What I oddly learned today from the tragedy in Ottawa...

Oct 22, 2014 11:41 PM

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What I used to think of Mounties

I know, Canadians. I'm more sorry than you about my stereotyping.

What I now know Mounties are like

F***ing badasses! Look at these men going to wreck s*** and defend f***ing freedom! Whatever spineless, wretched spawn of a mentally disabled llama did this should be glad he's dead and doesn't have to face their unapologetic fury! They don't need America's help with a goddamn thing!

Dog Tax with bonus Mountie

However, I would be happy to be an American helping Canada with this particular Mountie...

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I always see the RCMP doing their patrols of the Burlington Bay in their slick matte black speedboat.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Besides shooting a guy in the back of the head in "self defense" of course

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

God bless you all.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The brilliant red is sort of corny, but RCMP dress uniforms are otherwise just like British and American military uniforms of the WW1 era.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Here you go ladies; save a horse, ride a mountie.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Don't fuck with the RCMP, Canadians knew this, now the world knows. Thanks for the support though...and Brendan Fraser...ugh

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry. He tends to escape his cage and make awful messes.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You might want to learn some things about the RCMP before you go around throwing around "freedom".

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

(For white people.)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Pretty much, yeah.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

(As long as they speak English. (And aren't from Ireland.))

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