DrGreenskies
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Rufus tax
Billis75
mondeca
#8 Emma Thompson. What a woman.
NinjaCongo
#5 No joke, Steinbeck is such an consummate writer. A literary master. You read his prose and it opens your heart, shows you what is possible, explains human nature so sadly and beautifully. Not only was he technically superior to almost every contemporary writer, but the depth of his love for the human being speaks through every page, every sentence. It's devastatingly good. Books that changed me, and my understanding of writing.
powwerbottom
#7 *a FUGLY slut
slaight46
#28 Bilbo's COMPLIMENT should be a standardized reading comprehension test question
oobidoobscoobydoobybenubi
#3 10th grade English? Shit, some of the mistakes I see on social media are things I teach to my 2nd graders.
LostChats
#40 *asocial
TheLastCircusBunny
#2 Yeah, but that photo was taken in China, where (according to my Chinese in-laws in Xi'an) there aren't any gay people.
pikopikopikopikopiko
That bat picture is ai
Prunest
So is the image of Dathomire's hottest and most deadly predators (#9)
SidonisAntares
#6 assigned harpoon at birth
fartharder
no that was queequeg
randomwalrus
Assigned hater at birth. (Ahab will kill that whale with his bare fuckin' hands, if he needs to, as he is a hating ass hater.)
MayMayz4DayzYo
Remind me of that Mr Krabs “adopting” Pearl comic…
PipWhipple
#3 I did! Even did alright in the class. Now could someone travel to the present and explain?
Imjurbro
The Hobbit party was certainly something. HUGE party, insult everyone, vanish, peace out to live in turbo luxury hospice with the cool kids. Tolkien had notions.
KnaveOfSwords
#6 They forgot acab
TemporarilyEmbarrassedThousandaire
#3 for what, Julius Caesar?
qtRaven
#6 More like:
bemibet
He stole that ending from Kahn.
Oatmealman1
Don't post ai slop
theoxfordcomma
#39 damn I think this is sneaky AI! Duniath is a real illustrator but this is like, a bad copy of a copy of their illustration style... also the hand is holding the cup weird which was the tell for me
lovehandlesmessiah
#3 And 5th grade civics because congratulations, you now know more about how America operates than Congress.
applesforjuice
#25 AI?
Iplaybadguys
#6
duhqueenmoki
#5 I'll never forget how he described the main female character's nipples as inverted
FckleberryFarms
#15
Quixus
#6 Come on, you had the chance to go for "From hell's heart I stab at thee!".
Athol
#44 I had a Rufus, but he was MUCH hairier.
DrGreenskies
What breed was your Rufus? And do you have a picture?
Athol
Sadly none on my phone (had him from '94 to '07. He was a Springer Spaniel/Shitzu hybrid
DrGreenskies
Oh how sweet. Mine is a beagle Weimaraner mix, which is why he has heterochromia.
Stanistani
Ah, my 10th-grade English teacher. An absolute hack. Disliked Steinbeck, Mark Twain, and anyone who showed America in a critical light. Assigned us to memorize and recite the prologue to The Canterbury Tales. I memorized it in Middle English, which absolutely pissed him off. He told me at the end of the year that he'd never disliked a student more than me. I got an A+.
Stanistani
To be fair, I was, like most sixteen-year-old boys, not respectful of authority. Just like most 72-year-olds.
fartharder
#44 sploot
DrGreenskies
I pretty sure that his default setting.
yuugian
#3 My 10th grade English teacher said "Tertiary" wasn't a word. (Primary, Secondary, Tertiary)
I would have checked out at that point, but i was already checked out.
MayMayz4DayzYo
nclu
Sounds like you've got quaternary problems.
testzero
All Homestar Runner fans know it's a word.
Tardis1217
The moment that I was disgusted with my English teacher was when she said, "Where's it at?". And she was not being facetious.
Felderburg
Where was what at?
Tardis1217
I have no recollection. I was so stunned to hear a sentence that grammatically incorrect coming out of an English teacher's mouth that I practically had to pick my jaw up off the floor. She and one of my classmates were talking about a new restaurant or something, I think.
milliechtwn
Was raised by my Aunt, an English Professor, she’d be rolling over cringing in her grave if she heard that. I still correct myself all the time like she’s in the room…and never use a preposition at the end of a sentence! Hahaha!
Felderburg
Is your issue the preposition at the end of the phrase, or the redundancy? Either way, it's fine: https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=4125 and https://www.michiganpublic.org/arts-c4125">https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=4125 and https://www.michigultu">4125">https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=4125anpu">ultu">4125">https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=4125> and https://www.michiganpublic.org/arts-culture/2019-08-11/twts-where-were-at-right-now-with-wheres-it-at and https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-people-use-the-question-where-is-it-at/847843/2 and https://www.grammarly.com/blog/sentences/end-sentence-preposition/ because spoken language isn't static and unchanging.
Tardis1217
It's the redundant nature of the construction plus the use of "at" at the end of a sentence. I'm fine with a lot of prepositions at the end of a sentence, but there are a few that really should be proceeding another word. "Where is it?" Uses less space and means the same thing.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#2 Wait til they realise truck nuts make their cars trans…
DrGreenskies
I'm so excited for them to lose their minds.
MayMayz4DayzYo
slightlybrokenegg
#27 there shouldn’t have to be something in it for your to take your kid to the park.
DrRad
Sure, but you aren’t always in the mood.
slightlybrokenegg
She got in the mood real quick when she realized she could have fun but couldn’t get off her ass so her kid could parenting is about you sacrificing for your kid not your kid sacrificing for you