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QueenOfTheLionKingdom
Amazing comic! Thanks :)
onlyveganreplys
nice
IAmTheBadW01f
Our ferrets will drink from their fancy cage bottle things, but they absolutely love drinking moving water, usually from the shower
LifesLittleLunatic
Nice to know my cat wasnt the only one like this
OfficialJoeBiden
#6 is frighteningly accurate. If you see that look, you leave the room. No questions asked.
gameangel147
I heard the "What's new pussycat?" song for the clipping one.
JadeEye
Oh wow! I didn't expect to see this here, I actually know the girl who draws them personally! That's so cool
sansenoy
Artist & source?
Leopoldine
Www.catsuthecat.com
tooboredtofindanusername
Do not clip cat's claws!
ChristopherPitts
I hate that I'm allergic to cats, they are so funny and cuddly.
thiscantpossiblygowrongcanit
I miss my cat now
JohnnyPeaches
One rescue I have scoops his kibble out, then bats (and chases) the piece of kibble. Hitting the water fountain is extra points, I guess.
abrightspark
#1 is a thing because cats don't like drinking near food. Considering this is often the arrangement, cats will look for it elsewhere.
PincheTab
My cat has never had this problem. I'd catch him drinking from the toilet sometimes but it stopped once I got him a fountain.
joelasko
#9 ... (*)
zflazeda
()*()
tornik
Shouldn't that be 'purrfectly'? Right? Right? Okay, I'll see myself out.
lalarnia
I NEED TO KNOW WHO THE AUTHOR OF THESE COMICS IS
Robbann
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/full/whompcomic-comics-death-cats-1644490.jpeg
InverseNarnia
Pro tip. Cats won't want their water if it's near their food or litter tray or vice versa. They don't want to contaminate the area
UserNamesArentEasy
My cat loves to cuddle and pay at 6:45am. Alarm goes off all the 7am......bastard.
zflazeda
Is this the pay for play I've been hearing about in politics
LifeSmell
You charge your cat for cuddles? I gotta start doing that
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Wintertime is gonna be the time of Ka-ching!
ScottRRosa
if you own a cat you have shit sitting in your house right now
OreoD
Yeah. In a litter box. Two litter boxes, actually. I have 3 cats.
VigorousButtstuff
AHHHH So many cat stories! So I discovered that both of our cats love Long Johns fish. Like, a lot. They'll eat a patty between them.
VigorousButtstuff
Also, I now have two cats. Which means my chair is being stolen by two feline butts all the time.
VigorousButtstuff
Also, Fuzzball does NOT like having his claws trimmed. Ariel doesn't care, she's a pretty submissive kitten.
VigorousButtstuff
(That said, she also gets terrified by people walking sometimes. Or breathing.)
MrGnosticninja
Don't forget about these moments
metalriff
When your gf is horny and you just stand there in Awe!
Ephemerality
Meowments*
MrPietorian
The ol razzle dazzle
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
I love the wiggling camera, as if the person is laughing.
AlbertFrankenstein
Or masturbating
LoTRFanatic42
There are two kinds of people...
andaction
Male and female? Alive and dead? Well and sick? Going to heaven or hell? Mustard and mayo?
Buckbeak1486
Attack helicopters and flying BRRRRRRTS!?
MisterLemons
Am I the only person on earth with fully functional cats?
hevvy
I don't know why, but the one of the cat napping on the wall made me lose my cookies
LinnehKitteh
If my cat hears me breathe or move at any point in the early morning, he thinks it's time for food.
bbfatma
mine does that too
ReyChingon
Regarding #1, don't keep the food and water bowls close together. Cats won't drink water near food because of contamination. 1/2
ReyChingon
When cats used to hunt, they wouldn't drink water near a kill to prevent infections and sickness. It's a vestigial behavior. 2/2
Hedgehogsareadorable
Mine don't care where the water is, the sink and everything else is so much more tempting. But I did know they didn't like it near food
bepadapbadabop
My cat won't doing out of a bowl regardless of placement.
ReyChingon
Maybe the bowl is too small? Cats whiskers are "feelers." If they touch the sides, cat thinks "I don't fit," and won't drink.
bepadapbadabop
That's what I thought so I got her basically a mixing bowl sized bowl. I think she just prefers my sink and puddles without reason.
