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Mar 24, 2015 11:05 AM
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Blaperman
Favorited at mii mario
AshaClam17
I like how we just act like that is a normal thing to say.
Gulleko
I have the exact same self esteem issue.
SteakAndMoreSteak
SoupCupBamBam
I read it as tumblr posts I came to...I was disappointed.
Zaayl
Theres a Walla Walla in the US as well, in Washington state, so its "Walla Walla Washington"
Carpedicks
They have the best onions
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
#1 #5 #11 #13
FrankJ7
Now am I done, or can't I even..? mmmh..
CoolSnackChris
Did you just? I'm so done, I just can't even because your comment game is on point
Ryco1025
I'm adulting all over the place!
terranfox
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
kidsencyclopedia
I just adulted in my pants
Equreuil
the one about raising a child... I have had to take mouse pads away from my son.
WF92
Australia just seems like a mythical land of deathtraps and odd names.
GREATEASYPIES
+1 for not being the same 20 fucking pictures as every other "best of tumblr"
quitjerkingoff
Or even having 20 images from tumblr
HomelessToddler
The hamster banana one. If a tramp stamp is a lower back tattoo on a girl, is a lower front tattoo on a guy called a Champ Stamp?
gooseduckbutt
Nope, still tramp stamp. Tramp is an equal opportunity word.
cameragirlsp
Will Smith... I am afraid...
CosmicRadiance
Captainbanjo
For my fellow Irish folk http://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/CSfPBPt.jpg
ThisMayBeMyLastPost
#1. http://imgur.com/wgUotKF
ZAHRAN99
#3 is so fucking accurate it hurts!!
WowSoSparkly
A lot of ladies have issues with their angry uterus, mine has always been pretty chill except maybe for once or twice. Thanks, uterus-bro!
alexicanz
Unless you're actually trying to get pregnant, which is more like your uterus saying LOLOLOL YOU AINT PREGNANT STUPID
Kpizza96
Hey im not sure if it works for everyone but when my period starts I take a vitamin B supplement, it tones the pain down by a lot
AdmJota
Literally, I assume.
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Not what I would call a fun post though..
raviolihummingbird
http://www.kakadunationalparkaustralia.com/RAB/RAB_K240_Darwin_Sign_Kakadu.gif I literally can't even
DrOsmium
Doubly sure it's Australia because of the billboard with the crocodile.
JabbaThePizzaHutt
I was in Sydney on sunday, can confirm Woolloomooloo. There was even grafitti on a wall, proudly signed by the Woolloomooloo crew. We lol'd
impoverishedWASP
I don't know how Australia can take itself seriously. Maybe all the poisonous things are their way of compensating for the names.
Dinosaurwhatyoudidthere
As an aussie, these posts get tiresome because they are generally indigenous words that make sense for the area. UK guys didn't name them
xenoplus
I feel like the conversation to name this was between two guys and one was named jabiru, so the other was fed up and said humpty doo jabiru
adebisislittlehat
Really sorry to spoil your fun, they are two different places. Still very silly names, though...
TheDecentGatsby
How done are you?
q2grapple
300%
varsil
Instructions unclear: Called my wife a dirty dish rag. Got dick stuck in car door. Repeatedly.
gingermadness
Oh nein you didn't
HowIsThisNotTaken
decaprisun.
PurpleTigon
Fucking lost it man!
Hetzer
[Bold and Italic] Decaprisun
howcomethisisnottaken
I was gonna like your post, but then i looked at your name and for a second i thought I had posted the comment. ..upvote anyway
pineapplesinvinegar
In Irish language "D'ith cheapairi" (pronounced de capri) means "eats sandwiches"
outsidr
upvoted only for that one. Half of these have been in every tumblr collection.
jrau18
So has that one
maxicheese
Im sorry :) i just posted a compilation of stuff i once saved on my phone so when youre on imgur alot you probably saw them all haha
outsidr
Probably means I'm on here too much lmao
BeardyMcFace
#10
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Why do I just now see the penis on the RIGHT? To the science mobile.
Flame442
Tell me!
Flame442
Oh wait...
Janthran
i still don't get it
Flame442
The smaller guy would be like the hamster. The banana or dick is too big for his mouth
Janthran
ok thanks
BeardyMcFace
IPostJAV
http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbb7d9629454d88468c70803f86038dd/tumblr_myuqnxZ7gy1rcny7ko1_500.gif
Runway1R
Almost half of these aren't even tumblr posts
quitjerkingoff
That what I was thinking too.
maxicheese
I left the tumblr username shit out on a few, be cause the comments werent interesting.
