Cheeseburger-Eating Surrender Monkey

Jun 18, 2026 1:19 AM

Sauce: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/17/trumps-iran-deal-is-result-of-unrealistic-ambitions-for-an-untenable-war

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$300b is how much it costs for Iran to not release the files....

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The lighting makes him look like

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What a sad evil looking motherfucker

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He wouldn’t even be able to spell Versailles

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Oh so it’s Oshita Lostiwore’s fault

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Someone must have told him the French Royal Palace had Europe's best ball room and suggested signing there so he'd have an excuse to look at it and steal the best features.

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art of the deal

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https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/17/politics/us-iran-memo-annotated-intl-vis

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Ah, the failed cope. You love to see it!

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Fundamentally, war is the continuation of diplomacy through other means, and diplomacy is the interaction between parties that uses formal agreements to achieve concrete goals. This war failed because this administration does not understand diplomacy, it's military appointees don't understand war, the president's agreements aren't worth the toilet paper stick to his shoes, and the goals they set are so nebulous as to be indefinable and unachievable.

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Diplomacy is the art of speaking softly while finding a big stick…

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But...BUT!...he was supposed to be swallowing molten gold when he lost.

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There's still time

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Out of the loop here. Did Congress see the text and agree to it?

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Unless it happened today, no

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How would Congress okay a deal to end the war when they never authorized the war in the first place? What a clusterfuck...

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also this sint an end of the war. its got 30 day and 60 day requirements and Israel will 100% break those and thus entire agreement is voided.

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Israel will violate the terms by the time I eake up tomorrow

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This is such a guaranteed bet that even the prediction markets aren't allowing it.

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USA already broke one of the agreements by threatening Iran.

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Oh that's right. Remember the department of defense posting videos comparing war to video games to show that they're badass and winning at war? Oopsies

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I remember them calling this a holy war. We need to remind them, they lost their own holy war.

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I remember the Department of Defense changing their name to the Department of War. That didn't age well.

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Department of Worn out

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I am so whooly disappointed with the rest of the English speaking world. You can point at the dumpster fire that is us in america right now, sure. But if every paper round the world printed the headlines with "Trump surrenders" and "America defeated by Iran" and "Iran extracts humiliating concessions from Trump" it might make MAGA realize.

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Screw you. Because U.S citizens let a fuck knuckle moron run their country and military other countries will keep a little bit quiet about his losing. Why expect anybody else, without responsibility for him, to hold up his failure or pretend to hold him accountable? That's The U.S citizens job, which they're failing spectacularly at.

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You think maga reads anything outside of propaganda made for them...at this point, i'm kinda disappointed in you. They have had 10 years to figure out the BS and chose to embrace it. Some may still be rubes, but at this point most have doubled down in spite of the facts.

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They don't even read actual news in their own country, let alone other countries.

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MAGA can't read

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you could beat them over the head with it, 99% won't realize a fucking thing

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You think magats can read?

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do this. give them no quarter from the truth.

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Honestly, the Aussie newspaper i read wasn't far off being that brutal lol

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The thing is, this shit isn't even in MAGA's algorithm. If (IF) they come across anything like this report, they stop reading, they won't look at it, and it doesn't matter if it's true. Truth is a ladder out - it is "anti-hole"- when they have pledged their entire existence to digging

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It's not the rest of the English speaking world's job to fix MAGAts.

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How's that approach been working out for you while all these Hormuz shenanigans have been fucking your cost of living

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Miiiight.

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Might make them realize IT'S FAKE NEWS!!! LUGENPRESSE!!!!

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Still waiting for the rest of the world to fix problems you created yourselves. Stay spineless, America.

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MAGA doesn't read foreign news.

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While it might make them realise, it's more likely Trump would throw another Tomahawk Tantrum and start it all up again.

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He already inculcuted his cult members from believing the press. It was one of the first things he did. So, no, I dont think them hearing about Trump's lies from the foreign press is gonna do sweet fuck all.

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Important putin move! Lose a war make it look like you won and see if you can get away with it . Probably just another propaganda Test

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I'd take that over the possibility that Trump restarts the war out of embarrassment

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you're not going to like finding out why they speak english lol oof

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If news were fair and even handed, every story would be:
Notorious pedofile DJT
Failed casino owner DJT
Grifter of a children's cancer charity DJT
Washed up reality TV star DJT

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Why wholly turned into whooly is beyond me. Why, android, why? Whooly isn't even a word. Why is it in my keyboard's dictionary?

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Having an LLM ouroboros itself into uselessness is much cheaper than having a human being maintain a database of real words and how they should be spelled.

My smartwatch, running an onboard model, does better text to speech (with punctuation!) than my $1000 phone. It used to be the gboard suggestions were great, now it almost always offers the wrong form or tense of the word I'm typing, when it even guesses the right word. I regularly have to search spellings now because gboard has no idea.

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I thought you were simply emphasizing how disappointed you were, in the same manner one might while speaking.

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Fox just bought Roku. Even if your parents haven’t yet been brainwashed by Fox being in their living rooms, chances of that are going up

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.

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CBS and all its properties. Paramount and all its properties. TikTok as well. I'm sure I've missed some but yeah that tweet holds up.

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