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May 9, 2013 10:56 AM
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EmilyJemily
As someone half-English... I have done 50% of these (I counted)
0118999
As an American, I have some of these problems too.
pineapplecentral
I'm an Australian and said "Cheers" to a cop after he complimented my car, to go with a $390 speeding fine...
SomeLikeItHot
Sounds a lot like most Finns.
sometimesising
That haircut thing is definitely universal
Withallduerespect
First World Problems: Canada?
ixiyourface
Scottish problems are way better.
mcdefmarx
Ah cannae find mah feckin Whisky!
zBingie
I am not british, but I can relate to the hairdresser one.
MarkHughes
As an English chap, yea, most of that sounds about right :)
RyanWest95
I work in a food store,I act like I'm doing something else when someone is looking near the item I need to fill. Ah I need a cup of tea.
HowManyBearsCouldBearGryllsGrillIfBearGryllsCouldGrillBears
Now you know where Canadians got it from...
isitsupposedtodothat
We are fucking sorry.
Withallduerespect
I can easily relate to number 2. Happens to me all the time.
fuzzywuzzywasabear
TIL I'm secretly English.
jaaku
As a Canadian, damn, we really are still part of the commonwealth.
Summonsays
I do that at supermarkets, the food browsing thing. : \
MaddingtonFair
Gah, I did it just today! But but but, I'm Irish (dramatic music)
Summonsays
I'm part Irish am I off the hook? :P
BiggusDiccus
As a Canadian, what the heck is Marmite?
MrDailyRager
As an American, I get sick, and when I go to my doctor they tell me they'd rather I not disturb them = C
ibeforeeexceptwhenitsweird
TIL Minnesota is the UK of America
PICKAPICKLEANYPICKLE
I was just thinking that lol.
wahooooooooowa
as an American, all of these fit except marmite and tea
LionelRichie
I can relate to all of these.
CitrusSquid
We have a huge roundabout made up of 5 mini roundabouts in my town. I take a packed lunch and sleeping bag with me if I have to use it.
Unindoctrinated
Swindon? Gotta love the magic roundabout. I'm sure when Americans see it they have a little nervous breakdown.
CitrusSquid
Colchester actually! God, I thought we were the only ones with a magic roundabout. They're breeding...
Unindoctrinated
Damn! I thought the Swindon one was unique.
TherealNickyboy
"shambolic" is my new favorite word. I am going to use it at least three times today. That's right. I'm impulsive that way.
Unindoctrinated
One simply can not be "neither here nor there" on the subject of Yeast extracts. Promite, Marmite or Vegemite. Pick one. Stay loyal for life
simonjp
Don't forget the correct answer; none
Unindoctrinated
Blasphemer! ☺
Pinchi
Most of these have happened to me at some point...
australish
wa-hey i was in the white lion the other day it's in covent garden!
chewdog
As an English man... this is all so true lol
lonewolf13
As a Canadian, apparently we are more influenced by the British than the Americans
Unindoctrinated
Americans make fun of Canadians for being polite therefore it's hardly likely you learned that trait from them.
indukie
As a Canadian I did the bus one just the other day actually...
jaaku
We are still part of the commonwealth. So I suppose it makes sense.
RatherBeAHammer
Most Americans I've met are very polite. Total opposite of British folk, especially in London.
Summonsays
Wait 20 years, my mom is an Elementary school teacher. From the stories I've heard it's going to be hell.
LadyTashviv
This was funny. I wish I knew more British people.
LordApricot
As an Englishman we must be introduced by a mutual acquaintance before we are allowed to talk. Introducing oneself is rude.
LadyTashviv
How is that rude? Also, out mutual acquaintance is imgur. Imgur says "hi, you must meet this young woman. She's from Norway" Nice to meetyou
LordApricot
It's one of those really old rules people only kind of follow it now. I went to Norway once it was very picturesque. Nice to meet you too.
LadyTashviv
Ah we have some of those rules here. Like "don't think you are someone". I hate that.. You went to Norway? Where? :)
LordApricot
I went round a few places, Trondheim was the largest city I visited. Did lots of hiking, visited a glacier and stuff. It was good, also wet.
NeilSchulz1
I'm British, and would like to do the gentlemanly thing & offer to know you. But as a British person we don't talk to people we don't know.
LadyTashviv
Wanna break the norm? I said I wanted to know British people, so technically you already know me a little. ;)
NeilSchulz1
I... I guess I could. Hello, how are you today? (Actually that wasn't as painful as I expected)
LadyTashviv
Haha hello! I am fine thanks for asking. A bit hungry though. How are you?
NeilSchulz1
(1/2) Woah, slow down there missy, we're not married! Let's not turn this conversation into a chat! I need a few recuperatory minutes to...