Smooth as FUCK

Jan 22, 2016 4:01 PM

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Smooth as FUCK

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Though his dreams of figure skating were dashed, his pirouette shone at the most unexpected of times. Perhaps someday...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But he missed on the roundhouse...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Smooth as puck

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can't sling a puck like that. Also he doesn't have a helmet on :D

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Always upvote NHL 16- oh wait.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To finish off, I seriously thought he was about to kick him in the head.. "Fuck yo goal and yo face!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The little pirouette after release is lol.

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Jupp, lining up a throat slash in case the goalie attacks in frustration.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That is some Mighty Duck shit right there.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the follow thru, amazing balance.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wasn't this from a KHL All Star game skills competition?

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Yup!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was a thing of beauty right there.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My 9th grade teacher did this in a game once. He's from a Canadian family.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thumbnail looked like ea sports video game.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Burn the witch!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Phuck me

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is that a legal shot?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, but not advisable in an actual game. But scoring a goal like this doesn't break any rules.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is it not legal, just curious

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I wasnt sure.... which is why I was asking.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't sling a puck like that. Also he doesn't have a helmet on :D

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You can "sling" a puck. Its just not practical

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Apr 21, 2016 12:46 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's shootout rules. In play backwards doesn't matter. But you can't cradle/sling the puck anyway to do it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Apr 21, 2016 12:46 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Ah. Indeed I know absolutely nothing on the kontinental hockey league, therefore I accept your statements as truth.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. This is from a skills show, the NHL version of a dunk contest, hence the 2 cameramen on the ice.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As far as I'm concerned it's completely legal. As long as his stick doesn't go above the crossbar. I could be wrong though.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I think the only thing not legal about it is he lifts his skate too high during the pirouette after.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think the only thing not legal about it is he lifts his skate too high during the pirouette after.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Whoops, my bad, NHL ruled against slinging a few years ago. Derp.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh look it's this gif again...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dangles like grandpas nutsack.

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

I laughed so hard to this...Dirty fucking dangles bra!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you for shopping at Doug's Dangles, please come again.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

..screamed the stable boy

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Not a knuckle-puck, but it'll do

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is it allowed to lift a puck with a stick?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It clearly isn't a real game.. Looks like skills comp

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Its very much legal in regulation time as long as the stick doesnt go higher than the crossbar. Not legal in shootouts I believe.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because it puts the lotion on its skin

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Because it's hockey and instead of whining about it being unfair, it's used to push people to improve themselves. That's how you get better.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

Hockey still has rules. Remember that thing called high sticking? Hooking? Holding? There's even an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are all things to protect players. You want a rule to protect the goalie from the puck?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm Canadian. I know hockey. It's still stupid.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 11

OH! I know this game. This is '2 truths and a Lie', isn't it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hockey is great. But lifting the puck is what I meant.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you might see it as stupid, but it's not against the rules

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How to Canada, step 197.

10 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 3

This is a Russian, Nikita Gusev

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No this is how to Russia step "Get goal or get gulag"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

sorry

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

That's step 5.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sorry

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's step 5.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sorry

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's the first step?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Live in Canada

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who plays goalie, I'm so annoyed when people try these shots... because 9/10 they go in.

10 years ago | Likes 513 Dislikes 0

In penalties, the puck is not allowed to get backwards; get the referee check

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a coach, I hate when my players waste legit breakaway chances in scrimmage and try this crap.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Move out of the net, they won't be able to adjust

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a former goalie, a feel you...that and breakaways.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I blame the D...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or your shitty winger who always makes dumbass passes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but we also get to see the premature celebration on folks faces shatter when we drop the puck out of our trappers :)

10 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Are we still talking about hockey ?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yessir

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do people call the glove a "trapper"? Is that still a thing?

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm an old man ;)

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Literally clears everything up

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tell us your stories wise one!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why in my day we'd wear an onion on our belt, but not a white onion, on account of the war...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What else do they call it?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glove is the new term really. Trapper is what they were originally called. It's just strange to me to say "trapper"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0