InformativeWalrus
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Apr 21, 2017 6:08 PM
InformativeWalrus
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RatoMolhado
I can see no downright in the condition for invisibility. In fact, that's what I was thinking when thought of that power...
squirtlemacturtle2
The power to instantly duplicate/multiply any object
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
All duplicates squeeze out your penis
juliovonmatterhorn
but duplicates all smell bad
Rixunie
The ability to control the multiverse with a mere thought
Gasass
Negative Imgur points in every universe
aintgottimeforyou
Only when thinking about how there should be more squirrels in the world.
Rixunie
BUT THERE SHOULD BE MORE SQUIRRELS.
Gasass
Power of flight
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
Only while twisting your own nipples
juliovonmatterhorn
Only when onboard vehicles
Kitsuryu
Flying bike for the win? Flying scateboard
Kitsuryu
Flying camel? If in the desert and stretch the word vehicle
Kitsuryu
Mind Control
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
Only when sucking your big toe
jkloop
Only works on Walmart employees
icouldbereadingabook
Only for kangaroos.
Kitsuryu
Did you know kangaroos can jump 30 feet?
RatoMolhado
A kangaroo army is something frightening.
Kitsuryu
YOU WOT M8
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
Regenerative abilities
tpgreyknight
in bed
BadBoldBigNosedBiblicalBrother
Pain is amplified one hundred fold
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
That just makes it kinkier
BeerOrCoffee
But only to self-inflicted wounds.
HateCamel
Dude that would be so bad ass. Someone cuts you, stare them in the face and cut yourself deeper. There's a movie there.
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
Oh that is a good one
HateCamel
Progressively regenerates body parts back smaller each time
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
......baby hands!!!!!
HateCamel