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TheOblibop
Is he alive or dead?
Did he kill hulk hogan in his bed
SwissScars
Murder? was Mercy Killing - putting us out of our misery.
daliamonra
Whose that coming down the ramp? It's Ozzy with the Crazy Train! And he slams the Hulkster straight to Hell. I tell you folks, the Prince of Darkness has wasted no time in bringing his own brand of justice to the afterlife.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
I *really* hope he appeared wearing a white sheet with eye holes cut in, and a *strong* Aston accent...
Woooo r kid,yams gowin to hullll....
pettyface
Now do the Pedos.
TheHaGuy
Ha!
Toqom
Ozzy was a Zionist, likely a fan of trump.
quade
tzahtman
I saw an argument over Hogan's death and who he was as a person and somehow it got on to how people shouldn't like MLK either because he did terrible things to women and that Confederates weren't traitors because it wasn't illegal to secede at the time.
Ionico
Hail the Prince of Darkness
krielovas
He has gone to reclaim his throne
bourbonandbaddecisions
I’m sure Ozzy was aiming for another orange racist in Florida but he was so high on whatever drugs he found in heaven he missed.
4vie
"Now, Ozzy. As a token of our appreciation, we'll let you reap one, for free. Mind you, there're a few stipulations about *pulls out long list* these particular targets, can't touch them. Otherwise, go batty!"
johnblood616
Why? Was Hogan Palestinian?
MaleProstateMilker88
If Ozzy put his support with the Zionists, and Hogan - known rightwinger - is dead, too, it sounds like two fascism-supporters died within a month.
slightlybrokenegg
I think you have ozzy confused with gene simmons you will notice the only publications calling ozzy a supporter of Israel are Israeli news sources.
johnblood616
Ozzy signed that letter demanding UK deport Kneecap for saying "Free Palestine."
Just admit you dont care. As long as you like the music youll accept anything.
thetinymonarch
I don't actually think that was Ozzy. Sharon had conservatorship over him. And she is a hardcore Zionist. I really don't think of the capacity mentally to support anything.
johnblood616
Ok that is at least an argument. Instead of "BUT I LIKE BLACK SABBATH THO!"
Luffian
If we know precisely when and where they each died, we can finally calculate the speed of ghosts
mypoopiswatery
You mean JD Vance
IAmTheBadW01f
You can set a lower bound on the speed, for sure
applesforjuice
You can't know that a ghost is formed at the exact moment of death and will immediately move to its goal. Ozzy didn't know what was going on when he was alive, he probably didn't even realize he was dead for a few hours. Then probably pulled a prank before going after Hogan
hiyo365
If a train leaves Las Angeles at 8 am going 90mph and arrives at the wrong bad spray tanned asshole to ghost kill, will we get lucky enough twice, and see if there's enough ghost fuel in this word problem to reroute the death metal death train to the more important orange to take out?
- curious minds
EmailFail
Gotta be at least two or three
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
Half as much, my friend, or even less!
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
Less or more, anyway. Somewhat.
Heisanevilgenius
Too many variables
WorkerLurker
Spooky action at a distance, eh? (This is a real quantum physics term lol)
4vie
ghostly action at a distance :D
aloharamada
Isn't that just quantum entanglement?
WorkerLurker
Yes, just Einstein’s description of it.
quade
Well, you can determine speed and location, but observation through seance creates too much uncertainty.
MrRandom314159
Plus it doesn't take into account if he did any other weird shit first. BUT it does give us a lower bound.
ShoggothTree
quade
I will never not hear these images in Farnsworth's voice.
LamarTrillington
This is EXACTLY the kind of high level science that keeps me coming back here, day after day.
bluekracker
Remember something about a ghost observed cant be in motion. Close your eyes ozzy is at his work. Biting the bat sh!t crazies one at a time
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
So they work on Boo rules?