Every time I log into my bank account lately

ballbagmaguire

When the monthly direct debits start to come out

11 years ago |

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MyBuddyZuul

Sir, we have charges pending! It's a trap!

11 years ago |

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FrankJ7

http://imgur.com/3rKBVpF

11 years ago |

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SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter

Damn it Jim, I'm an IT guy, not a Banker!

11 years ago |

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hyperdistortion

Savings breached, financial support failing!

11 years ago |

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ChuckKarma

Credit card limit balance down to 20% and holding sir. We can't take another weekend excursion like that last one until we've recharged.

11 years ago |

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WillJeSuis

What does the data say? http://media.giphy.com/media/snqxwlKBYfEA0/giphy.gif

11 years ago |

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FlamingBunnyTomb

I know that feeling. In my account I have 58 cents more than I need to cover rent right now. Really glad I get paid this week : /

11 years ago |

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GuardLLama

When it's that close it's basically HOLD THE LINE! HOLD THE LINE!

11 years ago |

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youcansayfuckhere

And then your wife's Audible subscription that you had told her to cancel comes out.

11 years ago |

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FunCinnabun

THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME YOU ANGEL OF BANK ACCOUNTS

11 years ago |

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davernow

Arm the ramen noodles!

11 years ago |

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renakunisaki

Check the couch for coins!

11 years ago |

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AmericanNoodles

make it American instead.

11 years ago |

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majesticaterpillar

We're taking overdrafts. We can't hold off much longer.

11 years ago |

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fthisimout

We lost the savings account , main account is taking too much spending!!

11 years ago |

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theswordswench

Computer, prepare to eject the retirement savings core.

11 years ago |

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johndavidrage

THERE! ARE! FOUR! CENTS!

11 years ago |

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Porchprocrastinator

Credit cards 2 though 4 are breached. Netflix bay is due and internet is requesting payment, what are your orders captain? Call mom make it-

11 years ago |

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blackknight64

Especially after a night of drunken carousing with my friends.

11 years ago |

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volatiley

Libidinous predation?

11 years ago |

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iamthisguy247

Or drunken carressing.

11 years ago |

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blackknight64

Naw, drunken caressing of military buddies leads to one of two things; neither of which I want.

11 years ago |

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youcansayfuckhere

Way to use your SHARP training.

11 years ago |

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blackknight64

Does this mean I saved the company from another mandatory sharp stand down? Awesome!

11 years ago |

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kittensforbeckyplz

*hysterical laughter before dissolving into tears*

11 years ago |

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KeyLimeAnxiety

Or just do what I do and never check. Its Schrödinger's bank account. If I don't check it I'm not poor.

11 years ago |

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Agent

The cashier at my grocery store thinks im super religious, because every time I swipe my card, I say a prayer under my breath.

11 years ago |

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BisonMooseDuck

You do realize that physics as now proven Schrödinger's cat is alive and playing with string theory and chasing a Higgs Boson around

11 years ago |

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Tigergurke

That's my strategy at the moment... I'm afraid to check it... and haven't been shopping in a while. But hey, who needs food? =|

11 years ago |

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Valkhi

Why are people afraid to handle a proper budget and live blind instead? Make an excel sheet with income and expenses, then start planning

11 years ago |

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renakunisaki

Because then we'd have to face the harsh reality that we're actually broke.

11 years ago |

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Valkhi

Reality won't change if pretend.This way you might actually come up with a tactic to save money by cutting off expenses that aren't needed.

11 years ago |

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Caniac

Not sure if you're aware, but Schrödinger died with 0 bitcoins in his account and freecreditreport.com had nothing good to say about him.

11 years ago |

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Demauscian

But I'm sure Newton has a few bitcoins laying around, he was a pretty smart guy.

11 years ago |

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Caniac

From what I know of his work, I'd guess probably from online trading of his Fig cookies. Those tend to stay in motion

11 years ago |

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Falcrist

DOMAIN ERROR: Your account balance is $[-32 + 6×√(-1)]

11 years ago |

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Hashpipe

Damage report

11 years ago |

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Sittingonabigblueboxlolwtfmars

When Greeks try to log into their bank account:

11 years ago |

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zerothoughtgiven

http://38.media.tumblr.com/a2cfbe005737610de17a95b305ee1017/tumblr_n12nmlAYkl1rw11uoo3_500.gif

11 years ago |

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SuperKawaiiChan

Ha, I was talking to my dad about that, since he was stationed in Greece a few years ago. His friends say they don't have an account anymore

11 years ago |

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DrKriegersClone

Or https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls42jggnH91qe1ikpo1_500.gif

11 years ago |

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DarkUranium

What bank account?

