MRW I will never succeed enough to make up for college

Mar 23, 2017 4:16 AM

JohnnyTitelips

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JarJarDrinks

College is about getting an education, not job training

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thismuchistrue

"Toga! Toga! Toga!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dogespuder

#bestdamnchickeninthestate

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JohnnyTitelips

I'll have four fried chickens and a Coke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thedissident

Do not chug a whole bottle of whiskey. You will die.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

thefrayedendsofsanity

It's how he died.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lordsmolder

There's a guy on youtube who chugs bottles of liquor. It hurts to watch

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Justkillmealready

Sounds like a plan.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

JohnnyTitelips

johnsoninabox

You overestimate your liver.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TumEsticks

Just found out the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

phoenixsphinx

Well damn us

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rynestrm

They just bombed it now?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

DrHankScorpio

Whoooooosh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rynestrm

I realized now I got my joke mixed with...something else. This one was "forget it he's rolling."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0