Blackadderer
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May 8, 2016 11:29 PM
Blackadderer
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HiddenChicken
Then you realized she has 4 controller ports.
Slayter
That was the NES. You never had to blow in N64 cartridges.
Glennguacamole
No, this is just dumb.
suchpokemon
Obligatory charge your phone comment.
cratermoon
Plot twist: it's a trap.
ImJustHereToShareMyCats
How I like my girls, 77 miles away
QuasarsAndBlazars
Once matched with a girl and hit it off, everything was going great until I noticed that she was 400 miles away... My budget was not ready
Carlox
That's what they all say until it's go time.
AaronPankey
Well clearly she never played the n64. The biggest issue wasn't the dirty cartridge, it was the fucking cartridge fitting in the console.
Nuggzs
I feel like most Tinder profiles are the equivalent of Imgur reposts
AboveTheMud
Gentlemen's guide: How to spot a trap
boofheadfred
Who's saying that's a bad thing?
WellTimedFreeman
Venus flytrap or fly?
museicfreiheit
"like like"
Metaghost
Maybe she's perfect? Maybe it's tinderbot.
AhmadKurabi
A MAN CAN DREAM HAROLD
rollercostarican
maybe an SO who likes videogames can still have a multitude of faults
YoSoyMilk
Maybe it's Maybelline
SkoomaDeeler
Aw shit, you beat me to it! ^
BurtTheBillowyBear
Trap...23 year old knows anything about a Nintendo 64? Run son.
YoSoyMilk
I'm 24, I grew up with N64, and I still own one. Your argument is invalid.
PhoenixQueenAzula
18 my first game was majoras mask collectors edition on 64. Argument invalid.
bf3c
5' 9". that's two measurements.
DaisyfromDownunder
But she hasn't moved for the last 34 minutes. Is she OK?
pomosephymama
What would she know about Nintendo 64? She wasn't even born when it came out. Kids. I swear.
LevDavidovichBronstein
She was 3.
PingpongMuffinhead
I had one when I was 4 and I was born in 95.
CommanderPiglet
Then go get her, op.
DaleErnfart
HELL YA! WHORES!
garethowen1
5'9"!! She's too big!
movethebongos
Eugh! 64 was a shit system...
Blackadderer
To hell with thee!
sjwjensen1920
I swiped left on this one for real.
mackspower
Go on . . .
zazackz
5'9" doe
TrumpIsAFelon
But she looks retarded. Like seriously slow.
Blackadderer
....... Oh no!
Boron
Lemr guess, youre a girl.
neamatoad
and then you realize the N64 wasn't that great of a system to begin with
TheCheesyMoonMoon
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
Blackadderer
Witness a deliberate attempt to be downvotes to oblivion :-O
Balthazar89
too old
SigPistols
The height thing is usually a deal breaker for me...
TheyCallMeTheHiphopopotamusIgotFlowsThatGlowLikePhosphorous
Like she's too tall for you or you don't want her to tell you how tall she is or what?
SigPistols
Then again, it IS tinder lol
SigPistols
Just that they mention it at all, like they won't date anyone shorter, I guess. I understand it's preference, but just seems shallow to me..
mrdude88
I actually never had to blow on my N64 cartridges. Now if we were talking SNES or SEGA 16 bit console, then yes.
MartialLol
Did anyone else wedge a second cartridge into the NES to hold the first in place when the spring gave out?
ElSephiroth
nah we used lego blocks.
huffdogg
NES
mrdude88
That thing, you had to continuously blow it I order to play.
idontenglishsorry
like me
Talonotw
Plot twist: you misunderstand which end of that 'blowing on and shoving back in' you will be on.
NinjaInABag
killerswan
Alcard
Really? I don't think it matters. Gspot for me or her. At least someone will be exploding like a pair of towers in NY.
bmunchran
Nah man. Kerosene cant melt calcium bones
Sithrak
0 fucking damage.
EasyGoingKitty
So, since you're going to hell, and gas is always a concern, would you wanna carpool together?
IGotCharlieWork
That was an inside job. Vegans did 9/21
BitcoinBajjiloinaire
This is gold! Vegans!!! Haha
IGotCharlieWork
Yes they also did 9/22 and 7/11
bootymen
Happy international women's day
Blackadderer
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Me too. Whaddup.
freenbeen
'We had sex' is very different than 'My ass doesn't know in from out anymore'.
mrducker
I believe it's sex no matter who's doing the inning and the outing.
IGotCharlieWork
I shot beer out of my nose
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
That's a stupid super power... You can get rich though.
MyProfileHasKittens
congrads on the se
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PhoenixQueenAzula
congrats on the x