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Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend, and I choose the Monty Python and the Holy Grail. By the way, I totally fell for the subtitles at the beginning... "Whats that?! How do I turn it off?! Aaaaaaaaah.... hahahahaha".
If anyone is curious the book Ready Player One was what finnaly pushed me over to "I must see it now".
bananaslippers
He's got two halves of coconut, and he's hanging them together!
JeffWiggum
diggertydigdig
Huge tracts of land
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
Jabberwocky and Life of Brian next
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Only 4? 'Tis but a scratch...
illinus
That is an abysmally bad use of commas.
spattr
Why not visit Norway?
Rotflol
https://xkcd.com/1053/
TyranusTheSaurus
Bet you're gay.
TyranusTheSaurus
Downvote person didn't get the reference.
Burke616
My sister was bitten by a moose once.
firewrench
Well I didn't vote for you!
spattr
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away
FEMAcampsarereal
RUN AWAY!
CryoSleeping
Ready player one is a good book. I was born in the 90s. I wish I got all the references...
lobstasalad9095
But I'm not dead yet... oh get in the cart you're not fooling anyone..... I'm feeling better!!!!
AWanderingMage
Watching month python is Never lost time
FEMAcampsarereal
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
TSteeeves
Possibly the best film ever made
whydotheycometometodie
and now... Time for something completely different.
phonecallformisterhorrible
UrsaUrsa
The Colonel <3
sheshazelnuts
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals...
pdbravo
Fun fact. Those weren't real horses. Not many people know that.
Greytrek90
Except the guards on the first castle's walls... Is it me, or is it that much funnier when everyone IN the movie knew they were fake?
GolFoehammer
after 20, you start finding all of the various "easter eggs" in various scenes. I won't spoil them for you.
PrivateIsotope
Lancelot running toward the castle but staying in the same spot is the funniest thing in the whole movie. Fight me.
Fir3will
Tis' but a scratch.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
You should watch Brazil, and the original Monty Python's Flying Circus episodes.
zellar2020
It's just a flesh wound!
IconicM
Not as funny as the peril of Castle Anthrax! I mean, at least a little peril. (Bet you're gay!)
Dadjokesover9000
She turned me into a newt!
IThoughtWhatIdDoWasIdPretendIWasOneOfThoseDeafMutes
A newt?!
bananaslippers
Haha and then all of a sudden he's just at the castle slaughtering everyone
DrOsmium
Don't forget that laugh he does just before. "Haha!"
buttholette
It is indeed very hilarious
yourfathersmelledofelderberries
It's not though...
TheFunkyCodingMonkey
Ni
MegatronSays
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with, A HERRING! *ominous noises*
phann
No, the DVD extra with the karaoke version of Pie Jesu Domine is. :P
azazyel
I had it on LP back in the day. Used to listen to it all the time
ShortCircuit908
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/monty_python.jpg
somedudedude
Hand me The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
aCheekyFingerUpTheBum
Three is the number of times thou must watch. Not 4 nor 2 unless thou proceedeth to 3. Five is right out
Fir3will
Tis' but a scratch.
OliverClothesoff70
Is that a reference to The Holy Handgrenade of Antioch?
Whitejack
Right. 1..2..5!
NipplesTheEnchiIada
3, sir.
buttholette
THREE!
MatrimBloodyCauthon
*slow motion hand grenade flying towards wee bunny rabbit*
buttholette
*with heavenly choir singing*
bananaslippers
This line always does if for me haha. Gonna watch this right now.
kitakitzune
did you watch life of brian? i watched it around 80 times...
ineverwantedtodothis
I start crying and laughing right after the opening scene
youdontknowmeormydog
Way better than the holy grail
ImTryingToThinkOfAUsername101
Blasphemy!
spattr
It has a real ending. More real than Holy Grail. The Holy Grail ending was likely much funnier in the writing than it was in execution.
TheNameThat
I haven't seen that, I shall google it!
Totsmacgee
The biggus dickus part was great. I had a wheezing old man laugh going.
UrsaUrsa
I always lose it at the Roman grammar scene (ROMANES EUNT DOMUS) and the stoning scene... Or and John Cleese scene, really... :D
RavenInFlyte4ever
Your father's name was Gluteus Maximus!
damnyuoautocorrect
I have seen every monty python in conception multiple times but never life of brian. So sad.
UrsaUrsa
Do yourself a big favour and watch it :)
Feags
You can never watch anything they did too much.
PudgyPinkiePie
Welllll...
MarieLuneHB
Ni!
youdontknowmeormydog
Except meaning of life, that was shit
NipplesTheEnchiIada
Sounds like you need to look on the bright side of life.
Bluedrift
OLD WOMAN!
ironm8nvoyage
Man!
Bluedrift
Man, sorry! Who lives in that castle?
GolFoehammer
Man
Bluedrift
Man, sorry! Who lives in that castle?
ironm8nvoyage
Sorry, didn't see this before I replied