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Feb 29, 2016 5:07 PM
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superbest
I got "Nothing." What did you guys get?
ItTickles
mine say I like fun things and I dislike things that aren't fun
azazyel
but Phrenology on the other hand
wtfamIdoinghere000
Godamnit OP, you made me look
paulusme
And when they're blank, you're a member of M.I.B. what's that flashy thin...
IridescentLotus
A) whorls B) they say what the inside of your mother's womb looks like. Congrats
oseday
Well, it determines your fingerprint genes?
LittleDragon
Mine said something about me so I ground them off with sandpaper. No one says that kind of thing about me.
ProfessorMorifarty
Not true, OP, mine say I'm not guilty.
CadetKern
When committing a crime, remove the finger prints after the crime so the police can't make the finger prints at the crime
iDigDinos
Mine say I need to stop fapping because I'm growing calloused tips.
vira4n6
It's loops, arches, and whorls.
Silver
Mine are double loops, what does that say?
ItsDrP
4th one-time Arches/Tented arches which are very rare and account for only 5% of all people
HighPriestOfCera
I think the zodiac sign stuff is fun. But I put 0 stock into it
madetheaccountjustforyou
My brother's fingerprints say a lot about him. He's a handyman who enjoys sharpening knives.
ConnieGobern63
I just read "what your nose type says about your personality" on FB. With comments like "So true!"
doctorofphailure
"We help improve your sense of touch, especially with textures." - fingerprints... possibly
ShrimpPoBoy
God, are people really stupid enough to believe fingerprints have meaning? My palm reader told me they were, but I didn't believe her.
DarthROFLs
They do and they don't, some genetic disorders can give certain fingerprint patterns.
thoushaltnotpass
I just read "what your nose type says about your personality" on FB. With comments like "So true!"
user82650
If something exists, people will find hidden meanings in it.
DrWankenstein
In the murder trial, mine said too fucking much about me apparently.
JagdPanzer38T
funfact: fingerprints are not as inique as people think, so a few pairs of people actually do have identical fingerprints
Shamalamadingdongz
easier solution would be to burn off finger tips with acid.
pancreas
"Your honor, I'm a Virgo, so clearly I can't be guilty."
Klypso
So your saying they fingered you?
Cyclophile
You should request a new trial on appeal. Since they can't really be used as evidence. Yay pseudo science.
IAmGoingToCatchYouAndStarveYouAndForcefeedYouWithYourOwnFlesh
Pro tip: Cut off your thumbs before they fucking snitch
LivingDecomposition
Go all MiB and sear em off.
bricktomtom
All of your fingers have fingerprints so just cut your hands off to be safe.
App1eJu1ce
Fingerprints are not a viable means of incriminating evidence.
TylerTheAnarchist
yes but unfortunately modern court systems still use it as evidence.