11 years ago |

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umpbumpfizz

The ones they aren't allowed to make withdrawals from.

11 years ago |

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DarkUranium

11 years ago |

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KingDavosFirstofHisNameLordofSass

Sir, rent is due tomorrow. May I suggest Operation Call Mom and Cry?

11 years ago |

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mlmsj

Is your dad's name Cry?

11 years ago |

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BigAZNMan

"We've gotta charge her, captain. We've given it all it can handle"

11 years ago |

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lcaptdolove1

Raise the shields! Evasive action. Set course for overdraft protection. Engage!!!

11 years ago |

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76Tromboners

I'm giving her all of the deposits ive got, Captain!!

11 years ago |

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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxo

I know a prince, that could help you with money.

11 years ago |

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applecatvictory

Somewhere Scotty is yelling, "She can't take much more of this captain!". Maybe he shouldn't be ignored because he's on a different crew.

11 years ago |

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ninjakittenz

At least you can get into your bank account. I hear in Greece there are cats that keep people from accessing ATMs.

11 years ago |

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FairyGodzilla

Came for the picture, stayed for the comments

11 years ago |

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themisfitdreamers

Forever and always. It gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling when they are as good/better than the picture.

11 years ago |

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DiegoPerleche

Oh you thought I had money?........ Acting.

11 years ago |

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poprivet

Oi you can't put your comment on the grass!

11 years ago |

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Ophiukus

You stole my comment

11 years ago |

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dorkbot5000

This comment sums up my life in every way imaginable. I'm going to school for acting! :D

11 years ago |

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Ireallyneedhugs

I love you.

11 years ago |

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DiegoPerleche

I love you too, stranger!

11 years ago |

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jdcream

http://imgur.com/ATRctGC

11 years ago |

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JeffGoldblumSayingWellThereItIs

11 years ago |

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Mobileuserwholikestoberandom

http://www.imgur.com/pnw3C9v.png

11 years ago |

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PeanutBuddha

Set faces to stunned!

11 years ago |

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ChristianLater

Fazers...oh

11 years ago |

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ColoneISanders

Arm forward Coupon Missiles!

11 years ago |

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volatiley

If only you had a nova bomb

11 years ago |

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Pleasesirwasmyfathersname

More like set face to stunning amirite

11 years ago |

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MissSpelledTattoo

Stop wearing the red shirt!

11 years ago |

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ChristianLater

Think you meant fazers...Oh

11 years ago |

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HerpestonMcDerping

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/EauMy-42228.jpg

11 years ago |

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FlyingSpaghettiMonsieur

She cannae take much more captain

11 years ago |

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crawdaddy1975

All power full reverse!

11 years ago |

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Leathlan

The loans can't do it captain! They don't have the power-r-r-r

11 years ago |

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mixstylez187

We dunna have the fundin

11 years ago |

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SgtEziosRequiem

I'M WORKEN 'ER ALL SHE GOT CAP'N!

11 years ago |

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SlowLightning

We're good... we're good... we're good... aaaaand stop. We'll buff out those "scratches" latter cap'n

11 years ago |

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WowSuchWow

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, Jim!

11 years ago |

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SgtEziosRequiem

Brace for sale events- Damage report, Commander!

11 years ago |

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SomethingCleverBand

Oh I'm not stunned. I KNOW I'm broke as fuck.

11 years ago |

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PeanutBuddha

Fucking Steam summer sale...

11 years ago |

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Talmorean

At least you have something to show for it. I blew $230 last friday-sunday on booze and some floozy.

11 years ago |

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FairyGodzilla

would you really want something to "show for it"? I think getting off clean isn't too bad

11 years ago |

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ImperatorAugustus

Memories are mor precious than...wait...I guess if you had enough booze you don't have memories.

11 years ago |

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UnexpectedItemInBaggingArea

Set phasers tae malkie!

11 years ago |

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reineseele

WEAPONS TO MAXIMUM ;)

11 years ago |

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sgallen

Are you Greek too?

11 years ago |

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pixieinflight

Wow

11 years ago |

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trancek

Savings down to $6.79, sir!

11 years ago |

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TurtleHands

Savings? What's this?

11 years ago |

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MsGrowl

HAHHAHAGGGAAA! :( I'm paying for wedding out of pocket.

11 years ago |

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CaptainSquared

Nothing in savings, and barely enough to eat on in checking and just had a baby...and I make good money! Why is everything so expensive?!

