barelyblue
34671
2011
55
splish splash
Feb 16, 2017 10:11 PM
barelyblue
34671
2011
55
drenchedindingleberries
It's a fucking miracle!
Immutablespellingderp
"No no, let it happen." - Dad
RUUUUNitsTODDZIRAAAAH
Thumbnail made me think he was handicapped, my first reaction was "hey he can walk!!!"
NixonsDecree
Glad my parents arent assholes
TeflonTrout
That's what you get for falling asleep in a baby stroller. Welcome to the big kid leagues, jackass
BigDyckBandit
Is this Busch Gardens in Tampa?
Diewithasmile
How old is that kid, why is he in a stroller and why in the hell is he crying for mommy at his age ffs??
AngelaPickles
I think it's more of the shock. I cried yesterday when I woke with a Charlie horse.
Diewithasmile
This is the best comment ever, I don't know why, but it cracked me up lol. Sorry about the Charlie horse though
RiverRoyal
"Baptism by Roller Coaster causes miracle"
BruhStop
This comment just miraculously cured my debilitating rickets.
stopitlucas
Praise the Lord!
nj23dublin
"How old is your kid?" "He's 590 weeks old"
YonderPeachTree
I like how the paint on the floor is a guess of where the splashzone is to warn people and someone just dumped him in the middle
Left4dawn
He has risen!
dontSayLit
Thought it was a someone in a wheel chair and then miracle water happened
Arrowpuppet
I was takin a bath
ISupportYourViews
"Hey, Billy, go push your retarded brother where he'll get wet when the ride comes by. It will be fun!"
TAXGOD69
I laughed for like 3 mins when I read this
fistermatic5000
Jesus obviously blessed that street water.
20sidedhero
Shiekra at Busch Gardens Tampa.
CheerfullRain
I knew it looked familiar!!!
clid3r
Pass holder here!
GoodOneWalter
Same here. It's nice to live so close to a park with such great coasters.
ExactlyWhatYouExpected
I live in Tampa too!
dastrok
Heyyy st pete representing!
justadude41123
Hey me too!
slowtreme
dozens of us!
ExactlyWhatYouExpected
DOZENS!
Deaderestpool
We used to walk our blind friend to the splash zones and then run away. Good tomes
whattheflapslap8
That woke his ass up!
Deltablue
Can we please stop talking about the damn wall?
Lulabel73
LlamaMoofin
This is at SeaWorld, right?
DaOllieGSauce
Busch Gardens. Sheikra I belive
LlamaMoofin
Ah okay. It looks like the outside of Journey to Atlantis at SeaWorld, but yeah it looks like there's too many people on the ride for that
SteveChopz
oh god I though that was a disabled person...thank god it's just a lazy kid.
Munchman347
Please, get a job in a hospital and put those x-ray eyes to good use...
SteveChopz
Man you're really good with words, too bad you constantly have dick in your mouth that takes up all it's time you retarded child molester
Munchman347
Doctors say you have a problem when you start to talk to yourself like that. Better hope mommy doesn't come down to the basement...
thedoctorofnothing
Why is a 10 year old in a stroller?
MotherFukaJonez
And that was the lesson he learned today.
choloeseguay
Mexicans
grifmoney
I went to Disney World when I was 9, got pretty bad flu. So I went around in a stroller and took it easy. Sega Saturn was being demoed!
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
There are strollers for older, special needs individuals. It can be a security thing.
CaptainGrowler
But that is clearly a stroller for a toddler
LadyMidnightToker
Taking a nap, are you blind?
samsonguy920
Do I mind taking a fap? Not at all.
AjshitPai
That was childish
SergeantDebraMorgan
It could be for medical needs. I have a little girl with heart defects and walking long distances is just too much. She may need one later.
ISupportYourViews
Sofa King
AngelaPickles
Sometimes my little sister would sit in our toddler brother's stroller when he would get out to walk.
JamaicanBeerCanBacon
LET LIL' ESSE WALK
thebestimgurian
what 10 year old takes a nap in an amusement park ?! wtf
Scandeliciously
A tired one?
PhooZzy
Mexican
BlingThatBoogie
I lol' d
HarryHamwallet
Man that's fucking true
Chilly17
I honestly thought from the thumbnail it was a handicapped person someone had just left there. When he got up to walk I was praising Jesus.
skiprains
Me too! Hahaha! +1
JesusChrist25
I heard
Mylovelyladylumps
Wow I thought those exact same words.
BIC777
Saved from his laziness.
T0mmyH4wk
I had to come back to give you an upvote
sussaiyan
I love it when the top comment makes you laugh harder than the original post. +1 to you my brotha
joefleef
Thumbnail? Shit I thought that til he got up.
TrustMeImABassist
Me too. Me too.
KenmoreChalfant
Guessing older brother fell asleep in the stroller and parents thought this would be funny.... Which it was!
ImgurLurker12r
Omg you took the thoughts out of my mind
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
In a pool of blood
BoDidly
It's a holy water log flume.
ErinFromTheOffice
frypiggy
We all did.
Merseyswimmer
Nothing to do with Jesus - when cold water hits my back unexpectedly I can fly.
aftri
Kinger1793
Very much this!
MightyMacGregor
I thought he was disabled and parked in a pool of blood
MechaGandalf
Praise be to Khorne!
FreekoftheHood
Phoebe demands sacrifice!
TheOneWhoKnowsNothing
Solidblueness
What kind of place do you live that your mind went straight to that?
Tops54
Thank goodness I'm not the only one
CraftedLine
Are you high too?