except it was after I dumped the girl. She has cancer now.
putyourpawsuplikeyoujustdontgiveafuck
My ex's mom said the same thing after he cheated on me.
bentlightnvegas
A satisfying outcome. Did you tell your ex?
Valitus
Same here man, her mom adored me but she just didn't care for me.
thisisnotausername15
Told ex bfs mom her son dumped me after we moved to new city together. Said he was probably depressed. Can't tell if because of me or not
HelenaL
You are in a whole new level of stupid when your mom says that you are an idiot. Keep up OP!
zahnkem
Both her parents really liked me. He sold me a car for a dollar BC I didn't have a car after we broke up. Cool family in general.
deinfavorit
Gf broke up with me and my parents were happy. They said I acted like a total idiot when she was around.
CouchingRengoHiddenSol
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS HAPPENED TO ME TODAY i m broken in 1000 pieaces and i find super hard to go on but seeing this post made me a lil happy
jdeman
insanity wolf: fuck her dad
OnlyLennyFace
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LeBaguette
+1 for living up to your username
Renovin
Plot twist, that's actually masturbation
pickleman1
PopatoMc
Holy shit, i love that gif so much.
AliElkie
A whole lot of disloyal parents in the comments section.Am I the only one who thinks that,publicly at least,you should be on your kids side?
questionableanswers
Your parents don't have to agree with you on everything. Especially not on things they have more expierence in.
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
They don't but I'd be freaking pissed if my mom would say that to my ex. The break up is for a reason, no need for her to interfere.
AliElkie
Course not, but I would expect them to talk to me about it privately rather than going to my ex and essentially mocking me
Cashmeoutsidehowboutdat
Plot twist: From bf to step daddy
Toxinator84
Father of my Ex: "her new boyfriend is a jerk, you were always nice" Uuum thanks I guess.
matt692007
After my ex broke up with me I ran into her mom's cuddle friend (woman who would sleep with her) and she told me it was her loss.
matt692007
Sounds weird but that made me feel better knowing I wasn't the bad guy like they convinced me I was.
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
Where do you get cuddle friends? I only have drinking buddies
maxlt1
Same happened to me. Ex's mom and dad apologized to me and said they know their daughter is fucked without me. Felt good.
WolfOfMay
My exs mum couldnt understand why i was with him and said i put up with too much and was hella too intelligent for him and his 'dumb tricks'
UnbuckledAnime
Youre damn right it feels good! Especially when her father tells you she's a dumbass
MasterStarr
My exes parents said roughly the same and contacted me for a while. Can't say it really helped though.
frostybox
when i got divorced my 85 yr old grandmother with some rather "unsavory" old italian friends offered to make him disppear
titsmcgee213
My exes mom still calls to see how I'm doing at least twice a year. His mom and step dad both told him he's an idiot
thatprickleypear
My mom still checks up on my high school sweetheart to see if he's doing okay. Not that we ended poorly, my mom just is fond of him
titsmcgee213
We didn't really end poorly either ... He just wasn't ready for a real relationship and left me heartbroken. No bad feeling really though
MrBart
I think your ex mom is hinting at something. I'd go for it and if she doesn't want anything then just assume it's what "better" is
ReeceD10
She's only a little older than us.
ashmenon
Define "little".
FluxNuZ
You gotta deliver @OP, we live through you
ReeceD10
You think?
FluxNuZ
tread wisely, but you might make a chance
FUNKYDONKEY
Unless she's single. I didn't think about that, if she's single maybe give it a shot
KaydenGough
Dude go hit that
kraeftig
Vengeance is calling to you
swanglemydangle
Pound it at least once.
FUNKYDONKEY
Not at all. Don't do it
neverstopspreadinglove
Yes, go for it.. you ve got nothing to loose.. :)
ashmenon
You're the only one here who's met her, you'd know better than any of us.
Carlox
Now bang her mom.
Fr4nkTh3T4nk
Savage!
LoudAngryJerk
porn tells me it's the next step
Sparru
OP should have answered "but you are already taken"
mithiwithi
While maintaining eye contact with the ex. Establish dominance.
ShirouBlue
I love this.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
bang the mom, get married, make Ex call you daddy
LtCmdrJo
>:D
digitalsky
aworkoffiction
THAT was the signal Ted!
DontGoJasonWaterfall
When even god damn Ranjiit is telling you it was the signal, it was the bloody signal Ted!
WalrusDongle
Make eye contact
Sheeplie
I was expecting this. That's why I clicked the photo.
ShowMeYourButtonhole
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NR0p7NzmBxg
OnlyLennyFace
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PhoenSunfire
Need to establish dominance
potatoardvarkhybrid
And then bang her dad.
beetlenoodlepoodlebottlespaddledmuddledduddledfuddledfoxinsocks
Maintaining eye contact with her the whole time. Assert dominance.
MrUpv0t3
And then both at the same time? Ooorr...what
ResidentAussie
It's the logical thing to do!
HaveImetyoubefore
It´s the polite thing to do!
therapistindisguise
I've seen it in documentaries
HanShotFirst39
underscoreneckbeard
Perfect!