Nov 18, 2016 7:46 AM
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cebre
Lol what is this threat on dps?
Rytam
is this a WoW thing?
somedeepshitgoeshere
As a Star wars the old Republic player: What
zok72
Seduce after killing adds, something is in the wrong order here buddy!
Rasdwatrium
I wish it had more pixels so I could read it though.
barnwolf
Or as my healers used to say: "Don't stand in stupid" They also said something like "you can't heal stupid", but I was dead so who cares.
jewsruntheworld
Leveling as a Mage is the fucking worst... Everyone dies before you get that fireball off...
Zeth0
I am so glad I never got into WoW...
triplemax
Are you Leroy Jenkins? Attack!
Solvanderlyn
Where's the "call tank shitty after one wipe" for DPS and "yell HEAL ME YOU ASSHOLE" for tanks?
PaulyParker
nattyd20
LEEEEERRRROOOOY JEEEEEEEENNNNKINSSSSS
Whatevenisrelevant
i was playing a PnP, and Im not a DPS guy or anything, but my entire team got whooped and I one shotted the boss...
vivimonsterr
Hey some puddles of poop you need to stand in, like the puddles in Xavius when killing adds in Phase 2 if you're in the dream simulator.
NotErichHartmann
I mean it's mostly unrealiable anyway. It's funny but ultimately irrelevant. A lot of adds needs to be ignored/not priotitized.
FoxyEllie
no no, those are puddles of mountain dew.
x0rawr0x
wish there was a higher resolution version
bobislost
I wish DPS would interrupt
CrissCross35
The kill all adds thingy really depends on the situation. Instead of blindly following this, read and watch tactics before joining the raid.
BlubotRobot
DapperPig33
LEEEEEERRRRRROOOOYYYYYYY JEEEEENNNNNKIIIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS
aluriilol
Don't forget about the casual 3% tank death and your brand new rogue tank!
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
DON'T STAND IN THE FIRE OR THE GREEN STUFF!!!!
LemonMorang
You forgot "22222222222222222222322222222222222222224222222222222222222222322222222222222222222222222"
brinstarr
I had to seriously pause and think "Who or what is a DAVID SHAMAN?" for far too long
PrettySoldierSailorMoon
Nice! This will help newbies (like myself) who are new to raiding.
projectryn108
Pretty accurate for ff14 as well
for the healer chart, though, it's pretty expected to use your extra time at the end to cleric stance and toss the deeps instead of dance.
anthaneezy
To be honest, just do what everyone else in your class is doing. You're likely not MT not Heals anyways. DPS and stand the same stuff/place.
ACEPILOT666
Also join a progression guild. I join Amok and uts been a blast learning as i go along and help i get is great
flowseeker
Always kill the adds first!
KakAlakin
This. As a support player nothing worse than being over run by adds everyone else is ignoring.
For real. On my healer I have /yell ADDS macro'd specifically for this.
SpyrusCogwheel
Aahh crowd control old friend.
damnyuoautocorrect
I got yelled at and killed by a healer who said I pulled aggo when I SO didn't and it really pissed me off and I have no life.
ryanmason
I don't know what this means.
Iwanttobangthatbabe
Ditto
danzaimon
It's basically sports, but online.
SquidJesus
I would if I could read it.
Tivers
World of Warcraft shit
Ketheres
Can be adapted to other MMORPGs as well.
Markuspsyches
Missing a few roles like Support Buffs, and designated puller to bring the group mobs to kill.
Givemeabreak432
Most modern MMOs. WoW didn't create the holy Trinity.
Cryolith
There is nothing in here about DPS pulling the mobs and yelling at heals. Or tanks running out of LOS and whinging. Isn't that the norm?
cloudandtrains
an unwritten rule that is essential to every online game.
If you're pugging a group that's the norm, like LFR (aka looking for retards). normal guild group, usually no, unless it's casual.
Ammastaro
Well of course it isn't. These are basic tactics, what you're describing are expert tactics.
astraali
There's also nothing about tank(s) leaking and getting healer(s) killed, and then complaining when wiped
Ah. Neglected that also.
WrathCore696
As a tank for 7 years in every game that i can be a tank. Healers would also focus on their fav dps or their buddy
Jagadid
As a healer in every game I can be I call bullshit. But my best buddy usually is the tank. Or a really tanky dps that aggro better'n'tank
Tigergurke
I prioritise the tank when I'm healing and heal dps if necessary. Unless a dps constantly pulls stuff. He doesn't get healed until he learns
Thanks to addons i can see who gets most heals on the party and kick both. Tanks have so many cooldowns they can use. So we need to save som
TheFinalDoctor
it's clear this post has a pro-tank bias...as a healer, fucking go where I tell you or die
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Or tanks that consistently lose aggro to DPS, and still manage to die somehow anyway.
