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I need an adult
Dec 21, 2015 3:47 AM
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DoorbyTheHouseShelf
What is it with the super high rate of reposts of super recent posts. It'd be cool if it was old content or if it was good posts but THIS?!
skarlake47
chillwavve
http://imgur.com/tNqg4KG
NICKSASS
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HuntertheguyCRC
I have the weirdest boner right now...
Nerdgoggles
Oh, is it LNI already?
jrau18
THIS counts as LNI?
InferiorCrocodileAlligator
Slower you slut.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Obligatory "top comment from the last time this was reposted"
InferiorCrocodileAlligator
I've never actually seen this post... so yeah.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Well then, just a very overused imgur joke I guess. Sorry for the accusation, but can you blame me? This place is very unoriginal sometimes.
80107
The brief slip out near the end really makes it.
TheBrax
So does the duration.. I can relate
damsizerooster
I expected worse
zlds
Lip grip is my favorite
ToasterMechanic1071
r/lipsthatgrip
roflsen
"First .gif [rePost] I favortd."
geazy22
Thanks for pulling out, would have ruined my burger.
girl2845
TynanSmith
hamper10
well at least he pulled out.
shimmyshimmyyashimmyyamshimmyyay
Pull out game on point
volatiley
( ͡♻️ ͜ʖ ͡♻️)
amnjml
+1 for realistic money shot ending.
JamesJabberwocky
SUBWAY!
TJMcCheese
Pulling out isn't 100% effective.
sms001
73 - 96%, which is a LOT more so than I would have thought.
TJMcCheese
Huh. Good to know.
sms001
Yeah, i wouldn't rely on it, but it's nice to know just how much to sweat.
TJMcCheese
It doesn't matter. I don't pull out.
xXShadowWarriorXx
lol
AllTheGoodUserNamesAreTakenFML
This makes me feel inadequate
Looneytunechi
Sigh unzips
UnBroken313
Wish I could last that long
volatiley
Fry Sauce conception?
volatiley
He didn't have to allow squeezing?
TeddyMoment
FP last week.
punderrated
Sauce?
BHObiWanKendoobie
Aha ahahaha
PieWillMakeYouDie
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
daathbeam
Yes
Pegussu
Pretty sure it's happened in every McDonald's in the world.
lookeybear
Subway
JayEnfield
Sauce is the submission that hit FP like 4 days ago.
HappyGobo
Honey mustard receiving.
neonwave711
Their children http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchens/thousand-island-dressing-recipe.html
ToasterMechanic1071
r/lipsthatgrip
Pegussu
Good lord.
crizzz
there is simply no better name for that :-))))
iatha
Probably mayonnaise
TINYRICKMOTHAFUCKAS
Bassaker
R.Kelly approves this post.
gilliamv
more info on this machine?
Omega156
All I know is I saw your mom buying one the other day.
TINYRICKMOTHAFUCKAS
Savage. It's a CD/DVD mold injection machine.
StonerCatJay
This looks more like watersports
skennys
Ahh the good ol' double piss stream
TINYRICKMOTHAFUCKAS
It's how you know you've had a good night.
Sector6Captain
I AM AN ADULLLLLLT! - SuperKamiGuru
xaviouswolffe
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who thinks that every time someone says they need an adult.
Howtogrowwood
Um....i actually got hard
unresponsivenipples
XxcelticwarriorxX
Well I guess you could say you.. Know how to grow wood
HufflepuffAndPass
WHY IS THIS DOWNVOTED
chicagohifiaudio
But did you soak it in wood?
DaniaAudax
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Belatorius
5 years going strong
TheQueenofLakeIlmen
How are you still alive
Belatorius
Luck and a free hand
BigTexSmallMex
How about 3 free hands? Or maybe 5? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HufflepuffAndPass
appropriate username is appropriate.
DoDucHuy
Okay hun I'm gonna let you soak it in my log tonight ;)
Howtogrowwood
Im....not sure how to respond to that
DoDucHuy
5/7 perhaps ;)
Howtogrowwood
Im confused
HappyGobo
SOAK LOGS IN WOOD