JennAnne
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Pissed off tenants deliver nice box of roaches from their properties to property owner trying to evict them.
Feb 16, 2021 10:46 PM
JennAnne
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Pissed off tenants deliver nice box of roaches from their properties to property owner trying to evict them.
DukePhelan
Well you know he is inside. Burn it.
itsjustplaid
Fuck anyone who doesn't take bug problems seriously. Nobody fucking wants to live in that kind of shit.
MaladaptedMedic
I live in a big city. The occasional roach is inevitable. A good landlord takes care of the problem before it becomes a problem.
Bystandr
In completely unrelated news : there's a website you can order human pubic lice from: https://crabrevenge.com
sushiengineer
Needs more roaches
Jynxette7
Waaay more! >:D
dmelli
Needs more cock
SuckMyBalls2Xs
Needs more dog
JiffyGee
Termites, silverfish, roaches, ground wasps, Brown recluse spiders...lots of pests to unleash upon their house. Or maybe get an...
JiffyGee
invasive endangered species to make a home in their yard/house.
Ruspin
*Looks up company* ... YES! Finally bad news unrelated to America.
TarrkertheNewt
Call me crazy (no please, it's my only identity) but, isn't that super illegal? Shouldn't the city be doing something at this point? Wtf?
RayvinGal
They should cut a hole in the landlord's roof and shit in it.
RTBackup
*Mao intensifies*
Lulabel73
I was a landlord for over 20 years, I would be mortified if my properties had an infestation!
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
I mean, I wouldn’t, but a bag of possums in his chimney...
Gestalt7
Bomb his house with live turkeys
SoGrosslyIncandescent
the entire renting industry blows with tiny little glimmers of decency here and there
Ithinkiloveher93
Lol Toronto...home sweet home
JennAnne
Me too!
Ithinkiloveher93
Roncesvalles! Lol
JennAnne
Thornhill.
Ithinkiloveher93
Boooo
JennAnne
Hahahaaaa. Used to live on Parkside. Do I get points for that?
wadatahmydamie
I tell him turn on the water/I tell him turn on the heat/Tells me all you ever do is complain/Then they search the place when I'm not here
klingonhugdungeon
In EU they try to avoid exactly that. He also need mole in the backyard and maybe some lice. Shitbucket kinda guy.
UffDaDan
What's Up with the balloons though?
ichoosethering
Perhaps a sarcastic celebration, like "happy 3 months since I reported issue (X)", I've seen that kind of thing before.
Rulweylan
You guys are still allowing evictions?
kalinsovrin
Sounds like a massive lawsuit and one broke ass landlord to me.
sotronics
Murica
lemdarel
No, looks like this is here in Canada.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
I hope the roaches are alive, so they can find a nice, new home to live in.
thirleck
Someone needs a bag of dicks sent to their property
itsjustplaid
Don't forget the glitter.
PieAndPunch
I get that landlords are people too but every landlord I've ever had has been an unreasonable, greedy, piece of shit.
stink3rbelle
I have a nice one now. As I was touring, legalizing, and even moving stuff in I kept waiting for something to go bad.
LoserBabe
I got really lucky with all my landlords, until I rented from a rental company. They sent me a letter asking to renew @ $100 more per month>
LoserBabe
Meanwhile the unit next to mine, with all new everything is going for $400 less. I told them I want that unit or that price reduction>
LoserBabe
They said tough shit and then told me they're taking it that I've made my decision not to renew my lease.
NKato
Rental companies need to be regulated.
Highschoolnickname
They are. It’s why they only raised the rent by $100. They’d do more if they could.
Vojens
Housing needs to be treated as infrastructure so that there is enough of it that landlords can't charge soo much
SerialChickenLover
Landlords are not people.
belaqua84
I'm a landlord. We have 2 of the loveliest tenants, one guy who never talks to us, and we live in the 4th unit. We do our best to take care
belaqua84
Of the property and improve the apartments when we can afford to. We're trying to be the landlords we would want to have.
Vojens
I'm a landlord. I charge enough to cover the mortgage and pest control at a $15 loss per month.
MajorTom0101
Your not losing money if your paying your mortgage. Not agreeing with the last guy though.
Vojens
After I pay taxes, my costs are greater than my equity gains. But wifey and I view it as charity, most aren't in a position to do the same
JayEnfield
Spoken like a person who has absolutely no idea how expensive houses are to maintain and renovate, and how risky renting is.