Rogahar
"lol forgot shield oath"
Or my personal favorite- "I thought Endure Pain was a heal"
Armored0Titan0
This shit is why I don't do group stuff. I don't care enough to read what all my skills do.
Everyone has to learn it somehow, my point is against people trying to progression raid without any clue what the fuck they're doing.
footfoe
Healing is wrong. Don't dance when bored. Dps
SomethingWittyIDK
I would always run up and staff melee with the priest
shiniliz
DISC Priest <3
Racealistic
/dance
Kangarou
When mana is precious, wasting any on a quick shadow word pain isn't worth it. Try telling the tank "sorry, spent it trying to attack."
Not in WoW. If you're a healer and you're not DPS'ing in healing downtime, you're doing it wrong. Doesn't matter if you do or not in NM/HC.
xelihope
WoW specifically, almost all healers have a mana-free dps mechanic. Like priests. Smite is free to cast now, and can give you healing procs.
missmalice
Depends on the game, but I almost never DPS because I'm healing not only the tank but majority of the party too.
Ricepen
Most dps abilites are free/have very low mana cost these days.
Hetuni
Mage here, what's "OOM?" It's never happened to me before
lichesaintnothingbutspellsandtricks
If you build it right and manage your mana, you should never truly be OOM.
AlphaWHH
Well mistakes do happen. Also if you are healing a squishier group oom might not be a choice. It might not always be you. But I agree w/you
Fair enough, I'll concede the point. I remember when DEF cap was a thing and tanks would lie about it and get Crit...
ContinuallySenseless
We have a casual, fairly large WoW guild. Afew times we've had 30man raid with 2-4 ranged dps... Hellish to heal on movement/ shit on the ->
ground fights... But you work with what you get :)
Depends on the game. In final fantasy 14, for example, a lot of raid encounters are designed to make the healers optimize their healing(1)
and then use the extra mana and time gained from that optimization to get a bit of damage in. An optimized healer can often manage to (2)
squeeze an extra ~500 raid dps while still doing their job, or about 1/4 to 1/3 of an extra dps. (3/3)
Kayayayaya
It's true. My static WHM just hit the accuracy cap for A12S and has been going HAM in Alex Savage lol
cebre
Lol what is this threat on dps?
Rytam
is this a WoW thing?
somedeepshitgoeshere
As a Star wars the old Republic player: What
zok72
Seduce after killing adds, something is in the wrong order here buddy!
Rasdwatrium
I wish it had more pixels so I could read it though.
barnwolf
Or as my healers used to say: "Don't stand in stupid" They also said something like "you can't heal stupid", but I was dead so who cares.
jewsruntheworld
Leveling as a Mage is the fucking worst... Everyone dies before you get that fireball off...
Zeth0
I am so glad I never got into WoW...
triplemax
Are you Leroy Jenkins? Attack!
Solvanderlyn
Where's the "call tank shitty after one wipe" for DPS and "yell HEAL ME YOU ASSHOLE" for tanks?
PaulyParker
nattyd20
LEEEEERRRROOOOY JEEEEEEEENNNNKINSSSSS
Whatevenisrelevant
i was playing a PnP, and Im not a DPS guy or anything, but my entire team got whooped and I one shotted the boss...
vivimonsterr
Hey some puddles of poop you need to stand in, like the puddles in Xavius when killing adds in Phase 2 if you're in the dream simulator.
NotErichHartmann
I mean it's mostly unrealiable anyway. It's funny but ultimately irrelevant. A lot of adds needs to be ignored/not priotitized.
FoxyEllie
no no, those are puddles of mountain dew.
x0rawr0x
wish there was a higher resolution version
bobislost
I wish DPS would interrupt
CrissCross35
The kill all adds thingy really depends on the situation. Instead of blindly following this, read and watch tactics before joining the raid.
BlubotRobot
DapperPig33
LEEEEEERRRRRROOOOYYYYYYY JEEEEENNNNNKIIIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS
aluriilol
Don't forget about the casual 3% tank death and your brand new rogue tank!
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
DON'T STAND IN THE FIRE OR THE GREEN STUFF!!!!
LemonMorang
You forgot "22222222222222222222322222222222222222224222222222222222222222322222222222222222222222222"
brinstarr
I had to seriously pause and think "Who or what is a DAVID SHAMAN?" for far too long
PrettySoldierSailorMoon
Nice! This will help newbies (like myself) who are new to raiding.
projectryn108
Pretty accurate for ff14 as well
FoxyEllie
for the healer chart, though, it's pretty expected to use your extra time at the end to cleric stance and toss the deeps instead of dance.
anthaneezy
To be honest, just do what everyone else in your class is doing. You're likely not MT not Heals anyways. DPS and stand the same stuff/place.
