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Man Tax: Artur Loganov
To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true. -H.L. Mencken, writer, editor, and critic (1880-1956)
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. For the couple people that have said I'm "scamming" people, I only get SNAP, so this money goes to things like TP, shampoo, laundry detergent, etc
drduffer
#6 First of all, I want to hire that roofer. Second, this is the clip that made me upvote this post. ⬆️
Sageypie
#6 OUR HOUSE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEA
OUR HOUSE
IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR-
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#3 punk af
crazyspelling
#23 meth-heads out there stripping this shed for Legos instead of copper.
drduffer
#8 If the Muppets were produced by Weird Al Yankovich.
throwawayaccount321
#23 must be nice to be rich
EverNotRelevant
#26 I'd lick frosting off his abs. Especially if he made it himself...
Username62611
Is he like, a famous dessert chef or - oh. Nope, I got it. No need to explain.
ReverseSyzygy
#12 Beginner cat stuck in the key of C?
C is for cat, I guess?
Hahahalll
#6 Can't live there, mate.
dronir
#6 Our house, in the middle of the sea
NemoPseudonymWuzHere
#10 That deescalated nicely.
KnockedArrow90
#6 The sequel to the beloved pixar film "Up". Coming this fall.
"Down"
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
#4 chug goes hard in the paint
wadatahmydamie
#6 “Our House, in the middle of our fleet”
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
Maybe it was built by Tesla. I understand they have the power to cross small bodies of water.
SalmonTheWise
Can't park there, mate
DrSharkbite
wadatahmydamie
For funsies, when you hear that song, tell the person next to you “Oh, Reel Big Fish, I haven’t heard them in forever!”
If you keep a straight face, they’ll correct you and then you can kick them down a well
NemoPseudonymWuzHere
This.
Is.
🆆🅰🅵🅵🅻🅴 🅷🅾🆄🆂🅴!
VerySunBurned
#9 I went to art school and did a lot of drugs. They do not make you more creative. They make you think you're more creative. But you're wrong.
Username62611
Oh man, but wouldn't it be cool if I wasn't?
Snuggelapolous
There are alot of amazing artists who did lots of drugs. Granted, most of them died early in life.
sentientbunnysuit1
#6 The gritty live action reboot of Up.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
D(r)own
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
#22 that's not the face of the president that poops...
Username62611
every president poops. Even presidents poop. Everybody poops.
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
But some take their pants off first. And have general control over this.
Username62611
True. Not everyone though. It's kind of a horrible thing to mock someone for, now that I think about it. I hope all these memes about Trump haven't made incontinent people even more ashamed of their disability than they already are.
BastardMan1977
#24 I want to be part of this gang
textilelover
This is what we want to see 'boys being boys' mean! It's adorable.
Juttypants
#5 he made that nice lady cry, what a jerk
Username62611
Made me cry, too
ironymus
#14 is also one of the reasons why girls always go in a pair to the Toilet. The other reason is this:
J3lek
"God dammit, Chug!" I still say this from time to time. Fucking classic.
Anfalicious
Chug loves some motherfuckin' MILK!
ElPietroLoco
Well, you can't name a cow Chug and then expect them to stop chugging 🤷♂️
Ghnhx
#6 Houseboat
spict
Can't park there, mate.
SpeedbumpNZ
#24 Looks incredible. Where do I sign up?
zelda633000
Start your own gang of hot wheelers!! :-)
BeardedWonder82
I’d put LEDs all over mine
PapaJoeNH
#18 I came here for an argument
Username62611
No you didn't
PapaJoeNH
Yes I did
nlmaya
#11 do we even want to know what the actual f is going on here?
Grevling89
Poverty, systemic displacement of educational resources and a society not yet relieved from its foundation of slavery?
MemeMuseumCurator
it looks like the one lady fell from her wheelchair trying to get in the car and the other lady is helping, not sure what's going on with aggro baby
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
#5 what a horrible thought that the sweet lady then has to find out that it was all a set up and a creep has been filming her for claut.
Username62611
I'm sure it's not clout-chasing. It's probably just aura-farming.
TeriyakiBuzz
#8 "Numbers" by Psychostick
NemoPseudonymWuzHere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es
MrReallyObvious
Did that women give him a bite of her sandwich??
shutupthisisreal
yeah she's perfect
Feralkyn
The fact this doesn't have the Pirates of the Caribbean theme overlaid is a disappointment from which I will never recover
jherazob
Be the change you wish to see in the world
mafiacarstarter
mafiacarstarter
For the music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzkAD8LAyzA
InfocalypseRising
#1 No, but having been both very fit and kinda fat, people are WAY nicer to you when you're fit. Like, it's kind of shocking how different it is.
CheeseB0t
Since getting fit I've definitely noticed that.
benlepus
I have been fit and chubby. People liked me more when was chubby- they would assume I was nice and harmless ( I am ) , now that I am leaner people tell me things like they thought I was scary or mean until they talked to me ?!? Bonus - ditto people assuming I am smart/dumb . Chubby ladies are nice and smart, lean ladies are mean and dumb… I guess .
Anfalicious
Chubby ladies have chocolate and books, fit ladies have gym and protein shakes. I'm not even sure if this one is necessarily even gendered. Im definitely happier and smarter with the former.
Feralkyn
These (admittedly tiny sample size) replies and this comment make me wonder if it's based on individual looks.
IupvoteAussies
I'm one of the replies and just want to clarify that you absolutely get treated better when you're skinny. I was just pointing out in my other comment that anecdotally I get treated better as a fat chick than I did when I was only slightly overweight, but skinny was the best treatment by far
Feralkyn
Gotcha, ty! I DID misunderstand that
IupvoteAussies
Having been normal sized, kinda overweight, and very fat, they're the worst when you're just a little bit above normal. My life is so much better being properly fat than just a little bit chubby
Username62611
Maybe it's like, at a little chubby you might be seen by creeps as an easy target, vulnerable to "negging", whereas now you're not seen by those types as a target at all? Like a shallow douche repellent.
IupvoteAussies
I think that's likely, thankful for it regardless