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Need friends like these ....
Only acceptable harmless punishment .
We are.
Absolute Legend For This !
Australians love a car number plate joke and this one is hard to beat !
Hope it enjoyed the meal.
Mosquitos the second I open my screen door ....
Don't mind if I do...
Goose deterrent ...
I’m sorry, my ladder people need me.
I need this in my life .
No ad. I'll make my own.
Nairobi, Kenya. What a view !
Pregnancy Test ...
Professional cheeseburger spinner.
Quality.
Mine are still pretty good too.
That's a pretty fascinating pair of scissors my man got.
The 1862' "mouse killer" mouse trap ...
The bike couldn't handle the aura !
There seemed to be a long queue and he couldn’t wait ...
Wendy's loves huh ???
The "Wurstbrötchenaushöhler". Yes.
Sane Clown Posse ...
Okaaaayyyyy ....
Twenty five years ...
chevymonster
#15 That *IS* impressive!
tsooji
#16 I saw one of their signs advertising for you to visit their sign and play with their tool a while back. Since then, I've just seen boring signs advertising their ugly ass barndos.
ivegotaflippingun
Wife is a sea park mime and the husband is a professional cheeseburger spinner. Their budget, 8 million.
Did I do that correctly?
d3jake
#4 Legend? Hero? WTF is this engagementbait nonsense?
Cosmicfisherman
#15 The Legend! Michael Rayner. Michaelrayner.com
AyatollahBahloni
#12 Yes, fuck capitalism.
Jaqdakloun
That IS a great view, we need rhinos to fuck more, don't we?
WhiskyBravo
#4 um, what?
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
rareunicornmeat
#10 my god, they can read!
Turbosword123
#2 I wish I could do that to so many people for so many of the stupid inconsiderate things they do.
copingcabana
#1
TomahawkJackson
#12 A lot of stuff you might be tempted to print with your 3D printer are kinda just...more junk stuff.
This is not one of those things. https://makerworld.com/en/models/2600485-digital-middle-finger-tap-card-wand#profileId-3232769
0RocketCat0
You could just make one out of cardboard.
stillnodog
This dude (@OP) is a certified asshole.
First video? #1 Sexist as fuck.
#4 idiotic
The rest? I don’t even care anymore.
Let’s report them and downvote
stillnodog
Oh. And ofc the “gay being a choice” stuff
HeadJamistan
#19 Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a shit about your kids.
timmargh
#22
TerribleBot
Paige.
NO.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
#1- would dump any man that put me through that.
Janivire
"Haha, they put his gf through a traumatic experience because its easier than just telling her we are hanging out"
Fuckin boomer ass humor
kimwimgoddess
Boomer? Those people are in their 40's.
SpammersAreScum
#2 You must unmute, for the *bonk*s.
0RocketCat0
But i want to know what he's saying! Can anyone translate?
contextisimportant
He knew what he did wrong as the only action was moving backwards.
zFUBARz
#16 many many years ago I studied architecture. We had a prof with a thick German accent, and he taught the class on steel frame construction. As this tiny little monopoly man of a professor spent 2 hours talking about the erection of rigid materials, thick posts, and so on, I nearly died. Like physically exhausted from barely holding in shuddering laughter the whole lecture. Eventually I assume he had to have know and was playing it up to fuck with me.
serleth
#4 nah that's not being a legend, that's just being a reckless asshole
TomahawkJackson
...ever driven up I-5 between Bakersfield and Tracy, and gotten stuck going 55 because one truck has their truck California limiter at 55 mph, and the other at 56?
I sure have.
The +1 mph pass takes *8 minutes and 55 seconds*, covers 8.3 miles / 13.3 km - meanwhile, 325 cars slow from 80 mph to 56 mph and stack up for *2.5 miles* behind the two trucks and that "rolling roadblock" jam takes *another* 13m to clear once the 56 mph truck moves back to the right lane.
0RocketCat0
Yeah, i've been there. That's life. Life is not an excuse to be a reckless asshole.
SinStar87
speed limit on most of i5 is 65 isn't it? regardless, pretty sure it's not 80 anywhere.
TomahawkJackson
It's 55 mph for trucks and 70 for cars for the last 30 years (December 1995).
Cars take the speed limit as a vague hand-wavy suggestion and 80 is common since it's "only 10 over".
Not as bad as I-95 north of Palm Beach (where "I-95" is mistaken for a speed limit sign, and FHP doesn't *really* care until you're above a buck-oh-five most days...since everyone is going that fast...) but it's pretty close.
serleth
Sooo, brake-checking a semi and potentially causing a highway fatality is okay because you're gonna be 21 minutes late to your camp site or whatever?
Doesn't fucking matter that the 55mph is ALSO in the wrong, it doesn't give you an excuse to be a reckless cunt and fuck around with people's lives.
Call the highway cops, let them handle it.
TomahawkJackson
Slowing from 57 mph to 54 mph in front of a semi going 56 mph is not "brake checking". That's a terrible strawman.
Should you drive on the shoulder to go around? No. It's illegal.
Do I 100% understand and support the guy (and it's GOT TO BE a guy) who did it? Yes.
Was it unsafe? In the grand scheme of things? Not really. A little, yeah, but not that much all things considered.
10001110101periodictablewithasantapieceofmind
Not worth dieing and taking someone with you, sorry
isetprettygirlsonfire
#24 Not really, I don't choose not to be gay, it's just the way I am. Just the same way people don't choose to be gay.
Omicron416
Same, so choose condoms!
zigbigidorlu
#15 Fast food
chevymonster
I'm really impressed by the unwrapping while spinning it!
YesPleaseSomeMore
#4 I don't understand who you are praising. If it's the car driver overtaking from the right and then brake checking the lorry, this is beyond insane and reckless
TerribleBot
Trucks, respect the rules please !
