FatherUzzi
19592
148
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Hello ladies
Jun 12, 2015 1:24 PM
FatherUzzi
19592
148
7
TheRuggedProfessorNeckbeard
I'm pretty sure this was a joke. At least I hope it was.
fedmann
Little bit of cheese on the taco
WarmButteryCopPorn
Surely there are women out there who need sex daily too?? Surely! ...Anyone?
CreamChippedBeef
It's gonna take more than a lil yeast infection to stop me
wxldfxre
psh like i need a guide
gadgethackwrench
yeast infection. psh. never stopped me.
CreamChippedBeef
My username is relevant!
BisonMooseDuck
This was probably a legal text book in the 60's
nutellaluvr
Blue waffle.
yourekillinmesmallz
Dat titty grab tho
funkykitten
just really take a moment to appreciate her face
kingoflight
vagina bread
unicornfun
A MARITAL guide, not even a dating guide. Wow
IHurtPeopleForFun
In that era anything involving sex had to be called marital. People got arrested for having pictures of Betty Paige
HeyOP
It had to be a marital guide, because if it was a dating guide it wouldn't be published.
HeyOP
These are the not so terribly subtle lies much of society continues to tell each day, yet the youthful often believe they invented it.
DoMyNipplesLookBigInThis
I don't let a little yeast stop me. I just get it hot and watch it rise!
NetworkDude
My wife takes the simpler route and just says "no" without any explanation or reasoning, very efficient really, right to the point.
Shizane
Divorce her.
NetworkDude
legessi
I wonder how many "No's" does it take to completely give up asking? Curious because I'm down to asking about every other month or so...
NetworkDude
I managed to make it 3 months and some days without asking once, it's like a high score!
legessi
I would high five you, but with all the not sex happening, I know exactly where that hand has been.
TehCsar
This is a great comment. Praise be thee.
SubtleNonExistence
And then she'll get mad that you never initiate
legessi
"I want you to hit on me, only when I want you to hit on me, without any evidence from me that I want to be hit upon"
fantasihandikappad
This book is really needed, since women don't enjoy sex at all.
scepticpsycho
If you're female, poor you. If you're male I can point you a few books for you to learn. They enjoy it more than men do, 1/2
scepticpsycho
Been married for 13 years and my wife jumps me every chance she gets.
fantasihandikappad
Read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
Dildosmadeoffish
Glad hubby understands and respects the meaning of consent. Marriage license =/= no need for consent.
IHurtPeopleForFun
Or how bout just not be in a relationship if you don't want to have sex
Dildosmadeoffish
Okidoki dude, you go ahead and break up with your SO whenever you aren't in the mood/not healthy enough for sex/etc...
IHurtPeopleForFun
If you aren't in the mood so often you need a book...time to rethink your life choices
Dildosmadeoffish
I see where you are coming from. In that instance yes being in a relationship would be unfair to all involved.
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IHurtPeopleForFun
Yes....rethinking life choices