GrapeGrandma
Explain my cat squeezing his head inside my glass to get the water at the bottom, when there's identical glass full of water next to it :b
TeeMee123
mobooya
Jinn live in room corners
ThePigeons
my thought exactly
rauche
aidanthib
I've had a cat for about a month now and it's my first one. Thought she was just really dumb because of #1. Drinks out of the toilet (1/2)
SamuraiMuffins
My cat does as well! haha. I'm hoping she'll fall in one of these days and learn her lesson XD
aidanthib
More than my lab did when she stayed in the house. As a man living alone I'm having to get used to putting the toilet seat down (2/2)
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Cats are fascinated by flowing water more often than not lol It's freshly changed. Consider a cat fountain and it may solve your problem :)
aidanthib
Gonna have to look into this, but I feel like she's still gonna try and jump into the toilet while I'm peeing
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
.....she just wants to be close to you? o_o;
suomilauluu
CongaCatulations on being Owned by Cat for ~month! We Owned by 11 now, total 18 back to 1975. Tail/Tale accompanies.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Nah but seriously, I had the same problem. Keep a spray bottle near the toilet and when she gets up on the edge, spray her...with the bottle
weeee
I've literally peed on my cat because he was so interested in running water. After the second time of getting marked as mine he learned
ObiWanShalomi
Lol u R. Kelly'd that bich like YO CAT TODAY U GON LEARN
StrawberryPrincess92
#2 is bullshit. My cat is in my face at 7am every morning. because she knows when my alarm goes off it's time for breakfast.
Blamblam101
There's no hitting the snooze button at my house either.
wuvmykittycat
wow so many early morning kitties! mine just stares at me until i wake up and see her there waiting by her food bowl
DomSchu
I always end up putting my cat in the litter box room on weekend mornings because of this.
woo545
Correction: 6:58 AM
DemonicGothBinx
I've woken up before my alarm goes off to my cat staring at my alarm waiting for it to go off.
DeadyBearr
5 am 5am every morning. It's fine now because I gotta go to work but before ughhh
ThatSpiderInYourBath
Cats condition their owners and it s great
iwanttomountndewya
My dad's dog does that too. Animals totally have a sense of time.
LifeSmell
My cat is a sweetie and let's me get a full 2 snoozes in before he starts crying like someone is trying to kill him
WorkerLurker
#2 is because cats are considered crepuscular.
SizzleMeThis
That's why I started feeding my cat at night.
ZebraCockSandwich
I have 4 cats and I feed them all before bed rather than in the morning. They are nice quiet kitties who wait patiently at my door. :3
StrawberryPrincess92
my cat pretty much lives in my room when I'm awake, her choice I keep the door open, at night she roams the house
mormacil
That's why I feed my cat in the evening.
Bandignomette
Generally all 3 of my cats have me pinned down for as long as they can in the morning...they seriously don't care about breakfast until 8am.
muinmuin
My cat gets angry when my alarm goes off and then again when I get out of bed haha
Arinitout
I'm jealous of your name.
StrawberryPrincess92
Thanks.
QuestionablyMoist
Move feeding time to after work. You may get to sleep longer and they're always waiting at the door to greet you when you get home.
StrawberryPrincess92
Actually it's more useful to have her make sure I wake up.
QuestionablyMoist
Mine still wakes me in the morning, but it's better to wake up to her than an alarm clock :)
StrawberryPrincess92
my alarm is a submarine Klaxxon at the loudest volume I could get...to ensure I wake up, still managed to ignore it this morning.
QuestionablyMoist
Now that's skill. If I were better at posting this is where I'd put that gif of the rock clapping. H5
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
for mine 2am is like cat witching hour. he goes batshit crazy and tries to dig my face off or put his nose in my nose.
FlatPlutoSociety
I know the feeling. I wake up at 6:30 every morning with dog tongue in my ear because SOMEONE has to poop.
SomeCrazyNerd
Does he run out randomly at night to bark at wildlife yhat dares to enter thrle backyard? My dog won't shut up at the possums.
FlatPlutoSociety
Nah, she's only primarily crazy about squirrels, so her wildlife freakouts are pretty much restricted to daylight hours.
SomeCrazyNerd
I don't imagine you guys have brushtail possums in US/UK anyway.
Aceituna
It's nice that he warns you that you're about to shiat yourself.
Qumefox
My phone is my alarm. Every time my phone makes a noise the cats think they need to be fed just because it happens once in the morning.
StrawberryPrincess92
my phone is my alarm too, but the submarine klaxxon I use as my alarm is only used as my alarm.
Qumefox
My cats don't care. They think that since my phone makes a sound once and I get up and feed them,that it should happen every time it happens
littlebluetiefling
I bought an auto feeder purely to stop this. My cat gets auto-fed dry food at 4am and 4pm, and then we feed him wet food at 10am and 10pm.
littlebluetiefling
It was a little pricey, but sleeping in more often was worth it.
StrawberryPrincess92
I still sleep in all the time, feeding the cat takes like 120 seconds, then back ion bed
littlebluetiefling
I wish I could do that. Once I'm awake, I have such a hard time going back to sleep.
paralleluniversepam
My cat sometimes wakes me at 5, sometimes at 7, sometimes at 6.30, sometimes at 4.15. he's terrible at keeping time
pelusita35
Maybe your cat is broken. Have you checked if there's an update out? Mine seems to be keeping time perfectly.
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
Should probably turn it off then back on
pelusita35
Of course!! Always try that first!!!!
Samaedag
Must be related to mine. She doesn't care if it's 3 am or 7 am or 1 am. her bowl is empty, she wants to be fed NOW.
imkawaiibatman
Ugh same here every morning at 4:30 and no snooze button on her. I love her so much!!
