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What am I????
Sep 14, 2016 2:11 AM
Conrox27
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What am I????
CommentMalone
Yes.
delawarewolf
Judge John Hodgman rules: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/05/04/magazine/04-one-page-magazine.html?smid=tw-nytmag That is all.
Newin
AAntiHero
You're a monster. I don't even know what part of the animal you are.
davebeastly
Handsnack.
instantlybecause
Poor guy
snuggsalot
Please link the source and don't crop watermark. I'm sure @NathanWPyle would appreciate when his jokes/illustrations are being enjoyed.
Conrox27
I didn't know who the original artist was this was how I got the picture! I'll be sure to tag him though! Thank you!
IEatAllTheFluffyAnimals
Closer to a Wedge
Crazyname
Lots of things are sandwiches. Burritos, tacos, wraps, anybthing that has stuff crammed between bread* and not normally eaten with silverwar
Crazyname
*or any other thing that orevents the juices and/or sauces from getting on fingers. e.g. tortillas, lettuce, rice cakes.
goodbicycle
/a/rxX6T
Kinnaj8
You are a hotdog
mfgcolour
only one piece of bread (bun) so it's an open face sandwich
bigeasy44
Merriam-Webster’s definition: 2, or more, slices of bread, OR A SPLIT ROLL, with filling in between.
whatspaulplayingtoday
An open face sandwich isn't a sandwich, it's a fuckin' piece of bread with some shit on it.
Akhormenet
In Swedish it's called a macka.
iwishiwereacorndog
hmmm
ItsThoseZanyGermans
I believe you spelled "drawing" wrong, @OP
bigeasy44
cujari
A hot dog
Chawzilla
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
http://youtu.be/f-jN3vH26NQ
tiniweiner
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Chawzilla
notevenaname
A sausage subway?
HaikuCarChase
Am I a sandwich or a taco?
KelseyFinnegan
You're the wiener to the bun
PubstoolSports
Perspective
helljack
According to the state of Massachusetts, No.
helljack
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich#cite_ref-boston.com_1-1
PaulyParker
Yeah. I'm English and has it says. Sandwich is two slices of bread with shit chucked inside. Shit Sandwich for prime minister!
IAmNotASkeleton
So yes.
helljack
THAT'S SOMETHING A SKELETON WOULD SAY!
IAmNotASkeleton
That's what anything that isn't related to the state of Massachusetts would say. Plenty of non-skeletons out here. Like milk and trumpets.
69tigers
In NY everything that has bread and meat is a sandwich
IAmNotASkeleton
What about breaded meat?
69tigers
Definitely sandwich.
Rememberwhenyoucouldpeelike30feet
HAVE A SLICE OF PEPPERONI SANDWICH
69tigers
I heard someone ask for a "jiro sandwich" once. No questions asked
antsonrice
Technically.
AshenSouls
Which is the best kind of right.
perseco
Indeed. Orientation matters not. It is still technically a sandwich.
LoudAngryJerk
nope Sandwich: N an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal.
LoudAngryJerk
two pieces.
fr1080f
Split the bun in half, bam.
LoudAngryJerk
as I said in another comment, if you were to screw up making the hot dog and suddenly the bread is in two pieces then yes, it would be a>
bigeasy44
This is not the Merriam-Webster definition. They say: 2, or more, slices of bread, or a split roll, having filling in between.
LoudAngryJerk
1) boy did you just reply to a 3 year old comment as if anyone gives a shit? 2) it *is* however, the OXFORD dictionary's definition. which>
LoudAngryJerk
>considering that 3) MW was the one that decided to appease half-wits by changing the definition of Literally to include the way it's >
perseco
There's nothing in that definition that says having one side conjoined for structural integrity invalidates its status as a sandwich.
LoudAngryJerk
there is a part of the definition of two pieces, which defines it as more than one piece. if you fucked up making the hod tog and the bun>
LoudAngryJerk
>broke into two pieces then yes, but that one in the picture is one piece of bread :) just as long as we're being technically correct
LoudAngryJerk
also hot dog* (leave me alone I'm tired)
perseco
If that's your argument, then pretty much every sub sandwich shop in the country makes not-sandwiches.
LoudAngryJerk
it's one piece of bread, so no, technically it isnt.
BillysLegendaryCrack
You mean like every sub sandwich I've ever eaten?
LoudAngryJerk
be they colloquially known as a sandwich or not, the actual definition is pretty clear.
LoudAngryJerk
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/sandwich?s=t just for people who don't know what theyre talking about
sendbobsandvageneiguess
Not unless u get shitty $1 buns and it immediately splits in half.
LoudAngryJerk
as soon as you fuck up the hot dog, yes, then it becomes a sandwich. unfortunately *THAT* hotdog has an intact bun.
bigeasy44
Merrimack-Webster’s definition: 2, or more, slices of bread, or a split roll, having filling in between.
LoudAngryJerk
as I said, oxfords>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a turd>>>>>>>>websters, refer to previous comment as to why
bigeasy44
LoudAngryJerk
well if a picture on the internet says so...