ACEPILOT666
Also join a progression guild. I join Amok and uts been a blast learning as i go along and help i get is great
flowseeker
Always kill the adds first!
KakAlakin
This. As a support player nothing worse than being over run by adds everyone else is ignoring.
flowseeker
For real. On my healer I have /yell ADDS macro'd specifically for this.
SpyrusCogwheel
Aahh crowd control old friend.
damnyuoautocorrect
I got yelled at and killed by a healer who said I pulled aggo when I SO didn't and it really pissed me off and I have no life.
ryanmason
I don't know what this means.
Iwanttobangthatbabe
Ditto
danzaimon
It's basically sports, but online.
SquidJesus
I would if I could read it.
Tivers
World of Warcraft shit
Ketheres
Can be adapted to other MMORPGs as well.
Markuspsyches
Missing a few roles like Support Buffs, and designated puller to bring the group mobs to kill.
Givemeabreak432
Most modern MMOs. WoW didn't create the holy Trinity.
Cryolith
There is nothing in here about DPS pulling the mobs and yelling at heals. Or tanks running out of LOS and whinging. Isn't that the norm?
cloudandtrains
an unwritten rule that is essential to every online game.
vivimonsterr
If you're pugging a group that's the norm, like LFR (aka looking for retards). normal guild group, usually no, unless it's casual.
Ammastaro
Well of course it isn't. These are basic tactics, what you're describing are expert tactics.
astraali
There's also nothing about tank(s) leaking and getting healer(s) killed, and then complaining when wiped
Cryolith
Ah. Neglected that also.
WrathCore696
As a tank for 7 years in every game that i can be a tank. Healers would also focus on their fav dps or their buddy
Jagadid
As a healer in every game I can be I call bullshit. But my best buddy usually is the tank. Or a really tanky dps that aggro better'n'tank
Tigergurke
I prioritise the tank when I'm healing and heal dps if necessary. Unless a dps constantly pulls stuff. He doesn't get healed until he learns
WrathCore696
Thanks to addons i can see who gets most heals on the party and kick both. Tanks have so many cooldowns they can use. So we need to save som
TheFinalDoctor
it's clear this post has a pro-tank bias...as a healer, fucking go where I tell you or die
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Or tanks that consistently lose aggro to DPS, and still manage to die somehow anyway.
Rogahar
"lol forgot shield oath"
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Or my personal favorite- "I thought Endure Pain was a heal"
Armored0Titan0
This shit is why I don't do group stuff. I don't care enough to read what all my skills do.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Everyone has to learn it somehow, my point is against people trying to progression raid without any clue what the fuck they're doing.
footfoe
Healing is wrong. Don't dance when bored. Dps
SomethingWittyIDK
I would always run up and staff melee with the priest
shiniliz
DISC Priest <3
Racealistic
/dance
Kangarou
When mana is precious, wasting any on a quick shadow word pain isn't worth it. Try telling the tank "sorry, spent it trying to attack."
NotErichHartmann
Not in WoW. If you're a healer and you're not DPS'ing in healing downtime, you're doing it wrong. Doesn't matter if you do or not in NM/HC.
xelihope
WoW specifically, almost all healers have a mana-free dps mechanic. Like priests. Smite is free to cast now, and can give you healing procs.
missmalice
Depends on the game, but I almost never DPS because I'm healing not only the tank but majority of the party too.
Ricepen
Most dps abilites are free/have very low mana cost these days.
Hetuni
Mage here, what's "OOM?" It's never happened to me before
lichesaintnothingbutspellsandtricks
If you build it right and manage your mana, you should never truly be OOM.
AlphaWHH
Well mistakes do happen. Also if you are healing a squishier group oom might not be a choice. It might not always be you. But I agree w/you
lichesaintnothingbutspellsandtricks
Fair enough, I'll concede the point. I remember when DEF cap was a thing and tanks would lie about it and get Crit...
ContinuallySenseless
We have a casual, fairly large WoW guild. Afew times we've had 30man raid with 2-4 ranged dps... Hellish to heal on movement/ shit on the ->
ContinuallySenseless
ground fights... But you work with what you get :)
FoxyEllie
Depends on the game. In final fantasy 14, for example, a lot of raid encounters are designed to make the healers optimize their healing(1)
FoxyEllie
and then use the extra mana and time gained from that optimization to get a bit of damage in. An optimized healer can often manage to (2)
FoxyEllie
squeeze an extra ~500 raid dps while still doing their job, or about 1/4 to 1/3 of an extra dps. (3/3)
Kayayayaya
It's true. My static WHM just hit the accuracy cap for A12S and has been going HAM in Alex Savage lol