KingslayerSir
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sweet dreams Imgur
spottedfromadistance
You're the best mommy so far? That lying little bitch has said that to all of her mommys- don't believe her she's just sweet talking you :)
iamdanman
Nupe, too late
SuedeRobinson
Reading this right before bed. Bad idea.
Sjriedel
Thanks for the children creeps. I love them
CallMeSleeper
Where is that gif from?
Piscivore
But who was phone?
londog1
Apparently when I was small I would talk about a woman in a flower pattern nightgown. My great grandmother who I had never seen (1/?)
londog1
Now were there any pictures of matched my description personally. There were no pictures of her but I recently found out she died in (2/3)
londog1
my grandparents' house years before I was born. I have no memories of this. I was around 5 at the time.
itsjustspermandnonsense
After any of these stories: "Yeah, fuck this place, pack up, we're moving five states over."
imdonewithpickingusernames
*countries
Swifz
Planets **
YeahDaddySpinOnMyAss
Continents*
DidyouknowLlamasaresmelly
Never mind, frozen in fear. I'll just stay here and die.. probably.