When you can't afford a mid life crisis...

Feb 20, 2017 11:39 AM

Jaafool

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"Hey Carroll, check this out"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like a paint job like that would cost nearly as much as a new bike....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I ever have my photo plastered on a car can it be one without my gut showing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, I'm gonna say it, all you retired fuckers riding those tricycles around, you look stupid.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You've got to admit it though, that's pretty Smartᵀᴹ

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Ummm, the smart trademark isn't capitalized.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who the hell would put their legs up like that while riding?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

A challenger approaches;

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

FYI that's Antonio Garay, former American football player. He is 6'4" and 320lbs (193cm / 145 kg)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holland? Holland.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he couldn't make himself appear thinner?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No thats the genius of this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

guess he didn't want to.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if this is just a printed vinyl?

9 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 1

I'd say so

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Either it's vinyl or he spent more on a air brush job than a bike would cost.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Would probably be safer to be on the bike in the case of a crash

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

Yeah really

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

a smart is actually really safe (for the size)- thats why the driving sucks so much (I had one)

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Safety belts, airbags, Cash points. All cars have them. Plus minimum safety ratings exist for a reason. Safer than a motorcycle.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

a smart is actually really safe (for the size)- thats why the driving sucks so much (I had one)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Not even remotely

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0