11 years ago |

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blurb

Inflation. People don't realize how much it really affects us. Not even accounting for compounding, there has been a total of 10% year (1)

11 years ago |

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blurb

over year inflation over the last five years, meaning your dollar gets you 10% less than it did five years ago. Or another way, if you (2)

11 years ago |

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blurb

made $50,000/year five years ago, and haven't gotten any raises, you're making the equivalent of $45,000/year now. (3)

11 years ago |

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CaptainSquared

That saddens me greatly. In the past five years I've earned an additional $17k overall in pay now...but you can barely tell it.

11 years ago |

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breadstickez

My bank likes to mock me, I get daily emails any time my account is below $100. "Yeah yeah I fucking know, I'm broke. Stop laughing."

11 years ago |

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Stoobers

Engine room, transfer remaining savings to the forward checking account!

11 years ago |

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FFFS

Take evasive maneuvers, Initiate Starfleet maneuver pattern "Broke Ass"

11 years ago |

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PeterHolm

Aaaaaaaaaaand they're gone

11 years ago |

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Comet260

Bank Of America Warbird de-cloaking directly ahead.

11 years ago |

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BoringPrivateQRCode

My bank froze my account because my credit card payment was late....and wouldn't allow me to DEPOSIT funds so I could make the payment......

11 years ago |

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ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis

Too rich for my blood

11 years ago |

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JaxTheSpaceCat

More than me (: rock on !(:

11 years ago |

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Thoraxe123

"Look for some change in the cushions..we're going to Chipotle!"

11 years ago |

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KingoftheIntroverts

"Divert auxiliary savings to purchase aversion!" "Auxiliary savings are down, sir!"

11 years ago |

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Isexualiseeverything

Rich bastard...

11 years ago |

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mt77932

Sir! Incoming $25 fee for low balance!

11 years ago |

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InboxMeWhateverYouLike

We're taking heavy damage from Overdraft fees as well, Captain, at the rate of $39 per attack.

11 years ago |

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blurb

Very relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0rSXjVuJVg

11 years ago |

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Glovesy

$0.92

11 years ago |

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IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt

Easy with your shaming us you 1%er!!

11 years ago |

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ZacMuerte

huh, odd bug, wonder why it says "down to", that's a whole $6.78 I didn't have yesterday.

11 years ago |

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GavinScreaming

Damn you've got at least 3x more than me. Congrats!

11 years ago |

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pookieeatworld

My bank charged me a fee for not having any money in my savings. They took it out of my savings.

11 years ago |

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YuJinX5

Mine is down to like $8 : ( gas till next paycheck is important

11 years ago |

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mt77932

I remember times when I had to call off work on Thursday because Friday was payday and I had just enough gas in my car to get to work.

11 years ago |

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ChuckKarma

Diverting funding from life support systems--too late *BLAM*

11 years ago |

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poopodoop

amateurs

11 years ago |

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pookieeatworld

My bank charged me a fee for not having any money in my savings. They took it out of my savings.

11 years ago |

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gorgosaurusrex

It makes me sad to see how poor some imgur members are :(

11 years ago |

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jacquesrobespierre

Use that sadness and pressure for change in society.

11 years ago |

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flowseeker

Don't worry most of them are lying

11 years ago |

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Isuckatbeingagirl

I've got - $600, it's pretty fucking terrifying

11 years ago |

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aubonthecob

$0.26 but I finally found a job! Just have to stretch it until my first paycheck.

11 years ago |

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poopodoop

hah beat you!

11 years ago |

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babiibug

$0.17 here. You don't know struggle!

11 years ago |

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poopodoop

If we merge our accounts we can split half a gumball

11 years ago |

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babiibug

We can savor the flavor and pretend we have food for 1/3 a second!! This sounds like a plan!

11 years ago |

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babiibug

Wait. Even Steven? Or by amount contributed? And who shall sell us said portion of gumball?

11 years ago |

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GuardLLama

When it's not so bad

11 years ago |

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dracosan

You're

11 years ago |

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ShannonTheSnakeLady

Right?!? I went to two bars, got home at 5:30 am and only spent $20

11 years ago |

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GuardLLama

Bacchus smiles upon you, child.

11 years ago |

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ShannonTheSnakeLady

Praise be his name. Amen.

11 years ago |

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HighwayStar

Ok, going to need "ratchetness" explained to me.

11 years ago |

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WhyIsThisAGif

The inability to distinguish the difference between "your" and "you're" as seen in the picture.

11 years ago |

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GuardLLama

11 years ago |

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LemonStarbursts

Needs Captain America

11 years ago |

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eetsumkaus

Partying but in a way that kind of defies most levels of human decency

11 years ago |

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HighwayStar

From Black twitter? From Black twitter.

11 years ago |

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eetsumkaus

Yeah, but ratchet has been appropriated by young white music fans as well, thanks to the wonders of overlapping Fandoms and the internet

11 years ago |

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Every time I log into my bank account lately

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