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Now time to award you. Prepare yourself.
And something i need to say you but in memes
Sypurist
#48
SkeletorOverlordofEvil
#25
ManLoveRulesOK
#48 excuse me wtf
cobblersays
Woo
EroticZombiePants
#7 We 1970-1979 people are the walking dead.
DWRPIconDumper
Feel good dump.
Longbowgun
#35 nah. Put it in airplane mode. The drops instead of ends.
3Davideo
#9 As soon as I understood the weakness of my flesh, it sickened me.
PookieDog
#7 I was born in the 70s... *starts digging my own grave*
AHundredBillionBottles
#3 Amateurs. Muhammad married Aisha when she was six. Of course, he waited to consummate the marriage until she was nine. pba
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
#2 this is so wrong it hurts. Working doesn’t make money. Money makes money. It’s called capitalism for a reason, baby.
LucidPariah
#7
barbarian818
#14 If you do sit it out, you won't get invited to the next one. It's just good manners to stay in the game as long as you have a mouth and hands that could be doing something.
FancySharkDinnerParty
#7
definedvariable
#14 Sounds like you're volunteering to help out the rest of the group!
100KushUps
Give a hand, if you will.
definedvariable
You get it.
whiskeychive
#25 don’t make promises you’re not ready to keep.
Slash0mega
#38 blathers literally has a exhibit showing the evolutionary line of all the animals. this would not be shocking to him at all.
tidepool
#14 there are women to attend to, there are men to maintain, find someone to make out with.
LukeWarmTaunTaun
#7
Emiloo74
#39 One of my boys does this all the time when I try too get his eye gunk.
janemfausten365
#33 you mean my kid? Thanks, I'll remind him as often as possible.
HenryTheDuck42
#9 I suppose it's bad practice to intentionally lose an arm knowing these are out there... But I'd much rather have the robo tentacle than one of these damn monkey feet I got at the ends of my wrists right now.
cleverascanbe
#9 more like this! Prosthetics should have multiple attachments like a power tool.
3Davideo
#39 Put your hand behind their head so that you're cradling the back of their skull in your hand. That way, when they recoil from the well-meaning gunk-cleaning, they can't actually move backwards and you can get it for them.
Also, one advantage to black cats. It doesn't show up as much on them.
JJohnston94
#7 What does that make people born between 1960-1969?
Pimpsmurf
Theory.
doublejubean
#3 True for a long time but no longer! Sauce: https://www.mass.gov/news/child-brides (the law was changed in 2022)
SLCtechie
#2 this is untrue. Source: billionaires exist.
IrishMcChris
And people that live off the government or off their now elderly parents.
niru83
#14 I don’t stop until my insides look like I took ALL the shots in a paintball game
barbarian818
And that, ladies and gentlemen is how you make sure you get invited to the next orgy as well.
Syko73
#25 so when we say "pool" are we talking a kiddie pool or an actual pool? I'm not saying its a deal breaker I'm just trying to calculate the ifs
Pimpsmurf
Most goats have a blood volume of about 3 liters give or take. So not a kiddie pool even. It's a bit less than a gallon. Just smash on linoleum and you can mop up afterwards to make cleaning a breeze.
betterave
Cackles in DOB 1963
dfhowes
Wheezing in 1956.
thiswassomewhatsurprising
DorkJedi
it is the one spoken of in the ancient prophesies.