Hi. My name is Face

I’ve been hanging out with my Human, Charlie for 12 years now. He rescued me from an abusive situation when I was very little.

This is us. I’m always adorable. But Charlie? He doesn’t always look too great.

Exhibit A. WOOF.

But he loves me, and I love him

And I’d do anything for that dude. Cuz, well, he feeds me and scratches my belly

About a year and a half ago, Charlie met Beth and fell in love. We all live together. There’s a cat here, but that’s a story for a different day. He’s happy.

For as long as I can remember, my human has wanted to do big things in life. He’s worked in business to business sales for the last 8 years. 13 hour days so I can have the life I deserve. People yell and cuss at him all day. They tell him to “get a real job” and “get f*cked”. I’m not exactly sure what that last one means, but I don’t like it.

Anyway. He’s finally planning his exit from the soul sucking job, and has been auditioning for voice work for a few weeks now. 10 auditions so far. AND he’s started telling and narrating creepy stories on his new podcast “Conjuring Oddities”. It’d make me real proud and happy if you wanted to give it a listen. Drop a word of encouragement, or share with a friend? I dunno man, I’m a dog. I don’t call the shots usually.

Here’s the scoop. www.conjuringoddities.com Thanks for hanging out with me for a while. And as much as it pains me….

Here, have your #cat_tax @ConjuringOddities