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Jul 13, 2016 10:28 AM
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CosmicTeapot
https://imgur.com/KRMzcw2
iggyface
Nutmegged.
TornCreMaster
It's good ball control and exercise, but pretty impractical
CactusNachos
nutmegged! nice!
Kilo760
CommanderDick
But yet any decent actual defender would have just fucking hammered her and the ball. Zero practical use in an game.
caribou3
*911* Hello i just witness a murder.
BigMack
icantthinkofanythingamusing
She is a well known freestyle player; she's on instagram @lisafreestyle if you want to see more of her skills
dekket
She's awesome. I need sauce.
Armourhotdog
But soccer is shit.
MagnificentButcher
SALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
MagnificentButcher
probably only Jamaicans will get that one
rainbowdel
Bend it like beckham
WedontgotoRavenholm
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
AlmostAandOx3
But she gave the ball away
WhatRaySay
it's a streetball game, not an actual match. the goal is to clown your opponent and meg them, it's just for kicks around the yard
SilverSwearsalot
Good god that is impressive!
EinUsernameFuerAlleDieDieDeutschVerstehen
Dude, I am a German who played in a club from age 5 to now 29. This shit is incredible street skills. On the pitch you can easily use 1/2
EinUsernameFuerAlleDieDieDeutschVerstehen
your body, but when it is about skills like that on the street you can see how even guys get owned.. i am simply amazed 2/2
gardalf
German, Huh? That explains the username.
EinUsernameFuerAlleDieDieDeutschVerstehen
You don't wanna start a war here, bruh.
dajigizup
I'm German it probably translates to Gugenheimenshwaggen
matthewisthesexiest
She's dancing
BuffaloBillCosby
At least no one knows the name of that guy who just got schooled
ThatOneGirlWhoGotEmbarassedByHerUserAndChangedIt
It was on the back of his shirt I think
bingotown
That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove.
Cthulhuchooseyou
I believe that was the intended joke.
ThatOneGirlWhoGotEmbarassedByHerUserAndChangedIt
flew right over my head
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
At least no one knows the username of that guy who didn't get the joke
eetsumkaus
It was on the top of his comment I think
jepplax
lots of people in the comments, dont seem to know that these guys aren't in a match, on a pitch &are demonstrating something different. smh
Qpillowcase
She's 17.
GrImmgur
I wanna see Sean Garnier face off against her.
MantisTobagganMD
Garnier would destroy. Dude does crazy shit with his feet.
GrImmgur
And his shirt. My favorite move of his.
TwoLeftNipples
Id fall flat on my face if I even tried to attempt any bit of this
batterio
it feels like noone on imgur knows anything about football
CanUweldOil
Very well then, continue!
YeahBoio
Allow me to gently butt in here, hrmm- they're actually playing pana. The goal is to pass the ball through the other players legs.
eetsumkaus
yeah we do, but what does that have to do with this sport with the cow ball?
FANGSUP7
Happy feet! WOMBO COMBO!
AquaDracos
WHERE YOU AT??
AquaDracos
WHERE YOU AT!?
OdinsMightyBeard
GET YO ASS WHOOPED
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
MY DICK HURTS
NotSquidwardTennisBalls
That ain't Falco
TheFirstThingISawOnMyDesk
INSUFFICIENT AMOUNTS OF ENTHUSIASM DETECTED
Rololo
THAT AINT FALCO
Freakiestsumo
poor zhu
LegendaryFishCleric
He said that he was thiiiis close to rage quitting mid combo. If he did melee might not exsist anymore
Freakiestsumo
Melee would exist. Idk about Wombo being the turn point for melee
LegendaryFishCleric
Well it sure was a big up. Most watched melee video on youtube
MantisTobagganMD
I always wonder: why dont these street trick players ever play for actual clubs? Too a part of the establishment? Or lacking in other areas?
phuNkii
These tricks are kind of hard/uselles to pull of in a game.. Try do that on real match and youll end up on face first in the grass :)
DadJokesaretheBest
The only player I know of that was successful, which possessed these types of skills, was Ronaldinho. He did tricks like this during games
StevieMcSteveface
Former Manchester United player, Nano, once did we ball juggling whilst running down the wing in a proper match. He got thoroughly trollied
StevieMcSteveface
With a strong ass slide tackle from the defender. He never did it again.
demonjester1515
I'm sure they'd be good, but some do, and for some, there's more to the game than just hot-dogging out on the street.
YeahWellAboutThat
Those tricks are pretty useless in a game. All you're going to achieve is that you give the defending team time to position themselves. 1/3
YeahWellAboutThat
And if you have long legs or are allowed to tackle, it's not that difficult to take away the ball.Or you just wait for a teammate to take2/3
YeahWellAboutThat
the ball from behind.Then there's positional and tactical awareness; playing 11-11 on a huge field is very different from e.g. 4-4 indoors.
Freeflare
I imagine because if you try that in an actual game someone's gonna slidetackle the bajeezus out of you and take off with the ball.