YesPleaseSomeMore
Drivers, don't think you're the ones that can enforce those rules, please
TerribleBot
That's obvious, but when no one respects the rules, this happens.
Truckers, don't give a bad example.
10001110101periodictablewithasantapieceofmind
Posters, dont glorify people puting others lives in danger for the sake of road rage
TerribleBot
So, I'll stop showing truckers, they're too dangerous.
TomahawkJackson
...ever driven up I-5 between Bakersfield and Tracy, and gotten stuck going 55 because one truck has their truck California limiter at 55 mph, and the other at 56?
I sure have.
The +1 mph pass takes *8 minutes and 55 seconds*, covers 8.3 miles / 13.3 km - meanwhile, 325 cars slow from 80 mph to 56 mph and stack up for *2.5 miles* behind the two trucks and that "rolling roadblock" jam takes *another* 13m to clear once the 56 mph truck moves back to the right lane.
10001110101periodictablewithasantapieceofmind
Shut up and drive safely please
0RocketCat0
Yeah, i've been there. That's life. Life is not an excuse to be a reckless asshole.
johnblood616
Daddy chill
SlayerOfGoat
#4 what an asshole. Not the semi, the guy driving recklessly like he has some kind of say in how people should drive on the highway.
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
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TerribleBot
Trucks must also respect the rules !
TomahawkJackson
...says someone who's clearly never driven up I-5 between Bakersfield and Tracy, and gotten stuck going 55 because one truck has their truck California limiter at 55 mph, and the other at 56.
The +1 mph pass takes *8 minutes and 55 seconds*, covers 8.3 miles / 13.3 km - meanwhile, 325 cars slow from 80 mph to 56 mph and stack up for *2.5 miles* behind the two trucks and that "rolling roadblock" jam takes *another* 13m to clear once the 56 mph truck moves back to the right lane.
raizinbrant
Preach!
0RocketCat0
Yeah, i've been there. That's life. Life is not an excuse to be a reckless asshole.
TomahawkJackson
Let's not displace our anger. The actual asshole is the truck driver who passes at +1 mph.
And by "the truck driver who passes at +1 mph", I mean "Billionaires who set up an entire society so that the truck driver feels the need to pass at +1 mph in the first place."
eromitlab
#4 in this case, if it's stupid but it works, it's still stupid and incredibly reckless, don't drive with the idea that you have to enforce the rules, especially if semis are involved
TerribleBot
I regularly want the trucks to respect the rules when no overtaking is allowed.
I was happy to see that I'm not alone and that this guy dared to do this.
That' why I posted, it satisfies some people.
But obviously, don't do this.
And trucks, no overtaking is NO OVERTAKING please.
Sooner70
The laws of man may be on your side, but the laws of physics are the ones that matter....
10001110101periodictablewithasantapieceofmind
Its simply deadly dangerous. Theres no other consideration. When its possible to die horribly and take others with you? You shut the fuck up and drive safely
Ajierene
I thought this was an insurance scam, her the truck to hit you and get money...yes a lot of risk but people will people
ALTEFFFOUR
Any good they might have done is more than offset by the fact that they used the breakdown lane to overtake the other semi.
gtotherizzle
It's actually illegal in some states to use a vehicle to purposely control another vehicle and can actually lead to a criminal confinement charge (at least that's what they told me in my defensive driving certification)
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gtotherizzle
Yes
Roune
I think I’m not getting something because I have no clue wtf the asshole guy in the car’s problem is. What’s his issue with the semi trucks?
serleth
Driving slow in the fast lane and thinking it's okay to be a reckless piece of shit to enforce highway regs as a civilian
SinStar87
betting he was doing the speed limit based on the other trucks and my experience on the road. So car committed multiple crimes, on camera, just to get somewhere a bit faster.
'but it's not your job to enforce traffic laws!' - people celebrating this person enforcing left lane laws when it's someone going the speed limit in the left. >>
HonHomes
Semi is in the "fast"/overtaking lane with a queue behind it. Car driver got fed up and forced the semi to slow down and pull back behind the other semi.
I've seen people explaining that the overtaking semi might actually have been trying to overtake the other semi and it's a slow process, so just have a bit of patience.
DustInComp
On the other hand, the semi in the fast lane stopped the cars behind him from potentially running into the reckless driver crossing two lanes at once
TheobromineAddict
I've seen this too often. One semi "passing" another at 1/8 mph differential. If that's the best you can do, stay in the right lane.
Omicron416
It is. They don't have a lot of acceleration to begin with and if the trailer is loaded then there's even less. No way to know about the trailer, of course.
chrispisme
Thanks for explaining that! I got stuck behind a motor home once going slow in the fast lane, a police car passed me in the right lane, pulled up beside the camper and flashed lights/ sirens for a second. Got the camper dudes attention and waved him into the slow lane, then dropped back, pulled back into the fast lane and set the rest of us stuck behind him free…at 10 over
insaaanity
It's a process that shouldn't happen. At such small speed differentials, you won't save any significant amount of time reaching your destination while costing all the people behind you orders of magnitude more time than you are saving. It's so idiotic that we made it illegal in Germany. If you are a semi driver taking too long to overtake another one, you're risking a significant penalty.
erinaceus
the trucks are often governed at almost the same speeds. i try not do it but sometimes i can only drive 71mph to overtake a vehicle doing 70. i do my best.
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
So why do you have to overtake at all?
erinaceus
because the slow truck may only be doing 45 half the time when i can do 60.
PTKrieg
Truckers are burdened with obnoxious timetables that assume that they're basically running their machine at it's governed maximum all day long. So if they get stuck behind a machine going 1-2 MPH slower than them, it can have serious knock-on effects on the rest of their trip.