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This is a list of just some of the things my boyfriend said in his sleep tonight, I shit you not.
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xolican
I think you shit us yes.
versella
Clearly your boyfriend should write children's literature.
rosyfingereddawn
"♫ These are a few of my favorite things... ♫"
Gizmodian
When the dog bites...
therubyslippers
I remember my sister saying in her sleep as a young child "The frosting is cat poop" and "spider presents" right before my birthday. I did
therubyslippers
not want to accept any gifts from her that year.
ThatGuyWhosAGrammarNazi
I can picture that. *Mumble mumble* "Pocahontas in a wonder bra..." *mumble mumble*
fantasyprone
I think he was hungry
bluesun68
Run. Fast. And Far.
myusernameisfrankdrebin
Worst.haiku.ever.
DrVadger
country blumpkin. its better.
samurai1993
sounds like the making of a porno
BraveBraveSirRobin
edible wildebeast berries, vs the wildly misconstrued inedible ones. perfectly makes sense.