MechaNinja
DragonOnSteroids
Isn't capsaicin the active ingredient in chilli...oh right..."high potency"
Gryphacus
It is, but it produces a soothing warming effect when put on skin, like icy-hot, but not icy. So, just hot. Obviously.
MrRandom314159
But can it help me see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
expandMYhorizons
I know what capsaicin is because of Orange Is The New Black.
SecundusNesos
Relieves pain associated with: ●Arthritis ●Strains ●Sprains ●Bruises ●Not winning an Oscar.
MechaNinja
I can't believe I didn't think of that. /hangs head in shame
compumasta
That cuts deep, man. Way deep.
admiralawesome4213
Thank you. Seriously. I was so disappointed when they didn't have this in the photo I was about to reshop it myself
JosefTheFritzl
That one about self esteem is like...reading my mind! I'm so much better than most people I meet, but I'm still a worthless load. :'(
NotAgainRichard
it might be Narcissistic Personality Disorder
AttractiveYoungFemale
I want to know more about that!
RetConMan
No way, I'm far too perfect to have a personality disorder!
AusPaws
Is that Celine Dion?
thierrydumais
take a kayak
theemosthappiee
The "i'm afraid email" never fails to make me snort, I'm easily pleased.
FantasySuicide
I honest to God snorted coffee out my nose.
NateRate22
Im sorry sir, but im afraid
NateRate22
that I hit enter too early
theemosthappiee
Ah here, have the upvotes. You've earned them!
shmoland
The men in #10 are Armond Rizzo and Austin Wolf, world-renowned archaeologists.
Ashbaa
alpoopy
I mean, they do like spelunking
buttermyarse
Yes, yes i definitely know these two from...archaeological footage.
IAmJonSnowAndIWearATinFoilHat
1.You lied to me *stares angrily* 2.I didn't know I needed to know their names until now.
teaandscones1337
Those are their names. And fuck you for making me look it up to find out.
IAmJonSnowAndIWearATinFoilHat
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh my
PizzaPizzington
and world-renowned homos I guess
AdmJota
I guess it's good to be respected in your field, whatever that field may be.
Shittyperson
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/comics-oglaf-curse-blow-job-621039.jpeg
addonexus13
I'm an archaeologist and I was so confused. Then I googled. Thanks -_- yea they really dig deep.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
That must be why (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) they dig each other so much.
fr3akp3n6uim
How could you? I haven't been this pleasantly surprised in some time! Thanks!
PhsikuKuak
Thanks to you I was able to discover that the little archaeologist would not choke on the banana, that's kind of a deception tough...
realandgay
I need to go to waaay more archaeology conventions. And homo conventions. #HappyHappyHomo
mattmansrus
Something something digging for bones
syllables
Oh, they're digging alright...
balthcat
Spelunking.
QuantumSupersexposition
unearthing wonders… from their pants. cuz they do it. in the butt. *weeeeeee*
tooks
I would let Austin Wolf excavate my dig site if you know what I mean
NikolaiRobertsen
Well, I don't. Can you explain it to me?
sendmethemdickpics
They did, like, an archaelogy video together? Just for science obviously
Antfarmz
What a....wha-what's the deal with women being called stuff one?
RandomImgurian
The punchline is "Look at me I'm so random! lol ^_^ ". But I suppose there are girls who do like being called those things.
Thekirisaki
Probably a joke on all the posts "Don't call women sexy, call them beautiful" etc
mikey1211
i think it's saying that women would prefer to be called any of the second list than any of the first. but i'm not 100%
shinybeetle
Ahhhh that makes some sense... I think...
mikey1211
i think what we can take away from all of this is that that was a very poor joke
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
I love when a guy calls me Samuel L Jackson. It shows he recognizes how fucking bad-ass I am.
Helow83
Motherfucking*
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
Dammit, I screwed that up.
thenakedchicken
we like to be...objectified *puts on shades
killerkungfuwolfbitch
How appropriate for a lamp
RaiXira
Well, if you're a broken chair... shall I examine your legs and seat?
thenakedchicken
Smoothly done *tips hat* m'lord
RaiXira
*bows, flourishing his cape* My thanks, m'lady. *offers you a dethorned rose*
PhilCollinsIsLegend
Do NOT send that to your girlfriend, mine got really mad at me for calling her a dirty dish rag xD
TheMonsterWithinYou
As a woman, in the heat of the moment I like to be called Slagathor.
