News: Man Dies At Bachelor Party

Mar 22, 2018 4:57 PM

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Anyone have the contact info for booking that stripper?

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I was proud to call him my son...

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Fiance was jealous

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So... does it check out?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 SIM cards?

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What a way 2 go

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“I sentence them to death! .... by snoo snoo!”

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Died with a smile on his face.

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Fake News.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Isn't that's manslaughter... reckless use of mamories

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Now she has killer tits. Well she have to register them as a deadly weapons?

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

If so, she'd need a permit to conceal them.

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"Man dies in motorboating accident"

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You sir made my day

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Oh fuck laughed so hard I peed a little.

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Literal death by snu-snu

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This is why everybody needs to learn cpr. Christ.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes THIS EXACT REASON. No I'm only playin'. Seriously though, one round of cpr probably would've brought him back.

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But would he want to come back? I mean chances are he wouldn't die from anything better.

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You got me there.

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