But why has the rum gone?

Aug 20, 2016 2:59 PM

funny

Perhaps they meant parrot.

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I just care about the booty… #AssPirate

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It's like saying, a good Nazi never discriminates

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As a pirate they do not understand the code

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Well more like guidelines really

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Actually... Come to think of it... There is no code!

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Pirates actually had strict rules about shares of the plunder

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But they get that plunder by taking other people's property.

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Only after killing and raping everyone. I mean, you don't have any use for your stuff if your dead, right?

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That's ridiculous. They didn't rape everyone.

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OK then, killing and raping for some. Tiny Jolly Rodger flags for everyone else.

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