MechaNinja
I love that he's like "uh...." and she's like "at least try" and he's like "I mean, ok but ..." and then she gets it past him.
DeathRatt1e
But can she get the cross in?
MistehrFarenheit
Asking the real questions
nyccheese
Can she do it in Gibraltar against minos?
MrGloo
Oh Sterling, if only you could get a cross into the box on brexit referendum, UK might still be in...
whatanut
Can she do it on a cold rainy night at stoke?
Parttimehoboo
Its because of the gaps in the stadium right?
BewareTheCrocigator
Can she see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
LapisLazuli94
...on a tuesday
danielobs
What about a cold rainy Thursday in Ghent?
MosesTheLastWaterBender
Down by the home stands
jsegs
might happen to be the 3rd Tuesday of the month?
IGuessThatAnswersMyQuestion
At 3:32 am
chukyrlaw
In fairness no one there can either
AlistairSutherland
when she wont put out but you keep trying anyway
orangeisthenewbasic
"i have a ballfriend."
JimmyShinkicker
And then sticks it between YOUR legs
eggnun
Happy international woman's day.
Thinius
this is quality comedy
WadeWilsonLoooooovesChimichangas
Its staged but kinda like it
OhCommentMyComment
I bet you're fun at parties
WadeWilsonLoooooovesChimichangas
Yes I am ;)
hoxanator
Those situations suck, u either just take it from her and look like an ass/poor sport. Or u let her do her little dance and u look played.
eggmuffin
Maybe she's just better than you.
silverbean
He woulda been lucky to get a fly off her shoulder, let alone the ball
hoxanator
Do you think he was trying his hardest? What about her?
silverbean
Ha, yeah I do. You don't pull off moves like that girl did by accident .
RadicalDud
Lmao, you're like Shirley! "I don't know if it's because you're racist or because I intimidate you sexually but I know it's one of those 2."
melodramaticbat
You must not meet any actual women. Some of them can kick the asses off sweaty teenagers who sit wanking and playing FIFA all day.
LizLemonEyeRoll
jofo4242
You are nothing if not consistent!
Bentarmbenny
It didn't look like he could have taken fuck all off her .
namiasdf
It looks like a game to teach you how to get around defenders/be a defender without relying on dives or body contact. i.e. Training in game
bedframe
Do you understand that he can't just punch her like a fucking moron?
hoxanator
Whoa what's with the language?
bedframe
I apologize. Your comment seems to indicate you believe he was somehow taking it easy on her rather than being schooled within the rules.
MisterVulva
Man, that's shit. Give your best; if you defeat her and she can't take it, she shouldn't have challenged in the first place.
phuNkii
Haha, cause shes a girl? Bet you cant even kick the ball properly
hoxanator
Do you think he was trying his hardest? What about her?
phuNkii
So what? Should he push her away as foul? You clearly have no idea about football, bet this chick would beat you one on one, fatty.
hoxanator
Yikes dude. Put down the phone and get a grip.
phuNkii
Its just stupid with a comment like that, yeah with body weight he could push her away but still without a foul its hard to take the ball
phuNkii
from someone with that much ball control.. Even if its a chick or a dude
NotTodayNotYesterday
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/654/562/47b.jpg Damn, calm the fuck down, princess.
snapperdoozle
Yeah, this reminds me of Homer watching the Harlem Globetrotters.
posthuman001
Krusty.
snapperdoozle
I stand corrected. Thank you
LlamaFrequency
Or she's just better than you and dicks all over you
WhatRaySay
you're getting downvoted, and some snarky shit about feminism is getting upvotes? the fuck is going on? any of you weirdos ever play sports?
WhatRaySay
that's about as clear an example of usersub vs FP demographics as you'll ever see. the comment was negative when it hit FP, now rebounding
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snapperdoozle
Hahahahaha, nailed it.
pinksquiggle
Because this is not a legit possibility?
DrKipping
You say that like it's an insult.
DishonorablyDischargedGrammerNazi
Found another one.
RadicalDud
Found the anti-feminist? If this is what you consider feminism (considering a logical possibility), I don't see how feminist is a bad thing.
DishonorablyDischargedGrammerNazi
Found another one.
RadicalDud
Oh, I get it. You're unable to argue anything logical but don't want to confront being wrong. Classic moron's dilemma. White flag accepted.
grichen93
Found the white Southern man.
DishonorablyDischargedGrammerNazi
1/3 correct.
BeardKhan
Thats why you don't play with girls. They dont go by the same rules.
Synai
back to 9gag, little boy
BeardKhan
Go back to tumblr whiteknight. Maybe you can cash in your faulty balls in the way.
bedframe
Go play women's soccer. They'll eat you alive, any rules.
BeardKhan
No they wont.
Chaple
I coached women's soccer. They're no better than a man at it. They just scream a lot more in frustration at the ball.
bedframe
Not saying they're better than men. Saying they're most likely much, much better than @Belckan.
BeardKhan
They cant run as fast or use their body to to push another player while going for the ball as easily. Skill after that is arguable