True Stories of a Lingerie Fitter pt. I don't Remember I think 8

May 22, 2014 8:56 PM

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Sorry it took so long. Here ya goooooo!

So I'm working one day, and there's this little shit kid running around the whole store. Knocking shit over, messing up folds, being a little twit basically.
And I keep staring daggers at his dad, who is fumbling through lingerie trying to find something for his wife, and I feel kinda bad for the guy. Because 1. He's clueless and 2. He obviously HAD to bring the little shit with him and he's just trying to get in and get out. But it was also kind of annoying because he was old enough to know better; like preteen/young teen.
So then the kid does something he's REALLY not supposed to do, and starts messing with the mannequins. The ones we had at our store were VERY expensive (idfk why) and can break pretty easy if you don't know what you're doing when you handle them.
So he starts messing with the panties on the mannequin, pulling them down and being immature (which I guess is expected because he was probably like 13), when this woman who was shopping nearby kind of does the "AHEM" cough at his dad. Like, "C'mon idiot, your kid is being a douche."

So then the dad just stops and says "It's okay, that's probably the only time he's going to get to touch panties. Let him dream."
And then the kid turned beat red and went and sat in a chair. Didn't move again until they left.

*disclaimer* It was pretty obvious that jokes like that were usual in their relationship, so don't go bein' like "yeah shaming kids is cool" blah blah blah Tumblr blah blah.

Dad's buying lingerie. Of COURSE he's trying to get in and get out... and get in... and out, and in, and out...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I seem to have missed the first parts of this series, I must go back and find them!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And suddenly, the problem with the kid was solved

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least the kid's old enough to get the joke

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't give a shit

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

"...because I'm killing him when we get home." amiright?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best part of the story: "yeah shaming kids is cool" blah blah blah Tumblr blah blah.

12 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

PS - beet red*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

http://imgur.com/r532kof

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

I wish I could upvote you more than once. Trolldad always splits my sides.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay you are back!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

discipline though verbal shaming - a crucial parenting skill.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh Troll Dad was "just trying to get in and get out" alright.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL, douchebag dads have douchebag sons.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

In your situation, I would've probably asked the kid his lingerie size. He'd probably either go quiet or buy something nice for himself :).

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you feel better then? I know that would of made me hate the dad less!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a lingerie fitter, do see...you know...a lot of of boobs?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well Sherlock may be needed to figure that one out

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh Hey usersub!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have to get creative to keep kids from being shits these days

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvote for the front page train

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Parenting Level: Dad

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My dad said the same thing about me! Jokes on him, I can go into lingerie shops and touch panties any time I want to! Fuck yeah, adulthood!

12 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Nobody can tell me no o.o WHO TRUSTED ME WITH THIS KIND OF POWER

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Glad to have you back OP!(:

12 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

:)

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Imgur celeb, but once you're stories run out you'll be a commoner like one of us. ONE OF US!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But did he but something wonderful for his wife?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I remember correctly, yes he did. I believe it was a nice lacey teddy.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just hand the kid a catalog, that'll shut him up.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

oh that works. source: me

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

damn enter wanted to add: it still works for me at 20.

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