Brizardwizard
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Feb 17, 2018 8:26 PM
Brizardwizard
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MazelJew92
If you don't get your SO anything for valentine's day, you suffer a similar fate as that last dude. RIP
RevKergen
Our brains are behind, its about a tenth of a second. We don't notice.
ConfessionBare
I was a post away when I got this, then came back to upvote.
DarkSock
One time while doing homework as a kid I got up, walked into the bathroom and stuck my pencil under the faucet to sharpen it. It did poorly.
allthelindasfromhr
I've had at least three times where I was looking for my phone while talking on it.
DarkSock
I explained to an airport vendor I was buying new reading glasses from her, cuz I left mine on the plane; they were propped on my forehead.
PuckersMcColon
I needed this. Especially that first one. Thanks.
aTokenOfMyExtreme
How about that last one
PuckersMcColon
I probably deserve the last one.
Brizardwizard
You are welcome!
TywinStannister
What about the last one?
PuckersMcColon
I probably deserve the last one.