I drive a tow truck... this is my life.

Dec 15, 2017 4:45 AM

cyrilsmith

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Had to wait for the tree guys to help me with this one.

I'm a bad driver... That's my car.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see what Groot has to do with any of this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crystal meth... is there anything it CAN'T do?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have that same car so I will use this picture next time I need an excuse to not go to work

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you saying... you couldn't handle that much wood by yourself? ..and you needed some men to come and help you handle that wood? plzRspnd

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes there was too much wood for me to handle all by myself is that what you want to hear? The guys were already on scene I just had to wait

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you just let a bunch of dudes handle your wood. ... .. ..... perv.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wasn’t my wood they took the wood with them when they left.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god.. you just sat there and watched them handle other people's wood?! ... this is TV-MA. you a freak

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, do you think Honda from street fighter drove a Honda Civic on his way to the court to contest a civil dispute with Oprah?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotta say, the owner of the cars having a worse day than you lol.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work with cars. This too is my life.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

maybe you should work with trees

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once ended up in a ditch with a tree through my windshield. Still not sure how the tow truck guy managed to free it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha I read as "had to wait for 3 guys to come help"

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Title of my sex tape

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And paid em tree fitty each

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Some might say it was a..... Penis party

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

An essential tool for every recovery vehicle is a chainsaw.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I actually ended up getting one

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Maybe in certain areas. Not all.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless that was a joke. Then good joke:)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a tree guy, this isn't going to come off safely without really knowing where the pressure is. Best to wait for one of us.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If YouTube videos have taught me anything, you just tie a rope to the bumper and pull the car out.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's how you get to have an insurance adjuster involved in the shitshow as well. Gives a good laugh though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once saw a tow truck, and it was called Captain Hook

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I work a tow company called happy hooker!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Arrgh!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do the table cloth magic trick and just yank it out real quick like Louis ck

8 years ago | Likes 345 Dislikes 2

Not the only thing Louis CK likes to yank out as I understand it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 16

Wow didn't expect downvotes for this. Ya'll gonna be alright?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There is so much to this comment that i cant even see straight after reading it. +1

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8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Brotha noomsie

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is probably the best comment I’ve ever read..

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Haha. thank you! This is my favorite response ever

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Louis CK does magic? I thought he wa.... Oh.... OOOHHH.... N/M.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck, i got 5 pictures along before i had to come back to this. God damn. Take your +1 you marvelous creation.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have of into it after?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

I've seen this a couple times now. Imma need some context.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude thought you had to be sworn in to Congress using a bible and the interviewer promptly corrected him that the bible was not needed

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And that just... broke him?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

His campaign was focused on "bringing America back to God" because apparently same sex marriage is evil

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He wasn't that well put together beforehand.

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