Oct 10, 2015 3:52 AM
MasterDrank
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IBrewThereforeIAm
Him: I can't squeeze the poop out. Her: No Cleveland Steamer for me I guess!
WhatDoesntKillYou
Girl: I thought you're a wuss... Couldn't get it up, could you?... Guy: You shouldn't have asked how my mom is doing!
ReaperNo1
"I don't care if it's January, I'm having a hot flash and want the AC on!" "S-s-s-s-so c-c-c-cold"
OnlyMildlySarcastic
Lucky him, got a woman into bed!
DrFeynman
"Well that was eventful." ... "Why do I always forget my Lactaid?"
IBrewThereforeIAm
Him: I can't squeeze the poop out. Her: No Cleveland Steamer for me I guess!
WhatDoesntKillYou
Girl: I thought you're a wuss... Couldn't get it up, could you?... Guy: You shouldn't have asked how my mom is doing!
ReaperNo1
"I don't care if it's January, I'm having a hot flash and want the AC on!" "S-s-s-s-so c-c-c-cold"
OnlyMildlySarcastic
Lucky him, got a woman into bed!
DrFeynman
"Well that was eventful." ... "Why do I always forget my Lactaid?"