I knew it

catprolly

Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die sayeth the shit house poet...not me of course, I just remember weird shit I'v

11 years ago |

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geekyisland

Everytime I point out something cute, my boyfriend just turns to me and goes "YOU'RE OVULATING"

11 years ago |

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MaxieMooo

Thats what I said and she told me to fuck off. They know Im onto them, thwyre trying to throw me off. But Im smarter than that.

11 years ago |

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KlaatuBaradaMumbleMumble

I can tell you why I get grumpy every 4 weeks, and it's not aliens. Lots of blood and pain. So it's Horror and not Sci-fi.

11 years ago |

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SouthernFriedGeorgian

I'm pretty sure I would get grumpy if my body did the same thing.

11 years ago |

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AFloridianThatAlwaysUpvotesCanada

"Thanks for being on my side, penis." -me.

11 years ago |

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