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From my local town newsletter.
Nov 24, 2017 9:31 PM
astridsSAM
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From my local town newsletter.
reddeath80
Florida Milkman!
nonamejanie
How is there still a milk man
mikeatc
Got our milk from the dairy farmer across the street he retired at 70 when the last person that picked up milk in actual milk cans retired
LiterallyYourMom
I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
See shit like this is why I stay here.
SenatorFrankUnderwear
"Like the time I asked this guy who was crushed by a milk truck, "got milk?" as he died." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSjkDZ2Vj24
funkyguakamole
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, in the morning
RegularChickSeesTheWorld
Perhaps unrelated, but does anyone remember Schwans? They had these garlic and cheese biscuits that were super yummy. Ice cream too!
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Milk man is Charles Bronson
bigdaddyfatpants
Best Bronson line ever... Do you believe in Jesus Christ? Yes, I do! Good because now your gonna meet him.
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Nah, dude. "you brought a horse for me?" "looks like we're shy one horse" " Looks like you brought two too many"
CustardPies
Who attacks a milkman/woman. "I mean honestly"
klavenism
Yaas. Austin powers!
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EmanonInverse
Mean comments online don't count.
thesmelge
People attack emergency services. People are shit.
SeasonsBeatings
Pakis
IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH
what are the quotes for?
KingOfTheAnarchists
Yobs.
ChloeRed
Same idiots who attack fire brigade and ambulance staff. :(
fonebone77
Methheads.
Munchman347
I delivered milk for two years, most clients pay in cash. $3-400 by mid morning. Had to carry my Dad's .45 to discourage the skells...
Kukadin
How do I get this job?
Munchman347
That's 1960's money, most of it went to the distributor for the milk, cleared about $150-200 a week as self-employed. Shit ton of work...
th3renegade
Right? We've been allies with the milkpeople for years
schwanzwurst
James Bond, appearently.
Grillparzer
"Udders are Forever"
freegiant
My roommate was Winnie the Poo at Disneyland and got beat up during her first few weeks on the job. Teenagers, man…
ThatJerkYouKnow
Bodies and mind of an adult. Experience and maturity of a child. Terrible collision. Historically, we put them to war, because... eh...
NickRivieraMD
chavs
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Gronkar
Who the fuck attacks old people? Can we find them and break their legs?
SideEffectsOfJuice
The kind of people that literally anyone else in this world would gladly shoot in the face with a shotgun.
kutison
Yes, because they are old, and their bones are brittle.
therealVexed
you hear about smackheads beating up 90yo's and wannna saw there skin off. bunch of chav fuks
willdbeast
We can't break their legs! They've already been attacked!
reallynotmikepence
That just makes it easier!
FatCatTax
Chavs.
TemporarilyEmbarrassedThousandaire
The world drove him to retirement....but the young punks drove him to revenge. He is....the milkman.
Lenton
I am the milkman, my milk is delicious... https://img00.deviantart.net/c632/i/2017/009/5/e/the_milkman_by_happydoodle-dauvs4h.png
fistermatic5000
Starring... Denzel Washington.
Canofminus
“This summer, it doesn’t matter if you are lactose intolerant or not, if you cross him, he’ll deliver... your death. Starring Willem Dafoe”
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
How he got his powers in his youth...
daranthered
That's a more convincing plot than John Wick.
FilipeNogueira
https://imgur.com/2MkyxYs.gif
LarsZifer
therealpdawg
I'd skim through that novel.
Luthlet
... because he always delivers
TemporarilyEmbarrassedThousandaire
vanella
The milkman cometh!
GPLink
I AM THE MILKMAN I DELIVER THE MILK
thefatlonelyjew
God bless that game
GPLink
Im ready for the sequel
ZircZZ
I would actually watch that.
TemporarilyEmbarrassedThousandaire
Let's get Ray Winstone's people on it
bigdaddyfatpants
Wilford Brimley with no recollection he's a vigilante killer at night, because of diabeetus.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
My immediate gut reaction.
WiseTalons
Yea
SkippedOver
Best I can do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eFDra1XimA
InspiredUser
The fuck man. The fucking fuck.