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Jul 27, 2019 2:33 AM
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flarflarf
its fine
Satsugaisuru
private static String what = "What's wrong with Java?";
JustMyWaitWhat
Hahaha self distraction and cowardice.
ruferto
learn kotlin. slightly less verbose
medsal15
hsalo
Pixeeeeeels
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Cann0nf0dder
Wasn't Google though.. It was/is Jetbrains.
Cann0nf0dder
Wasn't Google though.. It was/is Jetbrains ?
thepenismightierthanyours
Java is not that bad. Come on.
ICBwiththis
Just passed my java module at uni!
TerribleAwful
FoxyEllie
at least it's not php
ErikVikingGodOfRock
At least it’s not php
GingerosaurusRex
@wargodt1
GingerosaurusRex
funkysquirrel
Java is fine. javascript sucks. Go can Go fuck itself.
Sheepyhead
Could be worse, could be C++. Prepare to spend more time setting up dependencies than actually coding lol
TangoIndia
Enterprise java beans... no body has time for that
SilentPixelNF
ppffttt, judge is too kind. Learn the C family.
casey534
Java > C++ > C
ruferto
i will fight you with my structs all the way to the grave
russiandollsarejustsofullofthemselves
C all the way. Anything else is just a fad.
chillyboi101
You mean learnc+
chillyboi101
*c+
Thoxik
First year computer sciences we had to make an entire fucking erp in java. Fuck that shit.
RichardLew
I made a huge mistake starting out with Java first
Prunebane
Java is a bitch to learn from the get go. Start with something like C or Python first. C can be brutal, but great for learning the insides.
Sinodio
Scratch > Python, C++, Lua, C#, Ruby ETC
Shockandawmanwasthatdissapointing
C# can eat a bag of foreskins
shiviro
Nothing like drag and drop code
in70x
Saying java is amazing because it works on all platforms is like saying anal is the best because it works on all genders - anonymous
bloodyitchyanus
But java is used in over 3 million devices
ILLIADAN
* billion
besn
Not by choice.
reverendunk
Java is the language they speak in hell.
mitharas
While technically correct, you can add some zeroes and still be correct.
amp99
billion*
emkay443
bazillion*
amp99
Brazilian*
Shockandawmanwasthatdissapointing
Nah if you really wanted to hurt him you woulda made this bitch learn R
boffinIE
Fk that, gimme the chair
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
No chair. You'll be using a standing desk.
Matrican
Nephus
Java's fine as a programming language. Now "Produce a highly optimized game in Java" is the equivalent of Sisyphus and the rock.
THEKRACKEN777
Hytale seems to be doing it well
AaronPaulSturtevant
makes me wonder what the minecraft code base looks like.
YourUpstairsNeighbor
It could've been worse, like JavaScript, Ruby, or Matlab
macDogeWoof
A bunch of opinionated haters who have no idea what they're talking about
JustASnoozeMore
Java is way better than Javascript and php. I had to learn them all in school and barely scraped through in Javascript and php
StrongNuclearHorse
*laughs in Cobol*
twsx
MEME DIVISION.
AstroChibi
That's nothing. I once tried to learn human interaction, I think I'll stick with Java.
goflyblind
i know it's just a library, but ROOT is the worst thing ever invented ever.
DerpKugel
"Enough about languages that suck, let's talk about JavaScript ..." .... :D
icyanddicey
Wat. Legendary.
DerpKugel
The WAT pictures in that video has been a big source of inspiration for me in general
AaronPaulSturtevant
what's your beef with ruby? most fun and expressive language i work in.
omfgitsmichael
Matlab is literally the best thing ever invented
zxvb
PHP
stevencloser
Or R.
Shockandawmanwasthatdissapointing
*cries in R*
numbonvalium
javascript is like an angelic choir in comparison to PHP. With it's object-oriented tacked on with elmers glue and crossed fingers.
Bonsaipanda
Was about to say PHP. The trauma is real.
Ardmhor
Fuck PHP. I'm required to use it just now to access a database and it makes me want to cry
twsx
Please see attached piece of evidence to the contrary: https://imgur.com/IMLWjHQ
Otterbotanical
Visual Basic.
MrZev
I actually enjoy JavaScript.
suchpun
What is wrong with Ruby? And modern JS is not that bad now that we have TypeScript and all.
thepenismightierthanyours
I never thought I’d appreciate an MS product, but I like typescript
AaronPaulSturtevant
yeah. ruby is pure fucking joy. and typescript brings the missing sanity to javascript.
IAmNotADinosaurISwear
Modern assembly is not that bad now that we have C++ and all.
in70x
Or brainfuck
Shockandawmanwasthatdissapointing
*cries in R*
TeaCakesandCrumpets
God I have to learn matlab next month
omfgitsmichael
Matlab is literally the best thing ever invented. I love it
TheHydeParkWrangler
Not too bad once you’ve had a crack at it
Kavrae
Meh. Not that bad. It's not good. But it's not bad either.
RARusk
So you rate it a 3.6 then?
eotty
Oh its good. Everyone wanna code something else so java programmers make more salary
DerpKugel
It's a good learning language for absolute programming beginners since they cannot fuck things up too much - actual development, on the
DerpKugel
other hand .. gimme Python or C# .. any C# .NET, .NET Core, dotnet core, MONO .. but yes many things are worse than Java, e.g php *ducking
DerpKugel
and running for cover*
Kavrae
Meh. It's fine for both newbies and large scale corporate applications. I do prefer C# myself though.
stevencloser
Being hard to fuck up is usually also good in actual development you know. Fucking up costs money.
DerpKugel
But that comes at a cost of having less flexibility in the language - and skilled programmers know how to test.. plus Java is slow
DerpKugel
Slow and inflexible languages cost much more than doing things right with TDD in a proper language..
Kavrae
"Inflexible languages" and "TDD" are entirely separate issues, not intertwined.
Kavrae
Java also isn't any "slower" than other languages unless you're doing some truly low level operations such as game dev.
suchpun
Back in my university days, we had a exam where we had to write Java code ON PAPER. Had to retake it 2 times.
BaconSandwichAnimates
Oh jeez, I can't imagine writing any amount of code without a JDE telling me what I've done wrong, that's ridiculous
o4kill
Only one? Just took Java last fall, did that for four exams.
tihgfrfjiiuyggkj
I had to do this in C
suchpun
Oh that is even worse but on the bright side at least knowing C makes you a better programmer. Not so much for Java.
Zyrixion
Well at least if you fuck up on paper the paper doesn't spontaneously combust. :^)
shiviro
"A" exam. Every single class for comp sci here has exams that require me to write code for the answer. It's hell, but at least I'm learning.
shiviro
So far Its been Java, C, Python, ADA, and assembly.
TheHumanCentipanzer
Same, however I'm assumong the above dude is talking like writing out an entire program which would be asinine.