MajorTom0101
I just meant your mortgage payments go into owning your house. So it's technically not part of the loss equation
GrassssssssTastesBad
Landlords are trash because selling housing for a profit is unjust and unethical
charlie2979
Why buy your own house when you can pay 50% more in rent?
SirenBrick
Because Boomers are the only ones to qualify for mortgages because the rest of use are too busy paying stupid high rent
charlie2979
Dunno how much it applies to the US, but in the UK nearly 100% of new built houses are sold to landlords to be rented out.
charlie2979
And most of them aren't boomers. It's not a generational thing. It's a wealth thing.
SirenBrick
Part of the requirements make it much, much easier to qualify if you are older, or have already owned property.
Affablesea9917
I'd be tempted to throw some roaches or bedbugs through his window
KrakedUp
Not infectious enough. How about... plague fleas?
ALittleKinkInYourThink
Unfortunately this plague did not come with the abundance of fleas as previous plagues. Thanks Obama.
KrakedUp
Oh I meant the old school plague, bubonic. They still exist in this modern age and I'm sure the dark web would hook someone up for a price.
Criscartersfallguys
If we started throwing Molotov cocktails through these peoples windows instead of cockroaches, we may have less people like this around.
aldashin
Another idea: hide an apple in an inconspicuous location. Fruit flies for days :)
Tarelgeth
Raw shrimp inside the curtain rods. Nobody ever finds them.
ANALPISS
Looks like they left em outside: https://www.blogto.com/city/2021/02/toronto-residents-deliver-cockroaches-landlords-trying-evict-them/
dickable
Alternatively: molotov.
itsjustplaid
With roaches inside the bottle
charlie2979
Worked for the Russians.
MightyZephyr
SerialChickenLover
Are those not piles of cockroaches near the door?
ethoffman1337
Rat poop
Raggedsrage
You mean like in a bag with a few pieces of 2” pvc pipe 6” long and filled with gun powder and taped up with nails and ball bearings?
Raggedsrage
Note how I mentioned nothing about a lit cannon fuse that you can purchase easily or a cheap disposable cell phone with the vibrator motor..
onlyhalfghost
metal pipe might be preferable, to contain pressure better than the PVC would, but you should score it deeply to provide a relief blowout.
L0rdinquisit0r
Motor is a new one, info approved.
ethoffman1337
I wouldn’t wish bedbugs on the worst person alive ... luckily this fucker’s a landlord - not a person
TheOtherEvelyn
I legit considered tossing bedbugs into my landlords place after the 6 month shitshow I had to go through to get rid of mine.
PearjuiceATX
Returning his smaller brethren to him.
SorayaProtera
Rent is theft! ♪
BlueDuckPale
Don't piss off people who know where you live.
DukePhelan
It super easy, barely an inconvenience to find out the publicly available information on someone which includes their addresses.
andwings2go
I’ve rented 5 different houses with a handshake but none of them ever volunteered where they lived.
Sage042000
Right? The internet makes it far too easy for pissed off people to find out things...like how to get ahold of a few bed bugs.
thechocmaster
The golden rule
CurbYourClassWar
Im constantly amazed how many people don't realize this, especially those with far more to lose than the dude one paycheck away from crazy
patbinns0
The landlord is a cockroach.
Jjeath
/a/tRLd52Z
PickledDundersnoot
I want water. With sugar.
Justaguy85
Live ones?
HoochIsCrazzy
landlords house looks nice
GingerLaird
Be a shame if someone infested it with roaches and other bugs that cause a plethora of foundation and structural issues.
sourpatchkiller78
Well that house probably has professonial pest control. These renters should just h- oh wait.
mikey0hn0
Snowpossum
I was honestly expecting something larger.
bags1988
Be a shame if it got infested with bedbug, roaches, and rats...
Foire
WhatsHerDick
Quite. Lots of lead in the air these days, puts holes in the lungs. He best stay inside.
Splittmark
You see it's actually normal. But alot can't have that
CoolioStallone
They should cut a hole in the floor and... oh wait.
BarryTheCyborg
And flammable
AtlasMorrow
Pump the breaks there, Barry
NaughtButOne
Nah. Just remember to barricade the doors first.
OneFun
And infestable with roaches.
BarryTheCyborg
Wait, hear me out. Bedbugs. Then they have to burn their own house down
TheRealFireFrenzy
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MatrimBloodyCauthon
C...can we drop them in Mitch McConnel's window
KommSusserTod
God, fuck bedbugs. I'd rather have a roach infestation.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
I... I saw that episode somewhere. Two rival mattress chains... One feud, I can't remember where.