JiveTurkeyGod
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Soo hot
Jan 5, 2017 6:02 AM
JiveTurkeyGod
1634
53
10
Soo hot
SpiltPint
That pic has been digitally enhanced
fonrian
Manotaur
TheBrownEyeOfSauron
I think he'd be pretty handy around the house
iAlwaysUpvoteMN
I heard if you turn off the lights in your bathroom and whisper 'smegma' into the mirror 3 times ... Adam Driver appears
OoWah
Fuzzynubz
You laugh, but if that handtaur was running you down in an open field, you'd be fucked.
JiveTurkeyGod
True that
EricInTN
I remember this day. It was glorious to behold Joehandus wielding his axe
JiveTurkeyGod
As Joehandus stood in the plains under the blue sky, everything felt right
EricInTN
He stood strong and ready, thumb planted firmly in the mired earth
JiveTurkeyGod
As i laid in the grass, i could feel his touch on me, of course as he was just a hand and a head.
EricInTN
And then he pulled a quarter from behind my ear. Joehandus is such a trickster
JiveTurkeyGod
They say Jesus, Vishnu, Yahweh, Buddah, and Allah can all learn from Joehandus
mrfunhills
10+ months 'til Thanksgiving--you're safe for now @OP
JiveTurkeyGod
You can't kill the God of Turkeys
mrfunhills
I thought his name was "Goblox"
JiveTurkeyGod
Thought you were talking about me LMFAO
mrfunhills
I was initially referencing the line from "Trading Places" that I thought you got your name from. Lol
JiveTurkeyGod
Nah I got this name through a combination of being bullied and then owning up to it. Now its even my XBL name