MusicZombie
What about Shmebulok?
benjy847
Daves... Debbies... Slagathor... I'll be in my office
usernumber84
Ah, yes... The villain from "He-Man and the Masters of Philadelphia".
haterstotheleft
Yeah, see. I wanted to protest, but if someone greeted me like "Hey, Samuel L. Jackson!", we would be instant friends. So that's a thing.
AdoIfHitIer
As a man I fucking cringe whenever other men call their girlfriends 'bae'. It sounds so fucking stupid it's physically painful to hear.
Theatime
it is apparently an acronym for "Before Anyone Else" I never use it, but that's what I've been told.
maxicheese
ikr it's horrid
therogueduchess
I loathe "boo" just as much.
sweetbeatdown
My brother and his gf use this. Its so stupid, i thought they made it up.
conradfr
Unless they get caught sleeping a lot.
starvingpoet
*slippin
Irianne
I have no idea. But it reminded me of before my bf and I were dating, when he one time addressed me as Lava Lamp. When I asked why he [1/2]
Irianne
said "Cuz you're in [the place our friends hung out] so much you're basically part of the furniture, but still the best thing here." [2/2]
DroppingBearsOnTouristsSince1989
I can at least say I do not like being called babe. Makes me feel I'm being chatted up by a college frat boy or stoned Californian surfer.
ohhhmyyyGLOB
I find something sexy and personal about calling someone by their first name in a loving tone.
nobodyeverpaysmeingum
My boss and his wife call each other babe. but they hate each other so its super passive aggressive. now i cringe when anyone says it.
SwedishPrincess
I actually like it, but only if it's not used too much.
IMadeAnImgurAccountForThis
Oh, i LOVE it! Dunno why, it just makes me feel so... girly and little. Which I'm not, usually. So i take what i can get hahaha
SuuzQ
i cringe so hard when i hear any variation of baby.. 'babe' 'boo' etc.
Barman42
The only term of endearment I'm really comfortable with is "you", like saying "Hey, you." in an affectionate way. Babe is just eugh.
killerkungfuwolfbitch
I personally like cool guy in the same way
Barman42
I'd be totally down with cool guy.
buttermyarse
Or baby, I find that creepy. All pet names sound off it they don't start naturally and are forced.
WhimsicalCalamari
pet names and nicknames bother me so much. i honestly have a ton of trouble referring to most people as anything but their given name.
buttermyarse
I don't think my bf and i have any pet names, except from abbreviated and sometimes silly versions of our names. It just seems so unnatural!
popculturella
Ditto. I don't really know why, they just rub me the wrong way.
buttermyarse
Baby is definitely the worst. It makes me physically cringe. People who say that are likely into public displays of raping each others faces
Waxsmile
The joke is that all of his "girl friends" are really just inanimate objects. Similiar to someone calling their hand a gf.
ErogenousEnigma
I hate most pet names because I know they used the same pet name on their last dozen gfs. Rather hear my name if they can't be creative
maxicheese
Not sure myself either but as a woman i can confirm it being 90% true.
Atalung
is that why I got dumped? I always used "sweetie" quite often
Justinicus
Can confirm... wife loves being called Mr. Clean.
ElectronMagnifier
well broken chair we love you too
maxicheese
im glad you do
jurassicwalrus
Ahem, sup *looks at list* .. Lawrence Fishburne?
WhatsTheMatterOtter
hey there, lamp shade.
maxicheese
ohai
WhatsTheMatterOtter
Wanna go watch a Samuel L. Jackson movie in broken chairs?
maxicheese
always
Zodi
Quiet, lawnmower.
joshk98
As a man I am so confused
dinosaursarebadass
As a woman, I'm confused...
Deijii
As a woman I am too o.O I don't care if someone calls me "honey", maybe from a stranger then "babe/sexy" is weird but from a boyfriend np
TheBlackBear
As a fish: Glub.
Butterlumps
As a Black-crowned Central American Squirrel Monkey: ooh ooh aah aah.
MornieAlantie
guantanamobayxx
As a cat: Mlem.
WhatsHisFAYSE
As a lizard: lizard
SaintNewts
Is your name Harry?
Syrupdrizzler
As a syrup drizzler
Bowen92
I thought you were a bear?