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Raion21
I definitely do have tight nuts.
tesseract4d2
Given most of these euphemisms are more recent than the 1940s, this is either fake, or purely coincidence and not intended as euphemisms.
Zenzium
TheGigaKraken
I too have tight nuts
Scurix
Complete with red knob
dreamweaver35
"Makes screwing a pleasure"
Bortus
ITS GOOD STUFF
Eireman4Ever
Proven to be fake. Don't care. Still funny! +1
nick11570
thanks captain buzzkill
mageoflime
Someone definitely put that on their dick.
NeuerStandard
"Best ad ever" is like saying "best genocide ever". still a steaming pile of shit noone needs except the producer.
Janusha
9 inch man size pressure pack. Its the good stuff. Advertisement has come a long way since.
BourbonTurban
WD-40 (water displacer - formula#40) is not a lubricant. Please don't put it in your guns, it ruins things.
InstructionsNotClear
*It's
sarriette
sweetlittlebee
A homecare client of mine once read a chainmail about using it on linoleum floors.She ended up slipping & breaking a hip on her shiny floor.
Munchman347
At least they weren't like modern ads, trying to sell everything with sexual innuendo...
mouthulcer
screwing is always a pleasure, no?
colombocock
Not when it's dry enough to light a match in there
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Pussy so dry even fremen think it's harsh.
iamdanman
You're doing something wrong then
colombocock
Agreed
KenAirvent2
It's fish-oil based.
JingleheimerScimdt
Damn that's hot
venomlash
fake http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/wd40ad.asp
TheMeinThatsMe
Downvote because fake
Jagergeist
I thought the phrase "tools slide in and out with ease" sounded a bit far fetched for a legit ad
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FruitsmakemeToots
Upvote you because captured opinion perfectly
illinus
IveGotaNewUsername
http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/wd40ad.asp
PubMed12927120suckssobad
THANK you
CotterPyke
WD40 the most over-rated product in America...people it is NOT a lubricant, nowhere does it claim to be either...
triplikewedo
My late dad called it weasel piss. Don't know why.
Munchman347
Check your Stoats for rib bruises...
flacoloco
they knew what they were doing
RYG420
Sex sells
sahdad
You're learning how jokes work
DoctorDanielJackson
And they're pretty blatant about it.
RoodKontjeAapje
No shit
27yoUGLYvirgin
When they photoshopped that fake ad? Yeah, probably.
FullSpeedAhead
I can just hear the guys in the break room guffawing over the fact it actually made it to print.
stopitlucas
It's not real, mate.
PhaserRave
iamamitten
That scene still pisses me off. If your WD-40 lid is stuck THAT badly, applying WD-40 to it ain't gonna work.
Hanasakke
ScionoftheUr
Why did t he replace the cap on the small one!?!
DragonDildoChandelier
One of my favorite scenes from the show
Cheomesh
This is never not funny.
wbbigdave
This speaks to me.
kebabapples
Jastaxor
Dubya D fawty
Chrsstffr
I tell you whaat
machinac
Hwhat*
astorkamongfish
H'what*
johnvictor
H'whut*
TungstenOrbital
Always have a backup
totallytopsblooby
I have a backup for my backup!
k3llybo1
But do you have an original
kimannhd5464
I know somebody who wore a 40 D
CotterPyke
that's great, my ex was 46... she was a big girl see, but you dare not say that
kimannhd5464
Haha before my reduction I was a 42FF
CotterPyke
you had a breast reduction? my ex gf had one too, i never got to see those beauties..http://i.memeful.com/media/post/WwlrblR_700wa_0.gif...
kimannhd5464
Best decision of my life
SepiaSkies
WD stands for water dispersal. The more you know.gif
CotterPyke
water displacing.
SepiaSkies
well shit. The_more_you_know.mpg
CotterPyke
i mean, i neverr use the stuff except to clean tar of car fenders or some such but, everybody thinks it actually does something anyway..2/
CotterPyke
but it doesnt do much. Its not a lubricant (never claimed to be), will help to clean stuff and remove water, kind of.its that smell...
SepiaSkies
I mean, it's not a bad penetrating oil. It's not the best, sure, but it gets the job done when nothing else is handy.
SaraFourImgur
Best lube for sex and best oil for cooking
kenobijuan
I've also heard people spray it on lures when they fish
GuardsmanMiku
but not at the same time
QuantumSupersexposition
Nothing like WD-40 blowing up in your face and causing irrespirable damage to your gina/dingus in the morning.
Metals4J
Nothing some more WD-40 couldn't fix.
escalinci
And if not, duct tape.
QuantumSupersexposition
And a spritz of Windex ®
resiget
baling wire
80percentlegs
PhloydPhan
A 9-inch can? Yeah, that's what they all say.
attofreak
Come on, it's cold these days!
Treblaine
Okay... 9cm...
Cassiraa
more like 9-inch CAN'T
DrHotdogs
Ever taken a 9-inch can? I have, and let me tell you.....don't
Neoqueto
When the dildo is its own lube.
hooliganb
He's measuring from the base of his balls.
torpthorkertoo
Not enough WD-40 apparently.
AlkeneThiol
Hahahahahahah.
LurkerOfDarkness
Lube, time amd preparation, worked out fine for me.
stopitlucas
What about a 3inch can? Too small?
AlkeneThiol
Is it as girthy as a soda can? Do you call it "The Plug"? "I'm gonna cork your baby bottle, baby"
TheShogunMustGoOn
It's all in how you use it.
stopitlucas
What if it doesn't fit?