luzaire
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Got this in my inbox today.
Oh no! What will other Prime members do to me? I live with another Prime member. Do I need to be concerned for my safety?
Oh, never mind.
DinosaursCameFromSpace
Beware of Optimus Prime’s member
LordKitchenersValet
They're a bit dangerous.
Rational person: If you must use Amazon, just wait until you have a big enough order that you get free shipping.
Prime member: Rentseeking add-ons to my purchases!? Sign me up!
hushpuppyextraordinaire
Protect yourself from prime members hip