CtrlAltJesse
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Starting to get a little gray there guy.
Trying to snatch some chicken real quick while I'm preoccupied with taking mad pictures.
He likes Christmas I guess?
CriticalJudgementalElitistPrick
What's his kill count?
CtrlAltJesse
Are babies 1/2 a kill or counted as a whole person.
CriticalJudgementalElitistPrick
Old ladies and kids are their fav target.
dominored
That's a good boy.
AnderMcfander
Happy birthday Dante u swoll canine u!
Xyring
So. Freaking. Cute.
DontMindIfISlytherin
I bet he's a good boy. Happy birthday Dante
CindyWho4
Ha he doesn't even look real. Tell him I love him.
NotSureHowtoPronounceImgur
TIL dogs can change color.
CorrelatingGIF
My sable german shepard went from tan to black
ElbowDeepInGod
He looks like the best doofus
LolaCho
Pooh another vicious Pitty!! Such a good boy!
WizM
Cute :^ what dog breed ? @op
CtrlAltJesse
Razors edge pittbull
poopwindowofopportunity
Read his name as Duane, then saw it was Dante. Still approve this baby beef squatch +1 for that dashing fellow.
serenityred
We have a pit that's not chopped either. I think they're much cuter that way.
CtrlAltJesse
No doubt. Good on ya dude.
punnyfuns
Give him some love from ole punnyfuns.
CaptainPirate8
I like your username
punnyfuns
I've just decided after 4 years on this site to start commenting. So I haven't actually made any puns yet. Ima failure
punnyfuns
But thank you :)
josip217
ohh good boy dante happu burthduu dantuu good boy doggooo
adolfpilsner
What happened to his ears?
CtrlAltJesse
I didn't pin them, he always puts his ears back when you talk or pet him or maybe he's trying to be more aerodynamic.
TheNewXFilesEpisodesAreBad
His ears just stayed the same size and his head grew lol
EmeraldLight
I thought they were snipped to begin with, and then I noticed he's just a ham who holds them back XD
Chipnted
Good doggo
Shoutrr
Dante looks constantly concerned
CtrlAltJesse
He's gets a little skiddish on the linoleum. When he was younger he bolted and slid into the wall.
Shoutrr
my sister's 4yo dog avoid power cords since he tripped over one when he was a puppy. A 55Kg bernese mountain dog.
RULESOFNATURE
I have never met him and I love him
tipdub
:3 very cute!
dontmagpie
That is the cutest little potato I ever did see! SBT or Bully, @OP?
CtrlAltJesse
Razors edge pitbull they got a website but idk really
CtrlAltJesse
I would assume SBT, but I don't know for certain. The breeder gave me a web sight with his whole family tree I just don't remember where.
CtrlAltJesse
The breeder was from Ohio and he named the breed "Razors-edge pitty." His grandma was like twice the size of him.
dontmagpie
ah ha, Razors Edge is a bloodline of American Bully. thats the breed I have too. message me if youd like me to look into his family tree
DapprBadgr
Hey, I have a Dante dog too!
CtrlAltJesse
The breeder we got em from said he was a blue razors edge pitty. Pits are awesome dogs.
qatazap
HEART MUTHA FUCKIN EYES
CtrlAltJesse
His ears and tail are not cut. He just puts his ears back when he thinks he's gunna get a scratch.
YarTheBug
Awesome to hear that, OP! My Jessie does the same: http://imgur.com/ipR9aTb,
CtrlAltJesse
Yo, no joke that's so fucking funny. My name is Jesse hahahh
YarTheBug
I meat lots of Jess(i)es at the dog park. I also have Bailey and Dusty that I go with. Never met a dog named Jason, but I'm waiting...
pleaseletthisonework
I have a pit mix. I swear he makes himself look bald when trying to ingratiate for any reason.
Chiluzza
you get an upvote purely for not docking his ears
FrecklesIRL
My Piggy does the same thing. I tell him to stop trying to look scary <3 Pitties are the BEST!
CindyWho4
Mine is a beagle, but does the same thing when she wants attention.
CindyWho4
I know it doesn't look as dramatic, but their ears are usually forward and kind of...out? lol
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CindyWho4
Aww thank you!!
littlegoblin
I WANT TO BOOP HIS NOSE!
Nia2113
Omg what a sausage! He is adorable!
FouqYou
I Love Him
Lroy1965
Happy Birthday beautiful!! Hope you got that chicken.
JebediahJones
Why does your chicken have blue on it
CtrlAltJesse
Might be broccoli. I couldn't tell you, with any certainty, what I was eating that day.
JebediahJones
TIL broccoli is blue
TacticallySignificantTurtle2ElectricBoogaloo
I want to steal your dog and love him forever
TheTipTopTopHat
The best you can do is adopt one from a local shelter, you'll probably find a lot of dogs like Dante who need someone to love them.
TacticallySignificantTurtle2ElectricBoogaloo
God I wish I could. My apartment complex doesn't allow animals though :(
IfYouLiveAroundMeLetsGrabABeerOrBottleOfWhiskeyOrBurnAHouseDown
I want to steal you and love you forever
popuptent
I like where this is going
TacticallySignificantTurtle2ElectricBoogaloo
YourMemeSucksHarderThanaDyson
And then they fucked
CtrlAltJesse
And don't be apprehensive about the breed, he's just a gentle pig.
pootytangluver619
Don't say that. Never say that. He's probably the best boy, and pitbulls usually are very gently and loving.
pootytangluver619
gentle*
CtrlAltJesse
Hahaha ok
pootytangluver619
I had to correct myself because I was too excited about the adorable dog.
CtrlAltJesse
He is such a softy