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I totally never thought this could happen in real life. But there i was... drunk as shit, and this happend.
Aug 10, 2013 3:06 AM
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brintron
What the honest fuck
WombatMotherfuckerDoYouSpeakIt
Wow, when I was drunk as fuck I just asked someone out and she said yes. I'm happy that your version did not happen to me.
redunkulousbeans
tldr
atari5200
"Thanks for thinking of me"
rohanm
I'm trying to imagine how awkward it will be when you see her. You deserve a spanking. But from the looks of the texts, you may enjoy it.
AngelleCake
He knew *exactly* whom he texting.
Bejita463
That phone's screen is gigantic.
PastaIsLife
If you look closely you can see the seams
zedd
And that's the story of why I moved to Uzbekibekistan
PastaIsLife
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down, And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
jenoftheglen
I understand drunk as a skunk, but how do you not notice the FIRST time she tells you that you are drunk texting the wrong person?
argalis
a) my phone was on silent and b) i was concentrating REALLY hard on typing.
argalis
blew me away too when i saw that message the next morning