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Jan 5, 2018 7:11 PM

Thesendmedogsguy

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Snakes are so great.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is awesome! I have never seen that before

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

@Abbysnaz

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A nope rope!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@phalanxyxy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude that's so rad.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That’s a reticulated python

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I didn't know there were snakes that gave live birth till now. Neat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Evolution baby!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You spin me round round, baby right round

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

The new Snake Pass graphics looks rad.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hey lil girl, want an apple?" -- snake probably

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Apple from the apple palm.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can do that, hold my beer

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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smh...*unzips*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cool way to climb a tree.

8 years ago | Likes 409 Dislikes 1

I'll never walk underneath a tree again

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can call it a tree rope

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope rope

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sssssssuper sssssatissssssfying to sssssee

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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So THAT'S how they do it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poor tree

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen the jungle book; I know where this is going.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Was that a coincidence, I didn't think snakes had the brain capacity for problem solving.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Snakes can learn.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How well can they problem solve I wonder.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably about as well as rodents.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Learned habit. My boa learned to open the sliding door of his terrarium. It has a lock now.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Neat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can hear the loud slap it made hitting the floor. *shudder*

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She was such a silly sausage.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

slightly bigger danger noodle

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

I have one. She is 4 and her name is Cleopatra. She is only 7 ft right now, but she is a growing noodle!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aka, the climbing nope rope

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lol that's what my username means in English!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Awesome. Reticulated python?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck no

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But why? Baby birds chirping up there?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Safety.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the drop bear's only natural predator.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't think a snake that big would bother with baby birds... maybe wait by the nest for mama lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Florida?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Reticulated pythons aren’t in Florida. (Burmese pythons are)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well there have been some retics found in the Everglades.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source? There isn’t a population of these things.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s on the Florida Fish and Wildlife website.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just because they found one doesn’t mean there are more. It took a hurricane to release enough Burmese pythons to start a population.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How on earth did it learn This? Wow! Secondly, how on earth is it able to control all those muscles like that?

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 6

Core strength

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You must be joking. Yuo're Bipedal!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Magic? God magic?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nervous system prolly

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dunno about how it learned it, but it's as natural for them as breathing and walking for us; it's what they're *built* for.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think it's on Earth. I see no gravity.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a snake.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

1. It's a snake. 2. It's a snake.

8 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

Evolution. And not the 2001 David Duchovny movie.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

What a great bad movie.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is such a guilty pleasure movie for me.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah I love it. Some of the jokes don't land, and the science if off, but man I've watched it so many times.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh you mean the bug getting under his skin, and fished out of his ass isn’t scientifically accurate?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was likely the most accurate part of the movie.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda want to see how it climbs down.

8 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:29 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*flop*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just stand under the tree and look up...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was really hoping someone would post this gif reversed in the comments

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I hoped so bad for some imgur genius to post a reversed gif... too bad.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gravity is a harsh mistress.

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

So is trying to go backwards with scales. Nose first, perhaps?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's my fetish...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

turn the gif 180°

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It comes down by dropping on its pray. The weight stuns it and before it can recover the snake has wrapped itself around it and Game over

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It jumps onto something made of meat to break the fall.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Turn your phone around.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They just jump down onto things/people.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Yes, thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aw you thanked both of them because they made the reverse gifs simultaneously. You’re nice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somebody reverse this video for him.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:29 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

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the censor dub is really funny (Samuel Jackson likes to do them himself bc its so ridic); Monkey Fighters on this Monday to Friday Plane

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck that they can fly? Someone call me when Ol Muskys looking for volunteers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they can glide

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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You. I was looking for you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Paradise vine snake, commonly called the flying green vine snake. Can't fly, but they glide like a lovecraftian horror.

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Hey Crabman

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