Jul 14, 2016 5:38 PM
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RedCamaro
Mr. Nosferatu, we can't withdraw 2 liters of type O blood, we're not that kind of bank.
recursivealgorithm
Bye Felicia!
burtonking
Thats a higher vampire if i ever saw one
Boodablitz
Her manicurist:
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Anybody else:
wherethehorriblethingsare
Dementors gotta bank too.
Sakabashira
Jesus: "Satan, what were those bumps?" - Satan: "Probably little children. This is a school zone after all."
scroopynooperswasright
"It's okay I didn't need money anyway."
anonwhitetie
Don't look under the bed
Icallshennanigans
d4rm713
Ayy lmao
savingmyself
Imagine being on the other side of the fast food window when that hand reaches out to grab their purchase...
LoudredBragg
Xrayjacket
WHEN would those nails EVER be useful?? Oh...wait.
Justabuckeye
Just Freddy rollin up to the bank. Probably gonna hack the ATM
smogswallowssuns
Sweet Mary Magdalene's unmanned muff, it's a fucking vampire. Boys, get me some silver.
Manfredjinsinjin
Collects unemployment because she can't type.
farleyminarley
Makes me sad that this was my first thought. What job can someone do with fingernails that long?
RedCamaro
Mr. Nosferatu, we can't withdraw 2 liters of type O blood, we're not that kind of bank.
recursivealgorithm
Bye Felicia!
burtonking
Thats a higher vampire if i ever saw one
Boodablitz
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Anybody else:
wherethehorriblethingsare
Dementors gotta bank too.
Sakabashira
Jesus: "Satan, what were those bumps?" - Satan: "Probably little children. This is a school zone after all."
scroopynooperswasright
"It's okay I didn't need money anyway."
anonwhitetie
Don't look under the bed
Icallshennanigans
d4rm713
Ayy lmao
savingmyself
Imagine being on the other side of the fast food window when that hand reaches out to grab their purchase...
LoudredBragg
Xrayjacket
WHEN would those nails EVER be useful?? Oh...wait.
Justabuckeye
Just Freddy rollin up to the bank. Probably gonna hack the ATM
smogswallowssuns
Sweet Mary Magdalene's unmanned muff, it's a fucking vampire. Boys, get me some silver.
Manfredjinsinjin
Collects unemployment because she can't type.
farleyminarley
Makes me sad that this was my first thought. What job can someone do with fingernails that long?