CharEndi
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This is some guys OKCupid profile. I counted, theres 125 conditions to message him. He must be drowning in the P!
Jul 24, 2014 9:54 PM
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imoutofnames
This person must have tons of friends and be the life of the party. I wish I could hang out with someone as cool as this person. [/sarcasm]
langhston
This guy has high standards. He must have focused at least as much effort in bettering himself I am sure. He must be a great person.
thereeper
Yeah I have/ want to/ would do/ or done almost everything on this list.
DeefBass
Read the first few TL:DR - Seems a douchenozzle who is drowning in vag as we speak
FroogleApollo
I saw a woman's that said "I'm abstinent" and "I have a kid" in the same paragraph.
CharEndi
Learning from her mistakes?
doit4cyants
can we get a pic of this guy PLEASE?
CharEndi
I wish! I can not deliver though :( Secondary source.
doit4cyants
FUUUU
LesPaulPilot
Downing?
CharEndi
Does it still say that? I changed it earlier to DROWNING. I guess he wouldn't be downing in it either
LesPaulPilot
hahaha, it did on mine
CharEndi
Damn it OP. Oh well, I'm sure people will catch my drift.
Raven2785
Tl: dr. OP hates all of humanity.
HardcodedNumber
Thank you so very much....
CharEndi
you know this wasn't a list of my requirements right? All I ask for is that you are a male and come with bacon.
MrScud
I have bacon...I think
CharEndi
;) you have my attention...I think