GrapeGrandma
That's mine too. Except his bowl is rarely empty - he just never checks it first...
Samaedag
Yes! This!
FrenchPudding
For me claw clipping is more like : http://imgur.com/rGsq5TT
MagicalScientist
My cat just gently takes her paw back and then sits on them.
KingMammajamma
I've never had to do b it for my cats,
celestedrake
Trick: wrap cats in blanket tightly before trimming.
dippy1
I have never trimmed my cats nails. I do not have death wish
jackbinimbul
I put my kitty belly up and clip her claws while she flexes them for me and purrs.
miffet
Me too! Never owned a cat that's had a problem with it *shrug*
hemispherical
where is this from?
FrenchPudding
the artist is called "Frannerd"
bigmyles
Username doesn't check out.
CoolHandRK
My cat is extremely tolerant. I stick my thumb into his paw pad and it spreads all his toes. I clip them real quick. He just purrs.
discocunt
Same! I've never experienced a violent trimming. I try to make it as soothing as possible and make sure I never clip too close to the nerve.
IAmPurpleDinosaur
Mine too! I've trained her that I'll brush her (which she loves) afterwards. She'll sit there happy and purring.
CrowdedElevatorsSmellDifferentToMidgets
For some reason, that sounded like you put your thumb elsewhere for a second!
AnyRandomBob
Me to When she was young I rubbed her paws to get her used to my messing with themEvery now and then she might get bored and jump Usually np
zultch
I guess I got lucky. My kitty is entirely indifferent to me grabbing his paws or clipping his nails. He just sits and purrs
vanella
Dude...a billion scratchers!!! My kitties never need their claws clipped/trimmed :)
Jawsmine
When the dog like a them too, they don't last very long...nail trimming it is
feryooday
I have several billion and my cats disregard them.
DevilsArsehole
I shine a laser pen on the posts and treat them after they play with them.
feryooday
They're special.
feryooday
One f my cats gets very upset by not being able to catch the red dot and the other is terrified of it lol
zomnoms
Why do you trim the claws?
OSCgal
To prevent them from getting stuck on things, and to cut down on accidental blood loss. Usually front claws only.
octobutternubs
At my house, we do it so the cats don't accidentally scratch us when they get on our laps and such
Losaru
A cat's front claws can get quite sharp. Okay for outdoors as they can wear but indoor cats don't really have that. And sometimes 1/2
Losaru
a scratch post doesn't really help either. So, so they kill your hands and don't hook up into everything, it's okay to trim them a bit. 2/2
zomnoms
I've had cats for years and never needed to trim their claws, I don't really get it.
Jawsmine
Seriously? My cat gets fucking talons and rips everything apart of I don't trim them weekly. Front only, his back arm to wear dowb
ChampionCynthia
Does he have scratch posts? Is he an outdoor or an indoor cat?
lilchan16
Same here. I have Cat trees and posts but I want to make sure they don't scratch the couch etc. Don't know why people think it's weird
purplecumbrella
My cats claws will grow into her paw pads
Jawsmine
Same. Mine is polydactyl, some of his hidden claws grow into a circle and back into his pad.
GiraffeLoveImgur
That sounds painful?
Jawsmine
If I don't trim them so it doesn't happen, yes, it looks awful.
TheGodsMustBeCrazy
Haha, for me, there IS no claw clipping. The only way to clip Charlie's claws and live is to have the vet sedate him.
NateTheNuke
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
Jennalele
I use my dad's old motorbike kevlar vest and gauntlets. Only way.
MissMarbles18
My cat is Charlie too! We've given up on trimming his claws.
Warzone12
For mine, we needed a fucking Iron Man suit just to get near him with the clippers
Sameet118
Hahaha
ilartalot
My cat is a Charlie too. Sir Charles the Moose, actually.
erischilde
My Captain Charlie went missing a couple months ago from parents house. Suspected coyotes:(
TheMostAggresivePersonYouWillEverMeet
Charlie's a cat... right?!
balian
Defiantly a cat. Just how big is said cat.
TheGodsMustBeCrazy
He's a pretty big guy. And he's VERY defiant.
DiscipleOfAnorak
Ha! hahahahahahaha ha ha... HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH
ilartalot
This made me snarf.
Naud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xfzZ7KGEv8
TheGodsMustBeCrazy
Maybe. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
kkus
I said MAYBE.. YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES ME CUZ AFTERALL YOU'RE MY WONDERWALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
SuperFancyCatWhoJustWantsToBeLoved
K so I had this exact issue! Maine coon, required 3 people and gloves.. and still a vet said "I hope he doesn't return"...BUT 1/3
SuperFancyCatWhoJustWantsToBeLoved
I decided I was tired of it. I clipped one nail at a time. Every day/few days/week whatever it took. He hated me at first...and he 2/3
SuperFancyCatWhoJustWantsToBeLoved
Still does but less. I can now cut his nails at home with so much less stress. Try it I promise it will eventually work...even if it
SuperFancyCatWhoJustWantsToBeLoved
Means just holding his paws at first.