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Mar 24, 2018 7:39 AM
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idcatall
Calamari*
thegr8brit
Some of those onion rings are surely calamari rings.
DemSumBigAssRidges
Hahaha. Luke's shooting face: "Now that is s-some h-high quality H2O."
CompletelyOrginal
booploop
#6 False. You can't become less white by moving to Colorado.
sweepingfrequency
I always thought weasels ripped my flesh was just a crazy Mothers album cover. Neat.
AngryOtters
I want that garden gnome, motherfucker.
IAmTheBadW01f
I got Kirk and Spock garden gnomes for my wife for Christmas, best decision ever!
AquaCrusher
I said, do I look like a muthafuckin birdbath?
DeadBoiTasty
As someone who lives in Colorado, I don't understand this.
Furturtle
As someone from Wyoming, I thought it was funny but probably an over generalization.
FjordFiskursson
To americans, "pommes frites" sounds fancy.
TheFiredrake42
#43 If you teach your kids to love reptiles and aquariums, they won't have any money for drugs.
FriskySour
#24 Trying to be fancy. Still looks like a cock and balls.
rikm
...tortoises ... lmao...
BoxingSeagulls
2 favourite things, pizza and chopping boards
Loghogan
I get a kick out of the nugget one, pomme frites, so apple fries? Or did you mean frites de pommes de terre,? Which would be potato fries.
jivvi
Pommes frites means fried potatoes.
Loghogan
Oh, not how I was tough but I’m sure your right
DonIsMe
+1 for "Best Shooting Face" meme. I laughed at Leia.
Doggocatz
What bothers me a tiny bit with that meme, is that it's not really padme but her handmaiden; Keira Knightley
Petemosse
Doesn't matter she's still hot! Honestly when I watched the movie I couldn't tell the difference.
slinkiisu
I don't get the colorado one. I was raised there...
StaticNull
The thing about Colorado is kinda true...
mynameisminerva
Stretched earlobes without the spacers in give me the creeps...
FutureFriedman
#7 I've always hated that one. It's implied it's about others, as if you're always right and it's good others can admit it. Smug cunts.
Furturtle
Didn’t see it that way. But you’re right, it sounds arrogant now.
HawkMcBlade
#14 okay like fuck the text WHY IS DAVID BOWIE BEING ATTACKED BY SEA WEASELS
IronicJeremyIrons
ToasterBaths
Beat cancer
definitelyNOTabunny
I don't get the colorado Ewok..
Selftitledkm89
Dirty hippies
kruug
Weed.
Andrizzle0159
As a sin happy cape codder, this is true The sin happy tourists are taking all our sins and bringing them home. Not enough sins 4 everyone
jherazob
#14:
FriskySour
Ain’t that the truth.
EnglandIsDefinitelyNotMyCity
#23 they’re my childhood goals too
7degreesfromkevinbacon
Isn't "weasels ripped my flesh" a Zappa album?
mcbotulism
The title was inspired by that magazine cover.
Seeker61
And the Mothers of Invention. But yes.
Ckris22
*decide
gnarlyfartz
Deicide \m/
hazeleyedfreak
#25 tho. Existential stuff makes me want to live more not die :(
JhericFury
Reside*?
PaulGage
Pesticide? Don’t mind if I do
MrDragonfyr
Am I the only person who's card doesn't get declined cause I keep my shit in order??
asm80dfa8sdfj
The only time my debit card is declined is when I type the PIN wrong.
Furturtle
Probably
madpoopz
Mine got declined the other day and I have plenty of money. Technology sucks.
LimboJimbo41
*whose
RadishIsAMeat
I went overdrawn once in the 90's, wild times. I now make all my bills come out on the 1st so I know what my budget is for the month.
DarkerTheVoidmage
Am I the only person who prefers to use cash over a card? :Ü™
84USNGT
Cash always unless they need a number for their system.
NZSheeps
I can't remember the last time it declined, but there's still that moment of panic while you're waiting
Nyhook2
Absolutely! It’s been a long time, I know I have a couple k in my checking, but I still get anxious.
HackySack72
Yes
atleastIwasnt36
Yep you're the only person in the whole world. Congratulations, you're so much smarter than all of us. PRAISE UNTO OUR LORD DRAGONFYR
sirpuck
That's Mr Dragonfyr to you.
MrDragonfyr
You're welcome
RIIIIIIGGS
SpiderDetective
Well, I get alerts when my card balance is low but not empty, so i can stop sending til payday. Does that count? It doesn't happen often.
nospacebarforusername
Same bruh!
PaulyParker
Hey everyone. Look at Barry big bollocks here not being shit at life. Haha
MrDragonfyr
Learning the same as everyone else pal
CanuckleheadChick
Can I borrow some money?
ScottishPower
Mine got declined buying a pint for a friend. I was unemployed at the time. She was like how's the money sitch. I said fine. But she paid.
WeNamedTheDawgIndiana
That is rough. I'll buy you 1 pint, 1 time. Let me know when.
MyFavouriteHoodie
Which is amazing considering you're a massive energy supplier
TZO2k15
Can't get your credit card declined if you use your debit card instead... f( '-')z
MrDragonfyr
I don't own a credit card
TZO2k15
I'm getting a shit-ton of capital one platinum card per-approved applications in the mail, I won't pay $25 a month to go into debt!
ProxyPlayerHD
depens if you mean US only, then it's special. outside the US, not that much.
stickinthemud
No, teens or very young adults make those memes
MrDragonfyr
Probably.
VizenFatale
Well I don't think my husband ever had his declined cause he is so rigid and stingy with our budget. Even has 3 month savings set aside.
VizenFatale
Me? I used to overdraft all the time before I met him. In still not good with money. He handles out finances. I can't even do my taxes alone
84USNGT
Learn from him. He won’t always be around. You can do this if you want to.
VizenFatale
I want him to always be around. Call me a clingy bitch but I miss him way too easy.
84USNGT
That's not clingy. That's love. But financial skills of your own are good to develop, that is all that I meant. :)
VizenFatale
I mean aim trying to learn from him but numbers hate me. I always sucked at math.
RetardVillain
Find the baby boomer
BreakTheCircle
Yes I’m well aware it was a joke, but it’s one of few things they aren’t responsible for. If you don’t live within your means, it on you
BreakTheCircle
I’m a millennial yet I learned a magic trick of living within my means and not putting stuff I can’t afford on credit. If I couldn’t pay 1/2
RIIIIIIGGS
BreakTheCircle
Debit, than I don’t buy it.
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ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
How long did it take to save up for a house without a mortgage?
BreakTheCircle
Cars/houses are a different story. But save up until you can pay for at least 25% on a car and 15-20% for a house upfront.
RIIIIIIGGS
Don’t buy things you can’t afford!
feryooday
Like medical debt from an accident? Gosh you're right.
BreakTheCircle
Exactly
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
Same. Except if I hurt myself really bad. I've had to get medical help that I couldn't afford a few times.
Grenther
If only ya know, actually have a proper healthcare system like any decent first world country.
Slindrin
And that's what it's for, my friend. Emergencies, not 100 lbs of chicken nuggets every weekend