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Nov 8, 2016 3:15 PM
Killswitch2584
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ZBEARJEW
As great as life can be going the one thing that comforts me to sleep is the idea of being swiftly killed after I doze off. Strange, I know.
Ulthirm
Take her to her restaurant and give her the 20 yard ring
bignastylittletoe
My dad was a sniper rifle and my mother was a howitzer...you're welcome. #murica
claynipple
I don't understand howitzer relevant
bignastylittletoe
I see what you did there lol
weefizzygee
Take them on a date but then reveal that you're secretly a sniper rifle.
Killswitch2584
Double date, I like that